Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

It’s World Bat Appreciation Day. And I will never stop loving this. I’m pretty sure I dated that first guy during my Goth era. 🔊on.

Iran. Venezuela. Same, same. Fuck me. Even Kegbreath needed a mighty big slug of “tea” to get past it.

Happy Sky Fairy day. This is almost awesome enough to make me find God.

Oh, look! It’s Our Lady of the Holey Camel Toe!

This was posted without irony on the orange tinted turd’s official page here. Hitler loved being photographed with children as well. Just saying.

Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

Well, fuck. Strip down, America. She’s coming to shave the entire nation.

Hey, pot. Come over here. There’s a kettle I’d like you to meet.

Cyanokit, a life-saving medication for patients with potential cyanide poisoning, is now available in Montgomery County through the local sheriff's office. cbs6albany.com/news/local/l...

When we think about our next governor, we need someone with the lived experience of growing up working class, legislative experience and experience overseeing a state department. I’m that person.

MV Hondius Hantavirus Outbreak Leaves 3 Dead and Sickens at Least 8 as Dutch Cruise Ship Heads to Spain’s Canary Islands. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #MVHondius #Hantavirus #CanaryIslands #CruiseShip #AndesVirus #Spain #WHO #BreakingNews #News #WorldNews #Noticias

📣 Douglas Student Awards – Applications open 8 awards available for student excellence 📅 Deadline: April 30, 2026 *** 📣 Bourses étudiantes Douglas – Candidatures ouvertes 🏆 8 bourses pour soutenir l’excellence étudiante 📅 Date limite : 30 avril 2026 👉 douglas.research.mcgill.ca/news/call-fo...

Last summer began with three tiny puppies abandoned at a cement factory on the outskirts of the city. They were so small, so scared, and the place was incredibly dangerous for them... We took them to safety and started searching for families, but no one wanted to adopt them.

When both parties are backed by the same mega-donors, citizens aren’t heard or represented. ❌ It doesn’t have to be this way. The Digital Politics Hub can connect you to citizen-first candidates who care about you, not mega donors. 👀 Plug into it now to vote for you https://hub.futureis.org/ 👈

De harde realiteit waar jongeren dagelijks geconfronteerd worden, mag u van de socialistische Vlaamse parlementsvoorzitter niet zien. Allochtoontuig dat Vlaamse jongens en meisjes belaagt, is geen uitzondering meer. Enkel het Vlaams Belang toont u de werkelijkheid én wil een keiharde aanpak.

AI + physics simulations just sped up hydrogen fuel cell catalyst design! 🚀 Tokyo researchers found Pt alloys w/ this method consistently outperform others. #materials science Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-smarter-fuel-cell-catalysts-machine.html

Believe They’ve Got the Resources to Get Well | Listen UP Episode 6 - Marie McGuire - Out Now! Therapist Marie McGuire explains EXACTLY how belief in oneself (and others) is the cornerstone of recovery, in Episode 6 of Listen UP. EPISODE 6 - OUT NOW - lk2.app/luep6 #recoverymindset

Jesus says nothing stays hidden forever—here’s why that’s mercy. #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #GraceOverJudgment #christiancontent #christantiktok #christanity #BibleReading #christianfyp #fyp

Wayne Rooney has his say on the Sir Alex Ferguson v Pep Guardiola debate 🍿 Do you agree? 🤔

The First of the Four. 🏛️🛡️🩸 Galba seized Rome after Nero's death, but his rule lasted a mere seven months before his own soldiers murdered him. This heavy bronze sestertius is a scarce relic from the Year of the Four Emperors. 🪙 Shop: 🔗 https://kinzercoins.com/collections #Numismatics #AncientCoins

You can't guess this game... - Famipod 20 Questions 3 On every episode of Famipod, we play a round of video game 20 questions. This one was pretty tough...

Best start to the day Velcro-Pumpkin, Violet & George on gate duty

(Mein) Blog der Oberbürgermeisterin Die Woche stand im Zeichen eines „Neustarts“ in der Verwaltungsspitze: Wir haben Ziele und Zusammenarbeit geschärft und binden künftig auch die zweite Ebene ein. #potsdam #Oberbürgermeisterin #transparenz Potsdam.de mitgestalten.potsdam.de/de/aktuelles...

Hilton executives are profiting from ICE abductions, just like Big Oil is profiting off war and climate collapse. Help fight for workers over billionaires at the link in our bio.

Another egregious flop. 🤦‍♂️ #NBA

Shiny Furfrou from Above! #pokemonstreamer #nintendogames #streamer #pokemonnews #twitch #twitchstreamer #pokemon #shiny #shinyhunt #shinypokemon #shinyhunting #shinyhunter #shinydex #streaming #nintendo #shinyhunting #promosky #legendsza #pokemonlegendsza

Washington HITS Iran, then acts OFFENDED when Iran touches the leverage Washington forced it to use. The US wants Iran to absorb attacks, bury its dead, lose its leaders — and still keep the Strait of Hormuz open like nothing happened. You don’t get to light the fire and complain about the smoke.

💥🔥 🇺🇦Ukrainian servicemen from the MURAMASA unit continue destroying Russian logistics and supply routes along the front line.

Real estate agent Umar Hayat making another run at Winnipeg mayor's office? #Miami #LA #newyork #canada #vegas #usa #toronto #winnipeg #vancouver

The art of motorcycle maintenance might be dead, but Magic Cards and monks are still very much alive, and Post Malone is into both. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #postmalone

Alexandre Padilha: 𝗠𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗼 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗵ã𝗼 𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗼𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗮. 𝗘 𝗼 𝗦𝗨𝗦 𝗼𝘂𝘃𝗶𝘂. 𝗗𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗻𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹, 𝗼 𝗚𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼 𝗟𝘂𝗹𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂 𝗼 𝗢𝗯𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝘁ó𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗦𝗮ú𝗱𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹 𝗱𝗲 𝗔𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘀 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗿ô𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝘀 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗼𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝗮ú𝗱𝗲 𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮çã𝗼. 1/3

byler had the indirect kiss intact while the melvin one wasnt even scripted

Investigating the importance of peat bogs in the carbon cycle Developed in partnership with University of Exeter. Watch the full video on @timeforgeog.bsky.social and discover how you can put your geography to... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-list/carbon-cycle/short-term-carbon-cycle/

We ❤️ you Láolú | Repost #laolunyc From canvas to catwalk, the art has always been integral to fashion transforming, conversing, and living through and beyond runway. NYFW proves how our intersections keep evolving - every pattern, line, and moment spars dialogue between art and style. #nyfw25

@lilnickmuller Off she go

Came back to say this then I’m logging off again: I haven’t forgotten yall “But both sides are just as bad” “voting doesn’t matter” people. Fuck yall. This literally the fault of not voting when it matter.

🧵🇺🇦 Day 1 Kyiv: Stolen Innocence at the Feet of Kyiv’s Protector🧸 🌅This morning is my first day volunteering in Kyiv — my 5th time here. Kyiv is #Ukraine ‘s largest city with a population of nearly 3 million people. I stopped by Independence Square as I always do. But today felt different. 🕯️At the

【Nightmare Matchups Breakdown | 2026/05/24 | Jared McCain | 24 MINS，4 PTS, 1/10 FG, 2 TOV】 After a sensational breakout performance, Jared McCain experienced a harsh reality check today. #NBA For more related data: www.matchupmeta.com/game/okc-vs-...

Platform teams often need golden images with internal requirements baked in. This video shows how Docker Hardened Image (DHI) customizations let you define changes once, keep attestations intact, & have those changes persist automatically across every patch: https://bit.ly/3QRTSgk

🚨 Whitley Warriors are delighted to announce the re-signing of respected defenceman Adam Wood whitleywarriors.net/21375/woody-...

Wylie Harding had enough love to go around. Nathan Pierce ran from it like it was chasing him with a pitchfork. But that’s the beauty of raw love. It’s infectious and never fades, not even with time🩵 #ilovedyoubravely #romancebooks #bookrecs #smalltownromance #booksky #indieauthors

itstraiycede I really wish some of my people were more proactive than reactive.

Our Second Annual #MamasFunRun 5K is this Saturday, May 2nd at Fleet Feet Cherry Creek. All ages, all abilities, all welcome. Prizes, snacks, coffee, and all proceeds benefit Healthier Colorado. Doors open at 8 AM. Register: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mamas-fun-run-tickets-1985459967209 #Denver

Encontro de milicianos

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Lisa Tao, Communications Specialist at Bethesda APAC, joins The PMAs 2026 judging panel. Two years connecting communities across Japan and Greater China on Elder Scrolls Online, Fallout 76 & DOOM. To Lisa, virtual photography is storytelling at its most personal.

World Dracula Day and here is my favorite vampire🧛🦇

Europe is warming more than twice as fast as the global average 🌍 According to the European State of the Climate Report 2025 by @copernicusecmwf.bsky.social, Europe has already warmed by ~2.5°C since pre-industrial times, versus ~1.4°C globally. 🔗 Read more: climate.copernicus.eu/esotc/2025/w...

🧍‍♀️🧍🏼🏃‍♂️🤛📌Be quick before it's too late.

🩸⌨️ Blood Typers ⌨️🩸 = Resident Evil x Typing of the Dead. It works very, very well. #bloodtypers #typinggame #typingchallenge #residentevil #indiegames

Author: US Immigram @rhian1ife_shop What you need to know about phone 📱 searches at US airports and border crossings?#immigration #immigrant #news #foryour #USCIS

Love yourself a little extra today for #ValentinesDay! 💕 And don’t forget to comment on our COMSAE giveaway. #Vday #SelfLove #ILoveMe #LoveYourself #LYS

Jake is a very busy man.

I've been speaking with parents in Winchester about the impact of AI chatbots. Children are writing less because AI "can do it better.” They’re spending more time indoors. They feel less confident. We must regulate AI before it's placed in the hands of children, not after the damage is done.

💢 'Caso Leire': los pagos de la trama. La UCO señala a Cerdán para mantener la trama 💬 "Humildemente, le recomendaría que no hace falta hablar de sicarios", afirma Marta G. Montero en #MalasLenguas

This week is #mentalhealthawarness Week. 💛 The theme for this year is 'action'. Raising awareness is vital, but real change comes when we take action too. We need action in our NHS, schools, prisons and housing services to better support people when they need it. #mhaw @mentalhealthfoundation

One man can make a difference in a universe gone wrong… Available on #Amazon and #Kindle Now Comes Grim amazon.com/dp/B0CLZ4ZHLJ Whispers of Power a.co/d/iQQnejO Wolves Among Prey amzn.to/46Y0gJ1 #scifi #fantasy #thriller

In the grey… where the real fight is never obvious. 🔥 It’s harder to deal with a mouse in the house than a gorilla in the villa — because the biggest threat isn’t always the loudest one. 🎵 New song inspired by In the Grey #InTheGrey #MouseInTheHouse #GorillaInTheVilla #FightTheGrey