Receiving this made getting sober worth it #comedy #localcomic #certified

Gotta love some humor in ads #advertising #commercials #marketing

#holidays #dancing #parade

Who needs boiled water RIGHT NOW? I hear it's good for ramen. #products #waterkettle

Nothing better at work than some fresh porcelain #standup #comedy #work #bathroombreak

This lady's boyfriend related to what I was saying so much. I feel ya, bro. #standup #comedy #timeleft #microwave

Doing anything to try & get my daughter to interact with me 😆 #girldad #daddydaugther #wig

Well, maybe I'm that guy a LITTLE #soberjourney #standup #comedy #drunkstory

I've started a movement I did not intend 😆💀 #microwave #timeleft #comedy

Who likes a good can crusher? Also, who knew that Harbor Freight made such a thing? #tools #harborfreight #cancrusher

I offered an amendment in today’s @democrats-edworkforce.house.gov bill markup that would prevent kickbacks like luxury vacations and large cash payments paid by health insurance middlemen to brokers and consultants, which Congress brought to light in 2021 but did not prohibit. (1/2)

Ross Greer, Scottish Greens, "Yes, delivering a price cap that ensures that farmers, fishers, other producers don't lose out is going to be difficult" "But it's not nearly as difficult as being that child that goes to school on an empty stomach"

When you know you’re the bottom though.

a hat trick for Ai Kitigawa, 5-0 Aurora FC

Wait I think TikTok was onto something with thi-

Mainstream media are today normalising Angus “Watergate” Taylor - the climate denier who stood by while the Libs Robodebted teenagers to suicide - with vacuous pictures of him grinning and meeting “battlers” HE’S the reason we’re battling! “TruthLies&Media”is live!🎙️ Promo Match Frame Editing

There Goes a Helicopter (1995 VHS) : 851s

On the next episode of A Moment with Erik Fleming! @johnbonifaz.bsky.social Les Leopold and Veronica Cardenas. #blacksky #politics #podcast

I'll tell you something. If anyone calls me lazy, they obviously have never attended grad school, graduated Summa Cum Laude while working full time and taking care of 6 children (my two nephews, 2 cousins and my younger sister) and then listened to 40 hours a week of people telling me their problems

Happy Memorial Day ✨

Uncover secrets 🔍 and seek justice with Buck Taylor in his most gripping case yet! Are you ready for the thrill? 📚✨ #ColdJustice #LinkInBioToShop #BuckTaylorMystery #ColdJusticeBook

KNICKS IN THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#knicks #nba #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/qtlfllbm

Pep Guardiola's final message to the City fans before leaving the club 🥲

Pain face hall of fame entry 🥵 Tim Rex turned himself inside out for team leader Jonas Vingegaard on the Doues & Lin Noir climbs on Stage 14 of the Giro d’Italia 💪 Tim Rex – combined effort over last 2 climbs ⏱️ Time: 31‘00“ ⚡️Avg power: 400w 💥 Max power: 580w

Ist das eigentlich auch so ein Bot-Account, der nur so einfach seinen Senf abgibt? Wenn sich die Spielregeln im Monopoly mal zum Vorteil aller ändern würden, wäre das schon ein Fortschritt. Aber die Cheater bauen immer mehr Cheats ein. Denen gehören schon alle Häuser und Banken, Gefängnisse etc. 🤷

I've put my dog RONALDO into the new carnival horde map of my game BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT, it's also 25% off!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/ #boomershooter #steam #indie #indiedev #games

Green, yellow, red, brown, Seasons paint our fleeting life, Leaves return to earth. #mondayfeeling #thoughts #poem #poetry #haiku #nature #seasons #fleeting #life #vss365

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Now they want to ban children from playing certain music pieces. Mind you no lyrics were even mentioned, the song is entirely instrumental.

Leaving this here to honor women; specifically for the things we carry. Thank you. @mlipsitt.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @dpfrazier22.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @itsbek.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @boldsea.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social

This President hasn't made us safer— he's only created chaos and fear. However, in these moments of chaos are stories of everyday Americans' extraordinary strength. Tonight, my guest for the State of the Union is one of those Americans, Maria Mesias-Tatnall. Hear her story:

VIDEO: A data center's high-pitched drone hums through the walls of Donald Briggs’ home, an unwelcome newcomer to his Mount Pleasant neighborhood. What was a temporary roar of construction shifts into a mechanical whine as Microsoft’s massive $3.3 billion AI campus prepares to come online.

CAUGHT ON CAM: A routine delivery turned into heartbreak after a family's Ring camera captured an Amazon delivery driver taking their beloved cat right off their doorstep. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/video-shows-amazon-driver-taking-pet-cat-family-seeks-answers/ 

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Indie Retro News: Lemmings Reloaded - This enhanced version of a classic looks awesome for the C64 (WIP) www.indieretronews.com/2026/01/lemm... #retrogaming #c64 #commodore64 @c64cade.com

Your favorite show will still be there on Monday. These people won't! Join the movement every Sat & Sun. #StopScrolling #SocialStrangers #RealLife #WeekendGoals

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LIVE🔴 TWO TOURNEY TOOSDAY!! WITH SOME FRIENDLIES IN BETWEEN!! LOCK IN. Twitch.TV/MccDann #SmashBrosUltimate #SmashBros

👍 1 Percent Better Each Day Ebook - Boundless-Digital-Net #FREE 💥 https://payhip.com/b/SfaKg 💫 #FreeResources #DailyInspiration #EbookFreebie #GrowthPodcast #AIPrompts

Kontroverse, Zerwürfnisse und Differenzen innerhalb der rechtsextremen Montagsdemos in #Gera gehen in die nächsten Runden, ein Ende der Spirale ist nicht absehbar. Von Spaltungen und Ausgrenzungen ist die Rede. Dieses Thema sprachen Frank Haußner und Siegmar Strobel in ihren Reden am Montag 2/4

Oralè Crew I have sinned against everyone, I can’t believe I managed to actually make a cute meme of Trump falling asleep on his birthday cake Lego reels. Forgiveness is begged and blood is offered, lol. 😝 #Smelvis #HBTrump #LegoTrump #USDemocracy

Putin leck Eier. Ich renn doch nicht in den Bunker wenn ich noch nicht aufgegessen habe. #Ukraine

Bee Everybody quiet down now and get some sleep. Dream it all would be as it could be… #bee #goodnight #dream

Tired of your Marketplace health premiums skyrocketing? Political and government instability has caused major increases — but EZ Access Insurance has the solution: Get affordable nationwide coverage. 📞 Call: 833-726-7467 🔗 Enroll Now: https://www1.impacthealthsharing.com/?referral_id=08651770

"We now have ✨ 59,883 ✨ people registered to be represented by #ToitūTeTiriti in the Treaty Principles Reform Urgent Inquiry. Still time to register before 2 June. Open to all, link below. Come be part of history. ✌️🫡🙏💯" @taniawaikatolawyer.bsky.social #nzpol 📝 forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...

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Happy Valentine's Day! 💕 To all the business owners out there: You're doing amazing! Starting and running a business takes courage, dedication, and heart. Today, we celebrate YOU and the love you pour into your business every single day. #ValentinesDay #SmallBusinessLove #PhoenixRoseAccounting

A new law in Missouri seeks to protect governments and businesses from mass-filed web-content accessibility violation lawsuits seeking quick settlements. ♿ Full scoop @keelyquinlan.bsky.social 📰 ➡️ statescoop.com/new-missouri... #Missouri #ADA #Justice #Accessibility #508Compliance

11,000 students on my n8n course this week. Really cool hearing from people who learned from it and are now building useful automations.

What are NH's biggest issues? #nhpolitics #nhtok

I can't believe we got this jump in a run. The new strats are working! \m/

My sincere message to comedian Esteban Gast’s parents. Not everyone needs to become an attorney to make a difference, but everyone can do something. Watch the full episode at: m.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNi... @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social

Die heutige Autosuppe wird ihnen serviert von der Türkei. #Klimakatastrophe

We asked early talent how much impact they felt AI would have on careers in home building. Here’s what they told us 👇 🔶 80% said AI will change how people work in home building over the next 10 years 🔶 70% said protection from rising automation was a motivation for joining the industry

ÀUDIO SECRET - Florentino Pérez va denunciar al CNI que el seu gran rival s'havia conxorxat amb Villarejo per assassinar-lo "amb un virus o un https://rac1.cat/esports/20260601/349491/audios-secrets-florentino-acusa-president-iberdrola-conspirar-villarejo-assassinarlo-accident-virus.html

Sounds like an admission of guilt‼️

Henry Nowak's father appealed for his murder not to be "used to create further hatred, division or tension." Nigel Farage, the far right and racists generally had other ideas.

Es ist kühl? Zu kühl? Ja. Macht die globale Erhitzung eine Pause? Nein! Außerdem wirkt die veränderte Atmosphäre zu jedem Zeitpunkt aufs Wetter. Du lebst in einer anderen Atmopshäre im Vergleich zur vorindustriellen Zeit. Das ist die physikalische Realität in der DU lebst! #Klimakatastrophe

Hawaii's legendary "Matsumoto Shave Ice" is opening on Saturday, June 6th in the Irvine Spectrum at Ryoko Rain in California! See you at there! 839 Spectrum Center Drive - https://maps.app.goo.gl/SqPAtJqQrivL4ih3A?g_st=ac #matsumotoshaveice #irvinespectrum #ryokorain #hawaii