Coffee spit time. Stephen Colbert and Jack White sharing hot dogs Lady and the Tramp style is the midweek fix I didn’t know I needed. Crying. 😂

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

Well, fuck. Strip down, America. She’s coming to shave the entire nation.

Crying with laughter. Epic British shade. Don’t think Bonnie King Charles is too impressed with the massive ballroom. "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.”

Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots.

“The influence of Nicola Sturgeon on the SNP manifesto is far greater than I expected” Andy Maciver points out that the SNP's manifesto policies are very similar to those of Nicola Sturgeon’s: there is a great focus on social issues, but not so much on the economy…

H.S. Girls Lacrosse: Poland outlasts Green for sixth win in a row

good morning happy Thurs everyone 🌞

This is my first shot to join the video game industry. No experience, no contacts. Just a computer in my bedroom and youtube tutorials Drop a Wishlist if you want more indie games!

Google’s AI now surfaces quotes from Reddit, blogs & forums in “Expert Advice” sections—with creator names shown. 📰 #AI Source: https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/05/06/2050205/googles-ai-search-results-will-now-turn-to-reddit-for-expert-advice

Some secrets protect the world. Others poison it. Blackvale Manor was built on both. www.amazon.com/Blood-Court-... #vampiremystery #darkgothicfiction #thrillernovels #gothicfantasybooks #vampiremanorhouse #horrorbookcommunityreads

I like to end on something positive. We need to leave this world in a better state than we found it. Not just for one group, but all humankind. Can't fix past wrongs by letting them happen again. Out of many, one. is our countries motto. Have a great week Be kind, be safe, be happy Spread love ❤️

I am aware the sound is awful and that the truth in times of alternative truth is triggering. But Jesus was not American, he wouldn't even qualify as Israeli, but would be considered a Jewish Palestinian. He wouldn't be white, was persecuted. "Whatever you do for the least, you do for me."

This is what we are fighting to protect. Watch history come alive on a 19th-century press as Howard crafts a timeless tribute for Memorial Day. Watch until the end for a beautiful, quiet reminder that our democracy is a living legacy of those who made the ultimate sacrifice.

Normalizes being bad at something in the beginning — encouraging for beginners, creators, and anyone comparing their start to someone else's middle. #EveryExpertWasABeginner #StartAnywhere #ProgressOverPerfection #EmbraceTheLearning #KeepGoing

Russia, whose opposition figures, such as Navalnaya and Kara-Murza, claim that everything is Putin’s fault and that ordinary Russians have no choice - struck a maternity hospital in Odesa with an Iranian Shahed drone. At the time, 33 patients were inside, including 22 women in labor and 19 newborns.

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Jetzt ist Putin schon zu faul für ein ordentliches "Hurra". Dann halt ein dreifaches Rrrrraa... 🤷‍♂️

Some of us had to build ourselves back up from absolute rock bottom. This song is for the people still fighting their way out. ⚡ “From the Bottom Up” — coming soon. — Grayson Volt — #NewMusic #RockMusic #AlternativeRock

Trixie’s new stage name is 'The Baked and Bedazzled,' and her only trick is making an entire pizza disappear in thirty seconds.

Guard of Honour for Arsenal 👏👏👏 #guardofHonour #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #PALARL #EPLChampions #PremierLeagueChampions #BankHolidayWeekend

Why military escalation against Iran could backfire Mark Halperin breaks down why “finishing the job” may not actually be possible. #Iran #Trump #MiddleEast

Let's Lock It In! Naomi Osaka - Day 5 of #RolandGarros   is 🔥✨

More than $10 billion will be spent to secure Australia's near-term fuel and fertiliser security.  Tonight's budget will introduce a permanent, Government-owned, fuel reserve which will expand our fuel reserves to at least 50 days.

Mark Carney: the modern-day Pied Piper, quietly collecting rats on Parliament Hill. #markcarney #markcarneycantbetrusted🇨🇦 #canada #redpillnorth via - www.instagram.com/reel/DXAd5d9...

The parkour specialist has taken matters indoors! Someone get this guy his own reality show.

So defensive! I won’t cut the Bari Weiss-produced 60 Minutes / CBS News any slack with their multiple-Maga coded blatherings, but I will give this to Norah O’Donnell — she certainly got under that paper-thin tangerine-tinted hide. Nice to see a little of the former decent journalist break through.

Thunder are so worried about Wembanyama rolls to the basket that it opens up batting practice threes for his teammates without Wemby ever touching the ball

🌎 A new #bitesize article awaits you! "Carbon insetting: A signpost on the road to sustainable agriculture" Read more 👉 tinyurl.com/3jenzyu3

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"There was just so much trepidation and anger about what people wanted, and what they were expecting. It became very overwhelming, because it was a new experience for me," says ' The Vampire Lestat' star Sam Reid about the 'Interview With the Vampire' series. ew.com/the-vampire-...

Good Morning Tony! Thank you so much! I wish you a successful Friday and a good start into the weekend, too! Enjoy the day, take care of you and have fun! Cheers my dear friend! 😊🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊🥪🥪🥨🥨🥐🥐🍳🧂🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

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"If you're a parent, this should make your stomach drop." bit.ly/4bHxvTk

I have asked the Education Secretary to pledge sufficient funds for new initiatives so schools in Thornbury and Yate don’t have to raid their existing budgets.

Run Differential Rolling Averages for American League East Teams #MLB #BlueJays #RedSox #Yankees #Rays #Orioles

🎥 Goal highlight: #24 Seth Jarvis (CAR) scores on a snap shot at 16:19 of the 3rd Period. Assisted by #20 Sebastian Aho, #37 Andrei Svechnikov. Score: MTL 1 - CAR 6 #SoundTheSiren

The Hind Rajab Foundation files a complaint with Dutch prosecutors against Israeli soldier Shmuel Assouline in Amsterdam for destroying Gaza’s infrastructure.The complaint relies on his own footage, which shows his unit (97th Netzah Yehuda Battalion) Text and source @eyeonpalestine.bsky.social

"Probably about 50/50 since the turn of the century" This week's Five Games interview is with Tranmere fan & statistician Tristan Browning, who keeps a record of every #TRFC match & player. He talks of how the turnover of players as increased recently patreon.com/posts/143261144

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Aman'Thul the worst HOA president, and other off-the-wall WoW lore discussions, all on this week's Lore Watch Podcast, which is now live! Subscribe in your favorite podcast player to listen and keep up with the latest episodes! #Warcraft #WoW

Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color red. ❤️💋

Find out how to use the new Text View feature on Borrowbox. This is a fab new feature to make it easy to read magazines on your phone. #Magazines #BorrowBox #Library #Cornwall #Libraries #Reading #Articles

I’ve started polishing the courtyard environments in my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. I’ve added towers, windows, lamps, and new spawn points for the monsters. What do you think? #indiedev #gamedev #godot #darkfantasy #psx #nostalgic

I went for a long walk to clear my head and came across two very proud geese showing off their babies. A little bit of respite from this terrible timeline.

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Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique! - Introduction Welcome back to the 26th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique!” will tell you about emptying the mind via...

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2015 WNBA FINALS, game three: maya's been in deep foul trouble since the 2nd quarter. she comes in early in the fourth, no wiggle room, and just DRAINS this diabolic three - totally relaxed. running back before it goes in. i LOVE seeing athletes so dialed in they look lackadaisical. whew.

She kicked a sleeping cat… Karma hit back INSTANTLY 😱🐱 This woman in Turkey thought she could hurt an innocent cat. But… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

Public Health Minister Sharon Hodgson says she won't have "any truck" with claims by the food industry that new regulations to tackle obesity will impact prices, during an evidence session with the Health and Social Care Committee on food and weight management ⬇️

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Happy Pride!❤️🌈