The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

Yep. There we go. First coffee spit of the day. If you were around in the ‘80s, you’ll feel this. “Blockade, blockade… I thought this was easy peasy.”

I am definitely not imagining a military operation when I hear this…. 😂

Oh, yes. I remember the Glamorous Triangle Period in Ancient Greek architecture. “These are great Classical buildings they’re taken from very glamorous times… This is Rome… they like the flat roof… Greece likes the… they call it the triangles.”

Hey, pot. Come over here. There’s a kettle I’d like you to meet.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

Coffee spit time. Stephen Colbert and Jack White sharing hot dogs Lady and the Tramp style is the midweek fix I didn’t know I needed. Crying. 😂

And the Artemis moon adventurers are back. There’s me getting a little weepy. Because in this moment, we can celebrate how fucking remarkable we are as a species. That there is nothing we can’t achieve when we work together as one. And I really hope the rescue crew wore monkey masks. 🐵

Trump suggests his own supporters couldn’t pass a cognitive test. I took three of them. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don’t think Obama could pass it. The first question is a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. A lot of you wouldn’t have been able to answer those questions.

Day 356 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (5.28 km) 🎵 Lil Peep, BEXEY – Shelter #shelter #lilpeep #bexey #gothboiclique #emo #cloudrap #brokenheart #heartbreak #healingjourney #postbreakup #selfrepair #selfaccountability #selfreflection #daytimerun #love #missu

How did a 4-second video get 8,900 views? It was silly. It was funny. And it was short. 𝐋𝐢𝐳 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧 shares her shock at how a quick, 4-second clip outperformed her educational content. But here is the real win: That one silly video brought in 20 new followers. "I'll take it. I'm not

Nach dem Angriff blieb der Eingang zur Stadt lange Zeit geschlossen. t.me/wartranslate...

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O escritor canadense, Ehab Lotayef, diz que um soldado israelense o esfaqueou na mão, enquanto ele ajudava outras pessoas sequestradas da flotilha.

She promised his good looks wouldn’t distract her. That promise didn’t last long. Reaper's Quest https://www.amazon.com/Reapers-Quest-Curse-Royal-Reaper-ebook/dp/B0GX3B1P79 #EnemiesToLoversFantasy #ReapersQuestBook #DebraKristi #FantasyBooks

J. Edgar Boozer is a drunk with no redeeming qualities. Zero.

There's never traffic in just one place in philly. If there's any anywhere it's everywhere.

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Starmer: -46. Burnham: +14 over Farage. Streeting: +7. Labour won't change leader. Crown won't change at all. Anti‑politics? Or just anti‑two‑party? 📊#BBCLauraK

Day 67 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery PT Session and Morning Walk. Getting excited and ready for Monday’s MUA and Arthroscopy.

Typical cat ploy. ♥️🐈 Turn up volume.

Ryan Hunter-Reay loses the car and spins, Katherine Legge has to move left to avoid hitting him which puts her in the inside wall

Indonesia 🔴⚪ Can't find original credits.

Another question- about being a multidisciplinary artist, but I wound up extending it to encompass art and mental health

Health Risks Forecast for May 27, 2026 Check with bub this summer: Heat, bugs & pollution risk

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An estimated 48,550 people are set to lose health coverage in CA-23 because of Republican cuts to Medicaid (Medi-Cal in California) and the decision to end enhanced Affordable Care Act tax credits. These are choices backed by our Congressman. We need a change: MatthewsforCongress.com #CA23

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In this TV interview I discuss multiple aspects of the Ebola outbreak in the DRC.

Some of the characters in Anturia can trace their bloodlines back to the first of their species on the planet. More amazing? Some of them are still in power.

This whale has absolutely nothing in its brain except stories.

E. Jean Carroll beat Trump twice. Won $83.3M. So now his henchmen at the DOJ are coming for her. The same department shielding the powerful is targeting the survivor who refused to stay silent. It’s a threat. Call it out. It’s disgraceful.

Heat kills, and it’s time the Albanese government did something about it. After record heat scorched Vic today, I’m kicking off a campaign to name heatwaves & save lives. While we’re at it, perhaps we should name deadly heat after those making the biggest contribution. Heatwave Woodside, anyone?

Muthr fkr just don't care. Losing a single life (soldier) for your stupid fukn ego-war, which you keep saying it isn't a war, even tho you keep calling it war ... ... is way too many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUK YOU AND YOUR WAR/NOTWAR ... WAR.

Got some decent sleep last night! You know what that means? VIDEO GAMES 🎮 Happy Friday, nerds! I hope you all have an awesome one and a great weekend 💚

Luke Kornet with the biggest block of his career

Who I am, what I'm on Who I've hurt and where they've gone I know that I've done some wrong But I'm tryna make it right To the one I love, paint me wrong Give me a light now (To the ones I love) To the ones I love”

One of Burning Man’s most well-known camps is asking the community for help after severe weather damaged its infrastructure. Read more ➡️ https://bit.ly/3RDEbd6

Out now: Wax Heads I wrote about the demo and then I wrote about the full game, which tells you everything you need to know about how I feel about a record store sim with 80 fictional albums and a mystery about where Mimi went.

I want to talk about saxercise but not just in the way you might think. What if taking care of yourself physically, mentally, and with joy could change your whole life… and ripple out into the world?

Earlier this year I saw for myself the incredible work which the Hospital at Home team from the John Radcliffe Hospital do. I was shocked to hear that their funding is now being cut and asked the Government how this was compatible with their transition to community care.

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Jon Stewart on the administration’s corrupt slush fund: “They’re gonna give it to people that sprayed mace at police officers and pretend they’re rewarding patriotism.”

В Минобороны Румынии подтвердили, что на крышу жилого дома в городе Галац упал российский дрон, в результате чего ранены 2 человека

Need a timeline cleanse? Eastern Bluebird Crew Reporting for duty! 🫡 💙 #HarrisBirdCam 🪶 #birdfy

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Officer Russell had seen many cases in her career so far, but nothing prepared her for this new case and how horrifying it was. @ofspiiderswords.bsky.social

Isabel's furious that trans people get the same fast-track tax service as royals and MPs. Odd. She's never once been furious that royals get the same fast-track justice service as no one else. Curious priorities.

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On May 19, 2026, Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “This is an unprecedented moment with an attack on Black political representation, and it requires an unprecedented response.”

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📺 Visualizando el swing de Juan Soto utilizando tecnología de seguimiento de bate.

Learn #Irishtraditionalmusic on #tinwhistle #lowwhistle #woodenflute in a friendly group at Whistles Club #Sheffield. Wednesdays 10am #Meersbrook 6.45pm @dogandpartridge.bsky.social S1. £10 per session. #Beginners Welcome. #Yorkshire #Irish

Added this magnetic hook powerup that allows you to dash towards certain things and interact with them 🧲 #lowpoly #gamedev #platformer

"Go the mighty Maroons!" Lord Pocketsquare exclaimed, attempting to endear himself to the common people by pushing the petition to ban referee Ashley Klein from State of Origin 2. However, he'd badly misfired with his tie & pocketsquare colour choice for this performance. #qldpol

I just watched a drone explode over Maidan at 9 a.m.,, debris is raining down over Freedom Square. Flying drones over a city centre is indiscriminate terror. While the rest of the world starts Monday morning getting ready for work, Ukrainians have to head to bomb shelters.