Just saw a young woman on TikTok saying she envied people who grew up in the 1980’s, so this is my periodic reminder that we were so neglected that the authorities put these spots on television to remind our parents to check on us:

Again, I must say that these are exaggerated for humorous effect, but they are not invented from whole cloth.

My mom once told an employer that “I pretend to work for two hours.” False cognates are everywhere between our two languages. My personal favorite is faculty: the instructional staff of a school vs faculdade: a college.

…yes, ma’am.

A seleção ja saiu pra viajar a New Jersey.

How are everyone's Spanish lessons coming along?

Yep. They really are just filing the serial numbers off of the Second Trump administration.

Deutsche Bahn will quickly disabuse you of the notion of "alles in ordnung."

I think it's sweet that the Balkans had a Goth-off at Eurovision.

If she’s only cussing you out in Spanish she’s just venting. When she does it in English you done fucked up. If the chancla comes off you need to run.

ICYMI: Republicans BLOCKED my bill to fund TSA. Republicans are punishing travelers and forcing TSA agents to work without pay because they want to cut another blank check for ICE & Border Patrol. It's shameful.

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Yesterday's attack on Hatzola ambulances - a Jewish charity that does amazing work for the community in North London - is an attack on all of us. As politicians we have to call out the rise in antisemitism wherever we see it.

Air Force One landed at Beijing Capital International Airport in China. Trump’s state visit includes a bilateral meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping. He is the first U.S. president to visit China since his last state visit in 2017 during his first term.

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The 'worst of the worst' offenders of the 'Trump 2-week' bull manure is the 'face of @ms.now'. After being made to look foolish over the course of the first month, Joe was focused on getting Sen. Schumer to go along with his longtime friend Trump. When Schumer didn't, Joe got all hot and bothered.

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4/10/26 congressman fry doesn’t want to do his constitutional duty. Yes, I said doody. #news #politics #currentevents

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Sunday’s launch marked more than another mission — it became the 643rd flight in the iconic Long March rocket legacy and the second Long March 8 launch of 2026. Now operating in high-density mode, Long March 8 is powering China’s growing low-orbit internet constellation, including Spacesail.

Moscow region, drones are breaking into the facilities. #russianLosses #UkraineNews #KineticSanctionsEnforcement

Iranians shouting opposition slogans from their windows resulting in the muslim dictatorship soldiers shooting at them

🗣️ A scientist finds randomness thrilling?! Dr. Kamau Bobb from Spelman College says the 💥Second Law of Thermodynamics💥 is his favorite STEM concept. #Entropy touches everything—from systems to life itself. 🎥 Watch and tell us your favorite scientific concept. #STEM #Spelman #HBCU #WeHBSeeUTV #QEM

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Ummmmm what happened?

A bill offering easier access to suicide prevention services is heading to Gov. Pritzker's desk.

Good ol Molly Ringwald at Gotham Television Awards. 🏆