I asked #microsoftcopilot to draw me a map of the #mississippiriver & this is what I got

The employee at Dollar General must've thought what a special piece I was #taptopay #technology #old

#holidays #dancing #parade

It's all going to the same place anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️ #thanksgivingdinner #bigassbowls #mixittogether #comedy

Who do avocados think they are? #standup #comedy #thingsthatirritateme

Nothing better at work than some fresh porcelain #standup #comedy #work #bathroombreak

Sometimes things are just funny #randomthings #standup #comedy

I feel like this show set me up for failure 😆 #standup #comedy #fail

Why do people keep asking me this 💀 #google #symptoms #webmd #comedy

Make sure to check on your Facebook friends before wishing them a happy birthday 😬 #facebook #facebookfriends #happybirthday #standup #comedy

🚨 META’S DIRTY SECRET: BILLIONS MADE FROM SCAM ADS WHILE USERS GOT WIPED OUT 🚨 A shocking investigation has exposed what many suspected for years: Meta reportedly earned up to $3 BILLION from scam advertisements. Read more here: www.cryptopolitan.com/meta-china-3...

特朗普访华前称美中是两个超级大国。 他说：最重要的是，我们与中国存在非常重大的关系。我们是两个超级大国。就军事而言，我们是地球上最强大的国家。中国被认为排在第二——谁知道呢？ 我的意思是，谁知道？但我们确实是最强的，根本没有任何国家接近我们。

Remember the days of the Super Soaker?

A vote for Prop D is a vote for working-class families! Prop D will fund essential services like healthcare, programs that address homelessness, and more. It is NOT a tax on small businesses. Learn more: https://caasf.org/2026/04/caa-2026-primary-election-voter-guide-san-francisco/

Rugged Terrain Meets Rugged Pants 🏔️ Taking the road less traveled? Make sure you have the gear to handle it. Our Tactical Camo Cargo Pants are built for the grit. 🌲💪 #TrendPikz #Outdoors #Tactical #Camo #MensGear

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Out now! IN DANGER’S HOUR is the second book in the Romulus Hutchinson Naval Adventure series: action-packed, authentic historical fiction following twins fighting with the Royal Navy and the Merchant Navy in #ww2. Available now in paperback or Kindle: getbook.at/InDangersHour

So…These idiots, and they are idiots who are all talk (they won’t be going to California to vote), to commit voter fraud to own the Libs and prove why the Save Act needs to be passed. These fools are all over social media bragging about how they are going to commit voter fraud. 🤣🤣🤣

Mirantis has announced its acquisition by IREN, signaling a new phase focused on accelerating open, enterprise-grade AI infrastructure through its k0rdent AI platform. #TFDRundown #Mirantis #IREN #AIPlatform #Automation #AIAgents

A message for Demons

This is absolutely astounding

Teacher of Mathematics, St Aloysius College. Closes: 01/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/k58r5o. #independentschooljobs #scotlandjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

Відео ще одного зруйнованого будинку у Києві русня - гній.

The government expecting to find Dorothy Andor out here, lol.

Join the Portland Chapter of HCAO on Saturday January 10th, at 4:30 pm at Zidell Yards for our Art Show and Silent Auction! Step into an evening of elegance and purpose—our silent auction invites you to bid on exquisite treasures, all in support of a cause that truly matters.

Hasan brings aid to a country we’re strangling with an embargo and the feds start sniffing around. Nick Shirley breaks the actual rules and it’s basically “lol anyway.” You can’t make this up. They don’t enforce laws, they enforce politics.

One of the most unique Falcon builds LEGO has released. The Dark Falcon is basically an alternate-universe version of the Millennium Falcon. The darker design gives the Falcon a completely different look on display. Grab it here ↓ bit.ly/4rQZxAK #LegoAffiliate #ad #LegoStarWars #LegoCollectors

Michael Mashey. 💪

Long Island Rail Road workers are picketing outside of stations on Saturday after contract negotiations with the MTA fell through. The strike has halted North America's busiest commuter rail, which could leave hundreds of thousands of riders scrambling.

Can it get more Florida than this? www.carscoops.com/2026/04/silv...

Can you name the line-ups from Bilbao? 🤔🏆 #UWCL || #UWCLfinal

Los jinetes enmascarados alados vuelven a salir de ruta por A Coruña. La Policia Local ha parado e identificado a uno de sus miembros #acoruña #coruña #lacoruña #galicia #quincemil15000

David Cronenberg’s The Brood (1979) is an early example of the themes and ideas that would later define his work. The film mixes psychological drama with physical horror in a way that became strongly associated with Cronenberg’s cinema: the so called “body horror”.

Met Gala and Fashion Week are cute 📸👗 Laundry Week is real 🧺 NYC is the fashion capital… until you’re carrying an 80-lb laundry bag down the block. In NYC, status isn’t fashion. It’s in-unit laundry. 👉 Read our new blog 👉 Explore the New Yorker Collection #metgala #nycstyle #citylife

British tourists confront and turn out vacationing Israelis from a restaurant in Vietnam.

Real change for leaseholders 🏠 ✅ Ground rents capped at £250 a year, cutting bills for thousands. ✅ Removing draconian and exploitative forfeiture powers, which saw people lose their homes. ✅ Banning new leaseholders and allowing leaseholders to convert to Commonhold.

⏹️⭕️ Slideshow of Saturday's puzzle-focused NSW Bust-A-Blox event at Founders & Co #Swansea If you're living in and around South Wales, and free local #Nintendo events sound appealing to you, stay tuned to this account for more info on our next event in #Cardiff on 20th June

🔱Friday @ London’s Only Fetish House🔱 Howdy #London! 🤠✨ It’s #Fetish #Friday Time to saddle up, strap in, and let the wild ones ride. #MistressLila #MistressHeidi #FetishFriday #HowdyLondon #HouseofWorshipLondon houseofworshiplondon.com

We've got a slim rain chance today & tomorrow, however, Saturday is looking much more promising for rain! I've got your latest forecast below! #arwx #ARStormTeam

From floods to funnel clouds, New Mexico saw it all this year. 🌧️Chief Meteorologist Grant Tosterud joins Chris & Gabby to break down the state's wildest weather moments of 2025 & what's expected this winter on #NewMexicoNewsInsiders. #NMwx #NewMexico #Podcast

Gas costs over $4.50 a gallon for Americans right now. How do Republicans respond? "That's life."

Millions of cremated remains remain in homes. Green burial offers a more participatory alternative rooted in older traditions. #SouthJersey #GreenBurial

⚾🤡 29 May 2026 🤡⚾ Philadelphia Phillies at Los Angeles Dodgers Game: Regular Season The Play: 0-1, 1 out, top of 4th, Dodgers up 3-0 Error: Trea Turner reaches on a fielding error by right fielder Kyle Tucker. Trea Turner to 2nd. Final: Dodgers won 4-2 in 9 innings

Integrated Pest Management (IPM): A dynamic, evolving approach for sustainable agriculture 🍎 🍏 Two years ago, the European Commission introduced a valuable toolbox of good IPM practices — and today, it remains more relevant than ever. ⬇️ Learn more about IPM below (1/4)

Creating Memorable & Challenging Art Exhibitions Full interview of Virginia Damtsa @Virginia_Damtsa with Aaron Jack can be found on Youtube @AaronJackArts Along with many other discussions in the Art World

Circularity in fashion- how do they do it? This is the first part of many, where we will go through every stage of the fashion industry, and see how various companies/organizations are incorporating circularity. Today, we focus on sourcing, specifically next-gen bio-based materials. #circularfashion

Can you hit the move? Are you at FWA? If you see me today or tomorrow, walk up and show me on camera. You'll get a limited legendary trading card. Hand made with love by me. You'll be in the next video too. #FWA2026 #FurryWeekendAtlanta #FWA #Fursuit #IOFox

Absolutely shameless, Donald Trump uses the shooting at the White House Correspondents dinner as an excuse for his illegal East Wing ballroom project.

🚨 BREAKING: Tel Aviv is on fire right now. ⚠️ Warning: Intense images 🔥🚀

Powerful scenes from our anti-SLAPP hearing in Amsterdam.  Power belongs to the PEOPLE and we cannot let it be hijacked by BULLIES! Greenpeace International is holding this Big Oil bully accountable in court under Dutch and EU law exposing their attempts at silencing our free speech.

"Many Americans are asking, why did the United States have to attack Iran now? Well, let me explain..." – Sec. Marco Rubio When power fabricates foes, real risk never lay in foreign shadows. What leadership consigns its people to anguish while the world bleeds for macabre distraction?

Plane Crash

🇵🇸 🇷🇴 Palestinian striker Assad Al Hamlawi of Universitatea Craiova attended the Romanian league title celebration wearing a #Palestine flag.

CRANK IT!

sorry in advance. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

Day 2 and the tireless Mia is living her best life at #MWC26. Speaking to attendees 🗯️ Switching between languages 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷🇨🇳 Taking selfies 📸 And showing off some sweet soccer tricks ⚽ If you're at #MWC Barcelona this week, head to the @deutschetelekom stand to meet her and the amazing Telekom team.

Michelangelo emerges as a queer icon through his poetry for Tommaso Cavalieri, revealing romantic feelings. Some works were later altered—revisionism! Despite sodomy laws, Florence had nuanced views on queerness. His art and writings reflect deep admiration for the male form. #QueerArtHistory

🚨Get ready for some Muppet madness with everyone's favorite lab partner, Beaker! Join the fun and see why this iconic character is still #MeepMeeping his way into our hearts! 💥🎭 Dive into the world of #signjunky and get inspired by our creative #signshop! Who else loves Beaker? 💚 #muppets

Hotel Operators Rush to Exit Cuba Ahead of June 5 U.S. Sanctions Deadline A high-stakes deadline is triggering a major shakeup across Cuba's tourism industry, with international hotel brands racing to avoid potentially costly consequences. Read more at NewsLink7.com

CHAT-0006: SR 26 at Pooler Pkwy NB (Chatham) 🕒 12:33 AM - 12:35 AM ET (16x speed) 🌡️ 65°F | Clear 📍: 32.121670,-81.265410