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LOL at TikTok putting this on my TL and spoiling a future season of The Boys, but this absolutely monsters Elon Musk in thirty seconds. "He's an astronaut. I took him to space."
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I’m pleased to report that Japanese Pro Wrestling TikTok exists and is as delightfully unhinged as you’d imagine.
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