That bunny’s tripping balls.

Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

It’s World Bat Appreciation Day. And I will never stop loving this. I’m pretty sure I dated that first guy during my Goth era. 🔊on.

First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

This was posted without irony on the orange tinted turd’s official page here. Hitler loved being photographed with children as well. Just saying.

And the Artemis moon adventurers are back. There’s me getting a little weepy. Because in this moment, we can celebrate how fucking remarkable we are as a species. That there is nothing we can’t achieve when we work together as one. And I really hope the rescue crew wore monkey masks. 🐵

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

*spit take* We are ALL bus people now 🤣🤣😭😭 #Pinks #ProudBlue

Frauen, die Opfer sexueller Übergriffe werden, sind vor dem Gesetz aktuell selbst verantwortlich, ihr Nein deutlich sichtbar zu zeigen. Nur können sie das oft nicht, aufgrund von Angst oder Schockstarre. Die Verantwortung muss endlich die Seite wechseln, nur Ja heißt Ja!

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On the show this week: • With conflicts on multiple fronts and intensifying apartheid, Israel’s war fever shows no sign of easing • Israel is taking its messaging and mockery to Iranians in their own language • Iran’s Info-war strategy: An interview with Trita Parsi ▶️ youtu.be/Wz0TOnt3M0s

Hamilton actors got in on this and I staaaaan

BIG BIG & BIG MOMENT USS Gerald R. Ford returns home after record-breaking 326-day deployment On Saturday after an 11-month deployment that saw historic combat operations and emotional reunions for thousands of sailors and their families. WTVR CBS 6 / WOW MEDIA CHANNEL 16.5.2026

#shooter #trump fake news or bad shot? #DCPressDinner #missed #usa

Starmer: -46. Burnham: +14 over Farage. Streeting: +7. Labour won't change leader. Crown won't change at all. Anti‑politics? Or just anti‑two‑party? 📊#BBCLauraK

Are you a Leaving Cert student (or do you know a Leaving Cert student) who has a passion for video? The Irish Independent is looking for students to share their thoughts on each exam. Email our News Content Manager (Video) Eoghan Moloney at eoghan.moloney@independent.ie before Thursday, May 28

🗣️ La capitana i l'entrenador del @fcbfemeni.bsky.social agraeixen el suport de l'afició i prometen més títols ⚽️ Alèxia Putellas no fa cap referència al seu futur i Pere Romeu acaba 'mantejat' per les jugadores ➕ Info: rtve.es/n/17083253

"the best - definitely the longest, deep/ambient/house/techno (delete as applicable) track of 2026" www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/%C3%B8j... For more low gravity house: www.submithub.com/link/ambient... #deephouse #ambienthouse #music #independent #alternative #artist #denmark

Panthers

🦅 Border guards of the "Steel Border" brigade intercepted and destroyed 12 enemy UAVs in the sky over Sumy region: 3 "Supercam", 7 "ZALA" and 2 "Molniya".

Every time I hear “to what end ?”, this is what plays in my head..

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Cenk Uygur calls out the "capture" of the U.S. government via @TheYoungTurks. 🏛️⚖️ He points out that 94% of Congress takes money from Israel lobbies, revealing that these "bribes" are the reason we're funding foreign wars. Not another dollar. 💸🚫 #TYT #Politics #Peace

Gabriel Bortoleto 𝕏🔁 @audif1_@twitter.com: Right on time… Come along for the Drivers’ Parade in Montreal 🏁 #ARF1 #Miami

THIS IS WHY

Some of the characters in Anturia can trace their bloodlines back to the first of their species on the planet. More amazing? Some of them are still in power.

I got that the other day. It does its best with the only source print, but is still really good. Curious 'duplicated and reversed shots' shades of Doctor Who: Underworld. I saw it on C4 in the early 90s on a Casio pocket tv and fell in love with it.

GIMME THE GOOP 🔥

On the album, SEMMELWEIS | "The entire action of SEMMELWEIS may be seen as a reflection – a fever dream or death dream – of Ignaz Semmelweis’ inner psyche at his life’s end..." Explore the album and pre-order: www.sonoluminus.com/sonoluminus/... #newmusic #contemporarymusic #sonoluminus

Nigel Farage recorded a paid endorsement for a Canadian neo-Nazi group. The Guardian has the footage. This is who he is when he thinks no one important is watching. #ReformUK #NigelFarage #Politics

Heat kills, and it’s time the Albanese government did something about it. After record heat scorched Vic today, I’m kicking off a campaign to name heatwaves & save lives. While we’re at it, perhaps we should name deadly heat after those making the biggest contribution. Heatwave Woodside, anyone?

For neurodivergent kids, Halloween can be more overwhelming than fun. Prep with social stories & role-play. Keep costumes comfy, go early, bring sensory supports. Try inclusive events or home celebrations. Small steps = a magical night for all. #SensoryFriendlyHalloween #NeurodiversityAcceptance

Katie’s Guide to Canvassing: 🚪Knock Loud, Be Proud 📄Dropping Lit Ain’t It 🗣️The Ask is the Task

the boats a boat, but the box could be anything. it could even be a boat! #wwe #danhausen #mysterybox

Look and listen to this. So damn to think people are stupid. What juice are they on. World record breaking liars are everywhere. The bug is spreading very fast.

🎬 Primer trailer de 'ENOLA HOLMES 3' protagonizada por Millie Bobby Brown, Louis Partridge, Henry Cavill, y Helena Bonham Carter Se estrena el 1 de julio en Netflix. #ElonaHolmes #ElonaHolmes3

Out now: Wax Heads I wrote about the demo and then I wrote about the full game, which tells you everything you need to know about how I feel about a record store sim with 80 fictional albums and a mystery about where Mimi went.

An Orc complaining about his beloved Tank.

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I've been contacted by local residents about another potential pollution incident in the Loop River. I've informed NIEA and Andrew Muir's office, but both I believe are weak and ineffective. It's not a question of if, but when water quality becomes a risk to human health in NI.

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E o Flávio Bolsonaro na pesquisa Atlas? 📉

Number 1 seed. #GoHawks 🏈 #Seahawks

Ghouls 'N Ghosts with MEGA MAN armor!!

Classy move to have Tony eulogise Dennis Condrey and Beautiful Bobby in Huntsville #AEWCollision

Life when you rediscover all of your interests from over a decade ago

Declassified 1951 CIA report: “Biochemical Resemblance Between Endoparasites and Malignant Tumours.” I didn’t expect so many people to ask me for personalized medical advice/plans 😭 I appreciate the trust 🙏🏽 but I’m still learning myself. #Cancer #Declassified #Disclosure #CancerResearch #Biopsy

I've already mentioned they were Ice officers and mercenaries. Israeli United States futures act of 2026 brought to the floor by Kristen Gillibrand would merge the US and Israeli military. They would share everything. This is a silent takeover of America by the Zionists.

Made from Dolerite one of the HARDEST stones on earth! Makes you wonder what Ancient technologies we don't know about 🤔

Oh, For Real?!? Y'all just gonna take AFCON championship away from Senegal?!? 🤯 #AFCON #Senegal #Morocco #CAF

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Father And Son #911onABC #EddieDiaz #RyanGuzman #ChristopherDiaz #GavinMcHugh

GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON BEARD GANG! I slept in & now I am feeling GREAT! Hope you all are having great starts to your weeks. Just sharing this week's LIVE schedule. Doing #ArcRaiders 2day, #Barony Wed, #ResidentEvil4Remake part of our RE-Marathon day 6 & NO STREAM this Sun since I'll be out of town!

Another #Caturday and more pictures of Jaaja being adorable She provides an endless supply

From “Friday Crazy Night” to a “Wild Wild Weekend”!

“If I’m hated there, I’m hated everywhere.”

A to jste věděli, že SOCDEM ještě existuje a dokonce má i předsedu, nějakého Nedvěda?