Couldn’t agree more. You definitely can’t have nuclear weapons in the hands of a fucking lunatic… Pot, allow me to introduce you to kettle.

And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers.

Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

It’s World Bat Appreciation Day. And I will never stop loving this. I’m pretty sure I dated that first guy during my Goth era. 🔊on.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

Fucking Royale with Cheese. He really is that stupid. In a Pentagon prayer meeting (yes, that’s a thing now) Kegsbreath used Jules’ legendary, and also completely fabricated, “biblical” verse from Pulp Fiction. It’s actually a mash-up of Ezekiel 25:17 and lines from a ‘70s martial arts film.

Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

Australian Cladding Secrets_ Why Leaks Are Inevitable! #architecture #smartspaces #buildingbetter #newzealand

Craig & Mark's brand-new story is now out in Kindle & paperback, and Paul Maloney also has updates there as well. In other news, I've started writing a new MM age-gap romance but heaven alone knows what the title is, LOL! 😁 #writinglife #mmromance

David Eby: "This country cannot work if separatists, separatist premiers, others get all of the attention of the federal government. And those provinces where we're standing squarely behind Canada, where we're fighting for Canada -- we're left out of the discussion."

Did you know that joining just ONE club can actually increase your longevity? It's all about community engagement and getting out of our own worlds! Source #Productivity #Creativity #Community #Constraints #Satisfaction

@sciencenewsroom-ug.bsky.social What IS TIME - REALLY? - WE ARE LIVING IN PERPENDICULAR TIMES - Time Waves come in at right angles - A New Reality - Pls Retweet-RePost-Review - Amazon.com #books #science

The Twittler has to go! HE MUST GO NOW! The worst and most unpopular president in US history! He belongs in prison not in the White House. 🌊👇The best FREE resistance/anti-tRump GIF's on the Web! chips-gifs.com

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Fresh back from his adventures in Egypt, Paul is faced with a traumatic plot development so he's having a well-earned rest before leaping back into the fray tomorrow. 😎 #writinglife #crimefiction

Love this. 😍Spirit among the players is first class. Everyone in it together. Such a strong bond with them all. It’s great to see. 💙💛👏🏽👏🏽. #LUFC

The leader of Qatar is a member of an organization called The Muslim Brotherhood, which has a specific ideology which seeks to overthrow Western civilization from within via infiltration of institutions, immigration, etc, and install a global caliphate ruled by Sharia law. #News #Politics #Qatar

“I feel safe. Thank you!” 😂😂😂

A DV shelter worker details 2 post‑Grammys assaults: one woman injured by a smashed cup over artists saying Fuck ICE, and one over disagreement. Super Bowl weekends can escalate stress and violence. If you’re unsafe, support is available: 1‑800‑799‑7233 / START to 88788.

Are you wanting to learn about government contracting? All THE LINKS ARE ON MY PAGE! #Money #samstream #smallbusiness #governmentcontracting #samgov Samstream.ai

Here’s ex PL Exec Chairman Richard Scudamore talking about the “Strategic Plan” to have different PL champions every 6 years Helps explain why Arsenal get the same goal that beat #Everton vs West Ham ruled out & Saliba was alright booting Barry in box with ball long gone in the game at BMD 👍🏼

Errol Musk - father of Elon - murdered 3 people, and then told a journalist about it yesterday.

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I asked the Chancellor how investment in green energy will help protect consumers.

A dream match for the ages took place as part of the #OwenCup between Samoa Joe & Will Ospreay! Watch the #AEWDoN replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max PPV!

I hope you experience this joy today: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Meet the Press: There's "8647" merchandise all over Amazon. Will you prosecute them? Todd Blanche: “Of course not. That’s posted constantly. That phrase is used constantly.”

Mehdi Hasan reveals the "receipts" on Israeli aggression. 🏛️📜 He explains why Bill Maher’s claims about "defensive wars" are historically false, citing Israeli PMs and Generals who admitted to starting conflicts in 1956 and 1967. History matters. 📉⚖️ #Zeteo #Debunked

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All I want is a penthouse apartment in a french city where I can watch the swifts. Is that too much to ask??

Happy to see @aprildryan.bsky.social on Bluesky (I haven’t seen her for the last couple years) and this new interview w/ @governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social is really good. I’ve said all along that if KDH decides to run in 2028, he likely will not.

Turkiye issues final warning to israel: israel, DEATH IS COMING! your nukes will not save you! (Jvnior)

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The problem w/ Traditional Media&Religious-Congregations's that they use Legacy&Nepotism to lie w/ Lectures&Sermons from every pulpit that's pro Xenophobia&Hate. Learned&Perfected tactics of the kkk in the South has transferred to our Federal Gov't via Subsides Royalty: oligarchs&corporations. 🗽🦁✝️

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Ever notice how consistency isn't flashy, but it's unstoppable? 💪✨ It's the quiet, everyday effort that builds true success. Ready to level up? #GreenlifeHealthcareStaffing #ConsistencyWins #DailyDiscipline #StayCommitted #MotivationDaily

Matchday #ALOHA #COYG #TheArsenal

💥🤘🏻 Occupied Vuhlehirsk, Donetsk Oblast.

Somewhere near the Golden Gate Bridge, two black Labs crossed the final moral boundary between honest living and sponsored bacon content. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDog #LabLife #SanFrancisco #TalkingDogs

Pete Hegseth's "pastor" is a fake Christian like Pete. He gets totally shutdown here.

Taster clip - @michaelemann.bsky.social discusses the deleterious impact of AI, social media and mis- and dis- information. ⚛️🧪

TONIGHT at 9 & 10pm on SOPBS: Black and Jewish America PART 3 of 4 at 9pm: Tracing the "Grand Alliance" of Black and Jewish communities in the fight for civil rights. PART 4 of 4 at 10pm: Examining the Black and Jewish alliance from the 1970s onward.

"der April macht was er will" - das lernt jedes Kind schon. Aber WARUM ist gerade der April so launisch?

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Love this quote from AOC! She’s a politician who talks the talk AND walks the walk! We need more like her!

Dep. Alencar Santana: 🚨 "𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘪 𝘩𝘰𝘫𝘦 𝘯𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘭í𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘍𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘵í𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘭á𝘷𝘪𝘰 𝘉𝘰𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘫𝘢 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦 𝘷í𝘯𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮 𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘙𝘪𝘰 𝘥𝘦 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘰, 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮 𝘰 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘩𝘰. 🎙️ 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘪 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭247 𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘳𝘦 𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘢. ... 1/3⤵️

So proud of Liz for winning the Daytona 500.

Divider A 10-year old has more guts than my Rep. Tom Kean Jr Let’s get Congress FIGHTERS like @varela4nj.bsky.social, #SueAltman, ex-ARMY Physician @hamawyfornj.bsky.social & ex-NAVY pilot @rebeccabennettforcongress.com 🎥 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social #ResistanceUnited #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

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Absolutely, I'd be happy to assist, but it seems like there's information missing from your request. Could you provide the original social media post you would like rewritten?

ABS overturned in #Orioles at #RedSox (Bot 3). Carlos Narváez challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Marvin Hudson | Upheld 43.1% (22/51). Later: Carlos Narváez flies out to right fielder Colton Cowser.

et l'Afrique, où opèrent de grands réseaux de trafic de drogue. En Hongrie, plus de 500 kg de cocaïne cachée dans des bananes en provenance d'Equateur ont été découverts. C'est la plus grande saisie de drogue de l'histoire du pays. La protection d'Orban serait-elle désactivée ?