First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

Crying with laughter. Epic British shade. Don’t think Bonnie King Charles is too impressed with the massive ballroom. "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.”

I think I’m beginning to understand the male loneliness epidemic.

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers.

Happy Sky Fairy day. This is almost awesome enough to make me find God.

I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

According to a leaked memo, the DOJ is charging the IRS with going after the funders of nonprofit organizations. The news is no surprise, says @GRITLaura.bsky.social. Stay until the end of this week’s show for her commentary, and look out for the extended version on Substack: bit.ly/3MzgDDN

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Patrick Ewing in the House

O escritor canadense, Ehab Lotayef, diz que um soldado israelense o esfaqueou na mão, enquanto ele ajudava outras pessoas sequestradas da flotilha.

PASST 😀

Who will buy Warner Brothers Discovery? @heatherfallon.bsky.social from Broadcast and Alex Segal of InterTalent on the new Media Club with @mattdeegan.com. Listen and watch now: 📺 https://youtu.be/DNDnm45MWS4 🔈 https://podfollow.com/themediaclub #Podcast

Spiritual spaces are having an important conversation right now. Some people focus only on inner work and vibration. Others focus entirely on engaging with the world. But these paths were never meant to be separate. Spiritual practice… #SpiritualAwakening #ConsciousHumanity #CollectiveConsciousness

24 May 2026: Several Telegram channels report a fire at Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport. Reportedly, a Leroy Merlin warehouse near the Vesna shopping center is on fire, residents say on social media.

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How much is Trump’s reckless and unauthorized war costing Americans? The estimates are shocking: $29 billion of our tax dollars that could have gone to working families healthcare, childcare, or education $40 billion directly out of your wallet to pay for higher gas prices op: @financialtimes

Da hat der #Bundesrat die mit der Finanzierung der #Entlastungsprämie Belasteten kurzerhand von selbiger entlastet, indem er für den Taschenspielertrick aus dem Finanzministerium, das Geld anderer auszugeben, um sich als Retter der Spritpreisbelasteten auszugeben, den monetären Zapfhahn zudreht. ⬇️

Rangers had a chance to turn a double play and send it to extras... instead the Angels walk it off on Sunday Night Baseball to complete the sweep!

You can play it safe, chase what’s “supposed” to work, follow the crowd… and still lose. So the real question becomes: if failure is always a possibility, why not pursue something that actually matters to you #Mindset #DoWhatYouLove #TakeTheRisk #GrowthMentality

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ That's all that matters. Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Low poly Hodela :> Allow me to properly debut Hodela, who has been floating around the back of my head for about a year (and appeared briefly as pixel art). Finally sat down to finish up her visual details. 600 triangles, two 128px square textures (one just so I can give her a variety of faces).

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"The data that we've gotten from the Pentagon is quite limited. ... While there has been impact, we don't know the scope and scale of it," said @nancyayoussef.bsky.social.

Top 8 commuter rail systems (🇺🇸+🇨🇦) — with >10 million riders in 2025: 1. NYC (Long Island) — 103 M 2. NYC (Metro-North) — 72 M 3. New Jersey Transit — 63 M 4. Toronto 🇨🇦 (GO) — 61 M 5. Chicago (Metra) — 38 M 6. Boston (MBTA) — 30 M 7. Philadelphia (SEPTA) — 25 M 8. San Francisco (Caltrain) — 11 M

THIS IS WHY

Hey, as long as they’re not storming the Capitol have at it lol

Israeli airstrikes in the vicinity of Nabatieh Government Hospital in south Lebanon.

use your imagination that ballroom he just has to have because Marlargo isn’t enough it’s not about the ballroom. It’s about the Epstein’s Island bunker. He’s building underneath because anything Hitler had Trump has to have as well. He won’t even use any of his stolen money to pay his hit squad.

As we prepare Christmas Meal Kits, we still need donations (by Dec 17) + volunteers for Dec 21–22. Email: office@parkavenuechristian.com

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Sam Alvis of IPPR says climate impacts are arriving faster than expected, and policy must focus on both adaptation and emissions cuts. #ClimateChange #ClimatePolicy #EnergyTransition #NetZero

If you want to Make America Great, FEED KIDS! #feedkids #schoollunch #kids #food

During National Public Health Week, the Maryland Department of Health celebrates the thousands of public health professionals at MDH and beyond who work for the health and well-being of all Marylanders. #NationalPublicHealthWeek #NPHW

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The big question: Who starts next to Declan Rice? 🤨 @MikeLahoud, @JimmyConrad, and @CharlieDavies9 make their cases between Myles Lewis-Skelly and Martín Zubimendi.

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What are your thoughts on the #StrangerThings finale? #strangerthings5 #st5 #netflix (If you’re seeing this on a platform other than TikTok, sharing and direct donations help most!)

Technology and Transformation recently partnered with DkIT to support nursing student Max Crinion Morgan and his innovation, RespÉire. During his studies at DkIT, Max identified a gap in routine patient observations. Read more: bit.ly/4btbwOk #RespÉire #DigitalForCare

I've been contacted by local residents about another potential pollution incident in the Loop River. I've informed NIEA and Andrew Muir's office, but both I believe are weak and ineffective. It's not a question of if, but when water quality becomes a risk to human health in NI.

Need a timeline cleanse? Eastern Bluebird Crew Reporting for duty! 🫡 💙 #HarrisBirdCam 🪶 #birdfy

Officer Russell had seen many cases in her career so far, but nothing prepared her for this new case and how horrifying it was. @ofspiiderswords.bsky.social

It's @3dkp.bsky.social's birthday & he's back to teach us all about Mondrian Studio's Negative Color slider! Everyone wish him a happy birthday please!

It's just seaoning

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This is the only 3 second clip you will ever need to explain why Trump did something or said something when you realize how simple he is - everything starts to make sense everyone is always trying to "explain" the reason he did something, how it hurts others blah blah blah he doesn't care

They still don't know how tariffs work.

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Del Nou Sardenya a Can Dragó Els aficionats de l'Europa, preparats per a l'inici del play-off d'ascens a Segona Divisió 16.15h @Esport3 https://3cat.cat/esport3/en-directe-europa-celta-fortuna-play-off-dascens-a-segona-a-esport3/noticia/3412428/

Learn #Irishtraditionalmusic on #tinwhistle #lowwhistle #woodenflute in a friendly group at Whistles Club #Sheffield. Wednesdays 10am #Meersbrook 6.45pm @dogandpartridge.bsky.social S1. £10 per session. #Beginners Welcome. #Yorkshire #Irish

Uniter 2. Why is #CD7 such an important race? 3/6 🎥 Stefania Colosimo #NJ7

Exact same action here for Maya Caldwell. Curious as to if anyone has any better classifications for this set.

Proof of outdoors. I'm sitting in my favorite spot in the world, to the right, while Mr Finch eats. #birds

F*ck MAHA, I want cures Every day that RFKJr. stays in power is another day public health protections are weakened. We need you to join the fight for science to protect our health. #MAGA #trump #MAHA #RFKJr #science