Fucking Royale with Cheese. He really is that stupid. In a Pentagon prayer meeting (yes, that’s a thing now) Kegsbreath used Jules’ legendary, and also completely fabricated, “biblical” verse from Pulp Fiction. It’s actually a mash-up of Ezekiel 25:17 and lines from a ‘70s martial arts film.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

Hey, pot. Come over here. There’s a kettle I’d like you to meet.

My Italian is a little rusty… but I think I’ve got the gist of this: “go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.” This is the Italian opposition leader voicing solidarity with PM Georgia Meloni and Pope Leo after the fermenting sack of lard attacked them both.

Oh, look! It’s Our Lady of the Holey Camel Toe!

Oh, yes. I remember the Glamorous Triangle Period in Ancient Greek architecture. “These are great Classical buildings they’re taken from very glamorous times… This is Rome… they like the flat roof… Greece likes the… they call it the triangles.”

Iran. Venezuela. Same, same. Fuck me. Even Kegbreath needed a mighty big slug of “tea” to get past it.

Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers.

Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

Türkiye News - In Zonguldak (Turkey), a two-year-old girl boarded a bus whilst her mother wasn’t looking. The driver set off, and it wasn’t until the girl started crying that he realised he had a ‘passenger’ on board: he turned back and returned the girl to her family.

Hungary signals readiness to sanctions Russia’s Patriarch Kirill! #news #worldnews #hungary #russia #hungarynews #euro #eunews #europe #european #patriarch #kirilll #eu

The MYIC @millionyearice.bsky.social project by the Australian Antarctic Program is drilling an ice core to 3,000 metres depth in three-metre segments, and returning the cores in pristine condition to Hobart, Tasmania. Why? And how? Find out at aapp.shorthandstories.com/the-memory-of-ice

🇨🇦 The numbers don’t lie 👀 @trueeager.bsky.social reacts to signs of decline in the Ford era 🔥 Watch Full Episode ⬇️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXV-... #cdnpoli #DougFord #Ontario #Politics #onpoli

Anyone who’s ever heard of billiard legend Van Hammersly

👏 @libdemdaisy.bsky.social: "The Tories' botched Brexit deal has made this country poorer and if you want to tackle the cost of living crisis you need a closer relationship with Europe."

Southampton expelled from the play-offs and Middlesbrough replacing them... do you think it's the correct decision?

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Proud to introduce the Poll Worker Tax Cut Act with Rep. Latimer.   Poll workers are essential to free & fair elections. They shouldn’t be penalized for stepping up to serve. This bill ensures their earnings aren’t taxed as income. Let’s support those who support our democracy.

Rep. Moulton: "Trump said that 'people die in wars' but at least we owe them an explanation. Now 3 families are living that nightmare. My heart is with the fallen and the wounded. They deserve better leadership than this. Mr. President, what are you asking them to die for?"

For my family and friends in New Orleans and the rest of Louisiana! Have a very Happy Mardi Gras! 💃👯‍♀️🎉🥳🎊

Deep breaths, you got this, you can do this.... ok let's go! Yeah ... No no I don't like that nope!! #ResidentEvil7BiohazardGoldEdition #NintendoSwitch2

Let's talk about this Sparrow Trench Run in Destiny 2: Renegades 🪐 🎙️https://youtu.be/CS5jLE90Ok4 @coreyinhd.com and @joshfinn.bsky.social discuss the Star Wars themes and scenes in @destinythegame.bungie.net on @towercasuals.bsky.social #starwars #destiny2 #renegades #starwars #thedrifter

Salah signs off with an assist as Curtis scores our final goal of the season 🎯

Right now, as war dominates headlines, a slower crisis is undoubtedly spreading underneath it: malnutrition. 👉 A Video Series: Follow along to understand what malnutrition actually looks like for a child, and why food alone isn’t enough.

The road to the UCL quarter finals for the lions saw them return to Lisboa for Matchday 3. They fell behind to a Paixão rocket before OM were reduced to 10. Geny equalised before Alissons deflected winner. Sporting CP 2 Marseille 1 Match report 👇 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2025/10/spor...

#IsraelTerroristState #FascistaseNazistas #ForaSionistas ✊✊✊😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 "Que suas aldeias sejam queimadas." "Morte aos árabes, vamos estuprar suas mulheres." Esses foram alguns dos cânticos islamofóbicos e antiárabes entoados por colonos + Fonte: Quds News Do Canal do Telegram da @HispanTVBrasil

Fakt mele, co mu slina do pusy přinese. Copak zapomněl, jakého uznání se mu dostalo od současné opozice za jeho projev v OSN? Který byl skutečně dobrý. (via @vaclavmoravec)

The 15 characters of the current roster of Crafty Survivors! Which one is your favourite? Crafty Survivors is available on Steam and the Nintendo Switch! Craft Your Own Way to Victory with the most unique cast of characters! 🔪🪓🪵🪡🧵 #roguelite #NintendoSwitch #pixelart

Something amazing is happening in Astoria, NYC. These suburban clowns tried to bully a whole neighborhood, and sued to stop a vital safety project. Zohran and our DOT just responded by DOUBLING the length of the project. Insanely hilarious.

Have you ever found yourself caught in a whirlwind of self-defeating thoughts? You're not alone. Even in the Garden of Gethsemane, Jesus faced moments of deep concern. But here's the truth: what we think about shapes our lives. #RenewYourMind #FaithJourney #LetGoAndLetGod #PositiveThoughts

Getting ready for kindergarten is about more than ABCs and 123s. Do you know which skills matter most before the first day of school? If you have a child starting Kindergarten this fall, watch to learn the social-emotional skills that help young children start school with confidence.

Amb Ripoll com a epicentre, l'extrema dreta independentista ja no és només una anècdota electoral. Quins són els motius que expliquen la capacitat de penetració d'Aliança en l'electorat?  https://www.ara.cat/politica/l-eix-transversal-l-extrema-dreta_136_5741290.html

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Ads don’t fail because of media buying alone. They fail because of wrong audience, weak messaging, or no follow-up. Fix the system, not just the ads, and results become predictable.

Don’t let these MAGA influencers lie to you or distract you. President Trump’s big ugly bill is taking healthcare away from millions while he uses his DOJ to target his enemies. We see MAGA influencers and politicians will justify anything Trump does to stay in the good graces of Dear Leader.

🇮🇷🗞️📰📌An Iranian state television presenter shot the UAE flag live on air.

The CHALK CHARMER Miann Danko on how Angel influed and inspired her art. Full Show www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFVa... #music #art

The only King I recognize:

On College Decision Day, we're asking forgiveness—of our audio and your loans. As students decide where to continue their learning journeys—and many of us former students grapple with how to pay our loans—New York City has got you, with repayment resources: nyc.gov/studentloan

Oooh, the Kristi Noem saga continues

bone zone, future boss arena location in the making

Let's play Keeper. Our caregivers can recognise the orphaned elephants by ear notches, tusk shape and all. Now it's your turn. This orphan's trunk is shorter than you'd expect. She lost the tip to a poacher's snare and then was found alone, stuck in the mud. Drop your guess below.

A short break away from all the news: A stroll in the woods before breakfast. Towards the end Bear makes sure that I’m following towards the house for he wants his breakfast

It's all going Lexington SC's way in extra time, Addie McCain adds a third for the hosts to make it 3-1 against Carolina Ascent. 15 minutes to go in the #GainbridgeSuperLeague Final for the visitors to try and rally on Peacock now.

Happy Friday Dance 😁 #TGIF #friday #leggings #fypviralシ #reelsfb

ÚLTIMA HORA: Vídeo en primer plano del vicepresidente JD Vance siendo sacado a la fuerza de la cena de la WHCA tras los disparos. . #MarcanoSinTapujos #Trump

Somewhere near the Golden Gate Bridge, two black Labs crossed the final moral boundary between honest living and sponsored bacon content. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDog #LabLife #SanFrancisco #TalkingDogs

The Astronaut Adventures continue, as he's getting lost on the Mothership, but he's noticing that the Female Sentries are oddly keeping an eye on him, but not offering much help in relation to any directions he needs to go. #AIart #AIartcommunity #AstronautAdventures

🌟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 'Dan ni'n cynrychioli Cymru' Pob lwc i Aled Griffiths ac aelodau Côr Ffermwyr Hawkstone sydd yn cystadlu yn rownd derfynol Britain’s Got Talent nos Sadwrn

Taster clip - @michaelemann.bsky.social discusses the deleterious impact of AI, social media and mis- and dis- information. ⚛️🧪

When floating ice melts, does the water level go up or down? 🧊🧊🧊🥤 Actually, for pure water and ice, it doesn't change! 🤯 Here's why! 🤔 #Physics YouTube link: www.youtube.com/shorts/V77Q5... 🧪⚛️

Master Tetia, huh? 🤩 #WitchHatAtelier @sarahwiedenheft.com @madeleinemorris.actor @hereliesanjali.bsky.social @joshuawaters.bsky.social @brynapprill.bsky.social

Trump says the crash is “to be expected” because he “inherited a terrible economy” Reality: The Economist called 🇺🇸’s economy “the envy of the world” as Biden’s term ended 👇🏽 His trade war is to blame

The police are lying to you over the Gaza protests. The Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police should resign.

The works causing the closure of the Main Library have now been successfully completed. As a result, the library will reopen from tomorrow 1 August at 10am and will remain open as usual. www.ucl.ac.uk/library/usin...

So proud of Liz for winning the Daytona 500.

On this day in 1999, Sami’s execution was underway. Lucas’s interruption helped make this scene an instant classic! #DAYS #DOOL #Lumi

Gaza.

Watch as bees unite their efforts to tackle the cap of a honey bottle. Nature's teamwork is truly remarkable and sweet!