Ah yes, I forgot that FIFA has de-sponsored all the stadiums for the World Cup. It’s not MetLife, it’s New York New Jersey stadium. And you really can’t walk there, it’s in a swamp. Have to pay for the bus or train. And have fun transferring at Secaucus!

“Who? … cares?”

Today in remedial TikTok for millennials, I’m going to teach you this song that you’ve only heard on the Simpsons: Spanish Flea, by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we believe.

Glad to see that I’m not the only one who uses this as a vocal stim. The meat helmets really add that special je ne se quoi…

This birthday trend is making the rounds on TikTok but my favorite is of course this one where it goes wrong.

LOL at TikTok putting this on my TL and spoiling a future season of The Boys, but this absolutely monsters Elon Musk in thirty seconds. "He's an astronaut. I took him to space."

That one time the Simpsons absolutely bodied grad students with one line.

Dude what the fuck? Hass avocados are only a century old!

Earnie Stewart's game winning goal against Colombia in 1994. This was the USA's first World Cup victory since the Miracle in Belo Horizonte against England in 1950.

Any pretense of doing the job of the people has failed in the US House this evening. Speaker Mike Johnson, Louisiana coward, has canceled the War Powers Resolution vote to stop Trump's illegal war. The Senate passed it and Johnson knows it would pass the House to pass too. Video by @ jesscraven101

Gains Update !! ✨ Doing my best to stick to my work out regimen and it's big progress. Haven't been this proud of my body in a while. Cheers to health! 💪🥩

The train made in 1863 is now departing, accompanied by the men in top hats! #steamtrain

If this were about rewarding them and not punishing us, he would give them his own money

Behind the scenes. Rose — a powerful CEO — knows leadership is not always about control. Sometimes it is clarity. #EveRichards #Acting #Film #WomenInFilm #Storytelling #OnSet

hbr.org/2020/03/what... 😙😀🍕⁉️

TAPPING FRESH NEWS: LIL TJAY SHOWS LOVE TO A STREET PERFORMER BY GIVING HER CASH WHILE SHE PERFORMED

What you probably don’t know about your local news. #Media #News #FCC #bias #podcast

1/ On the 507th day of continuous protest, citizens are marching and demanding the provision of medicines for children with Duchenne. #GeorgiaProtests

Jordan Walker threw a DART to home plate to get the double play 💪

“The straits need to be open…” On Thursday, Trump said that America was in control of the Strait of Hormuz. Now Rubio says the strait needs to open. Every day this war goes on means further energy disruptions and higher prices for you.

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When pranking your Paranormal Pal backfires #furry #twitch #vtuber #funny #phasmophobia

Mikhail Iliyukhin going real hard for a straight armbar on Igor Vovchanchyn. Nothing doing as Igor manages to worm out just enough that Mikhail has to give up.

Buying locally-produced food eliminates long-distance transportation costs. Driving a combustion vehicle further to get it may cancel out trucking fuel savings. If possible use an e-assist cargo cycle on a protected cycle network to pick up groceries. Or have them delivered by an electric vehicle.

Musiq Soulchild gotta leave that note alone man 😭

Canes fans need to stop projecting their January trauma onto Freddie Andersen. Yeah, he got hit with the "First Short Freddie" moniker earlier this year, but right now? He's locked the hell in...

America....the new dystopia

VIDEO: Why are gas prices so high? ​Iran’s closure of Hormuz Strait removes 20 million barrels of daily, 20% of global supply. Brent crude exceeds $100 per barrel. Despite top production, US relies on heavy oil imports from Canada and Latin America for gasoline, keeping domestic pump prices high.

This is amazing. Ukraine is now using low cost high altitude balloons, leveraging the natural prevailing winds from Ukraine to Russia. The balloons don't look like targets. Hovering deep into Russian territory, the drone is released and then flies to its target.

February 11 Press Briefing with #KarolineLeavitt

New Meets Newer in New Freedom - Video Version. November 12th, 2023. Clip from my YouTube video "Steam Into History". #trains #video

One man can make a difference in a universe gone wrong… Available on #Amazon and #Kindle amazon.com/dp/B0CLZ4ZHLJ #writerscommunity #readerscommunity #ReadersFavorite #scifibooks

🥳 A small town in #Oregon is celebrating after officially stopping a large data center from being built in their community‼️ The #LaPineCity Council voted unanimously to reject the proposed project 👏

What if strategy wasn’t static? Thomas Biedermann uses simulation games to explore leadership, systems thinking, and real-world complexity 🌍 June 5–7 | Online 💻 gblconference.com/

I guess there's a reason his name is abe SIMPson, right? Absolute filth from this old man. #Simpsons #RoadRage #RetroGaming #Gaming

Curated data helps, but garbage online still shapes AI outputs. #ai #internet #data

"This was a bonus game for us." Arsenal fans in London react to Champions League final defeat.

"The moment we became closer to them, things started to click." (Ian Wright 🗣️ Mikel Arteta 🗣️) (wearetheoverlap) #Arsenal #Arteta #IanWright #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #PremierLeagueChampions #Champions

This is the difference our UK Labour Government is making 👇

“Before I thank God, I wanna say: ICE out. We’re not savage, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are human, and we are Americans.” — Bad Bunny

“F” THESE RIMS. #buyingrim, #fthis, #detailing, #washing, #fyp

DEVIL'S NAME TRIGGER!!! 😡😡😡

This is how we fill a town square with busy little guys

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We’ve got a beautiful sunny day today! What better way to take it all in than to visit the theatre and enjoy its lovely fountain and plants outside before coming in to take a look at lobby art! On display: Amy Crabtree Woods Brice Cooper Adele Seitzinger Sonshine Whimsical Art

Me having a very ANTIFA bubble bath avec concombre.

Happy Pride Shen 🏳️‍🌈

Browns new WR KC Concepcion is tonight's sword puller for the Cavs.

With the arrival of water in the Rio Grande River this week, El Paso Water announced it will begin the seasonal transition to treating Rio Grande water at two of its water treatment plants. MORE: https://www.ktsm.com/news/el-paso-water-begins-seasonal-treatment-of-rio-grande/

Let's take a trip to #Oz with guest @trannawintour.bsky.social as we discuss #JudyGarland in #TheWizardofOz ! Follow the link for the full #podcast episode! 🍎: tiny.cc/TMRAppleJG 🟢: tiny.cc/TMRSpotifyJG 📺: patreon.com/themixedreviews

Wonderful evening of baby geese in their full bumbling era. 🪶 🐣

A stretcher cart was run over by a player during an Ecuadorian Serie B game (insert sound effects here)

🇮🇷🇱🇧Protestas en Teherán en apoyo a la resistencia y al Líbano ➡️Manifestantes en Plaza de Enqelab de Teherán reafirmaron su compromiso con la resistencia regional, coreando: “La resistencia es nuestro camino claro; el Líbano siempre forma parte de nosotros”.

'The @USAmbUN Mike Waltz just lied. He said, Francesca called Israel "a stain on humanity." Of course, Israel is a stain on humanity. it's a million stains on humanity. but facts are facts are lies are lies. And Waltz is a shameless, genocidal liar: '

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Meanwhile, working families are downsizing just to afford groceries and gas.

Wakana's just cringing at the vibes. 😆 #IWanttoEndThisLoveGame @rebeccadanaevo.bsky.social @giovanniecruz.bsky.social @gameguynick.bsky.social

The Math Ain't Mathin' 🤔 #homegym #garageym #gymhumor