Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

And the Artemis moon adventurers are back. There’s me getting a little weepy. Because in this moment, we can celebrate how fucking remarkable we are as a species. That there is nothing we can’t achieve when we work together as one. And I really hope the rescue crew wore monkey masks. 🐵

Couldn’t agree more. You definitely can’t have nuclear weapons in the hands of a fucking lunatic… Pot, allow me to introduce you to kettle.

Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

History will marvel at how he managed to assemble an entire village of fucking idiots in the one place. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent downplaying climate change: “The natural habitat for the Earth is actually water.”

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

The answer to import costs is already here in NZ. Local manufacturers are creating high performance building products right now. Did you know high performance and locally made can be the same choice? #architecture #smarthomes

Nell Angloma to the basket #WNBA

This Week on Nerd News! We got Disney, LOTR, Marvel News & more. What are you looking forward to? What did we miss? #nerdnews #geeknews #disneynews #marvelnews

LOOK Mentor and Media Mobber Abbey is sharing some of her top tips for managing stress. From taking regular breaks to finding revision techniques that work for you, it’s important to remember that looking after your wellbeing matters too. And like Abbey says, be kind to yourself! #GCSEs #SATs #Exams

Marco Rubio then (2017), and now. Same person, but different position with different attitude toward the war criminal “💩tin”

Foreign Minister Sikorski on support for Ukraine and NATO security: "We hope that Vladimir Putin recalculates now that Ukraine has been granted additional resources by the European Union and that weapons are flowing from the United States."

This was part of the plan... all along. Kickbacks, bribes, overpayments, all without competitive bidding or oversight. This is corruption at its finest. 💰 #FollowTheMoney #FDT #FuckICE #RepublicansProtectPedofiles#TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles Reporting by @ _paperplanet_

Genussfahrt, mit abgedichteter Frontscheibe, durch die Feldwege. Fasan schlich auch aus dem schattigen Gebüsch. Junge Rinder Stehen in dem Renaturiertem Bachlauf, zwischen Obstbäumen

🔥🇺🇦 Ukraine Russia War | Aftermath of Missile Strikes in Kiev | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #UkraineRussiaWar

Murder, mystery, and Hawaiian heritage 🌺 Dive into Leilani Kealoha's most dangerous case yet! Can she stop the Warrior Spirit? 🔍📚

🏆 Europa League path confirmed 🤔 How many changes to make in Europe? 📋 Brighton preview @mattdaviesff.bsky.social is joined by @mikeyclarke22.bsky.social and @stevebattlemuch.bsky.social #nffc 🍎 Apple podcasts: tinyurl.com/k97k77cc 📱 YouTube: tinyurl.com/2vycbnke

Never a doubt, Zeke!! 😅

♫ Start spreading the news... ♫

This is where most people get it wrong. They stay busy, but nothing really moves. The problem isn’t the effort, it’s the direction. There’s a simple way to cut through the noise and focus on what actually drives results. #HedgehogPrinciple #InnovativeSmile #OrangeCarrotMedia

Evil is evil. Call it out always. Israeli minister says "Jews are above the law" when evicting a man from his own house of over 40 years 💔🤬💔🤬💔🤬💔🤬

Running Reflections #stress #running #mindandbody #balance #swedishlagom

Congrats to the Cambridge Institute & NIE Mysore team for winning 1st Prize at Code Clash, hosted by DSU International Affairs. They built a 3D interactive social media anomaly detection tool using React, 3JS & Python. Supercharging India’s AI future with DSU. #DSU #CodeClash

💀 Nitazene opioids are emerging as a post‑fentanyl threat. Some nitazenes are roughly as potent as fentanyl around 50× stronger than heroin and analogues like protonitazepyne may be >20× stronger than fentanyl.

Wistikles | Iranian football officials led by Mehdi Taj were stopped at Toronto airport and denied entry to Canada, missing the FIFA Congress despite valid visas. Iran cited mistreatment, while Canada called it unintentional; security concerns may be involved. #wistikles #canada #Iran #FIFA #IRGC

With the possibility of a 24-team playoff, do you want Ole Miss to be in a system that could get them in nearly every year, or would you prefer the old 16-team model? Why?

🇺🇸🇮🇷 The ceasefire is being treated as a pause, not a peace — and the clock is already being run on the next round.

Martin Fendrych 𝕏🔁 @Gerashchenko_en@twitter.com: Sweden will transfer the first 16 Gripen fighter jets to Ukraine. Thank you, Sweden! 🇸🇪🇺🇦 These are JAS 39 Gripen C/D multirole fighters - aircraft Ukraine had previously described as among the most […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

Spinning Mt. Fuji like Beyblade! 🗻🌪️ #Beyblade #MtFuji #Science #Physics

NATO chief Mark Rutte's reaction to Trump's 'disappointment': Allies are "working together" on how to reopen the Strait of Hormuz #Iran #Trump #Oil #StraitofHormuz

Same, mate. Amazing feelings!

Paul McCartney at 83: Still Creating, Still Alive #PaulMcCartney #TheBeatles #Music #RockMusic

DOUG-0039: SR 5 / Bill Arp Rd at Wenona St (Douglas) 🕒 9:33 AM - 9:33 AM ET (2x speed) 🌡️ 72°F | Overcast 📍: 33.716606,-84.765915

Watch the sunrise with me - Thursday May 28, 2026 - Ocean City NJ #OceanCityNJ #Sunrise #Beach #Zen #OCNJ

China launches a crew of three astronauts to its Tiangong space station onboard its Shenzhou-23 spacecraft from the Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center. The crew includes Lai Ka-ying, who is the first astronaut from Hong Kong, along with astronauts Zhu Yangzhu and Zhang Zhiyuan.

That’s a WHOOOOOOOLE HELL OF A LOT OF GUNSHOTS TO TAKE DOWN ONE MAN

In Nederland, maar ook op Curaçao zal het stil zijn op straat. Met redacties in beide landen draait @vinl.bsky.social tijdens het WK dag en nacht door. Voor elk land uitgebreid aandacht!

Good morning, Maureen! Thanks for the tag. Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend.🇺🇸

Na Velebitu sam pa sam okasnio s #animaly za danas. Pa evo nama divlja ćurkica iz Zion national parka u Uti. Životinja je to koja je trčkarala i po našim dvorištima, ali eto, ovdje je originalni ćurkaland.

Step Into Mexico City’s Iconic Tower — Virtually or In Person https://go.casadechiles.com/JWQ4hp

Here's what's coming up tonight on WKOW!

Happy Valentines to all you lovers and secret admirers out there. #ValentinesDay #Valentines #flowers #bouquet #romanticmovie #japanese #thirdwindowfilms #terracottastore #movie

#adrenaline #adventure #sn2sg #sun8 #sun8ms #Xtreme #extreme #sunnight #sunnightpop #high #climbing #strings #escalator #sunnightmusic #sun8pop #summerlibe #havefun #Risky #bloody #dicey #Chancy #dodgy #balls #nuts #play #challenge #achieve #win #step #stepbystep

The current Senate? Refuse to capitulate to the current President? #velshi #psakibriefing

If you’re busy listening to our latest episode on the ICC policy but prefer doing so alongside a visual format, the transcript is now available an the Asymmetrical Haircuts website With @janethanderson.bsky.social @svdberg.bsky.social @markkersten.bsky.social and Otto Spijkers

Scratch or pick? We ponder that question as we travel from London to Funkytown in the May 31st edition of Time Rewind. 🎬 Video montage edited by Media Arts student Nala Gutierrez at Ball High School in Galveston, Texas. 📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more. www.youtube.com/@timerewind

Lisez-le vite avant qu'il n'hiberne 🐻 #librairie #albumjeunesse #livrejeunesse #litteraturejeunesse #illustration #edition #jeunesse #bibliotheque #mediatheque #ecole #enfant #livrepourenfants #ours #childrensbook #bookstore #bookshop #bear #publishing

Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene has strong words for @rweingarten.bsky.social the President of the American Federation of Teachers, a #LGBTQ parent and wife of Rabbi Sharon Kleinbaum

Russia continues its daily attacks on Ukraine. This time they struck the port city of Odesa in southern Ukraine.

Sorry my online shop is not available BUT I' working on it 🔥 #pennywise #horrortattoo #stickers #horror #spooky

This claim is 100% weapons grade bullshit. Another Fox "News" host that's full of shit...

I'm slowly gathering clips for my: ✨Visual Voice Acting Reel✨ [Unofficial World of Warcraft Animation - The Chronicles of G Crimson Tome] I play this lovely Night Elf Death Knight, Asora! Channeling some villain vibes here 😄 #voiceacting #worldofwarcraft #animation Again - This is Unofficial

2025: A year of changes and the need to take a stand. Join us in reviewing the year: mailbox.org/en/news/2025... 🎄 We thank you for your trust this year and wish you, your teams and your loved ones a wonderful holiday season!

"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 3100 years ago. When an insidious invading Zon race attacks our galaxy, the technologically advanced but numerically overwhelmed Elysians recruit humans to help them stop the enemy.

RICHMOND AVE@ CASTOR AVE 🕒 9:12 PM - 9:19 PM ET (16x speed) 🌡️ 72°F | Clear 📍: 39.989078,-75.089624

Russie 🇷🇺 Comment les Russes recrutent des Africains ? Ils promettent des salaires exorbitants une fois arrivés à Moscou mais il faudra payer entre 2k et 3k dollars pour venir. Arrivée en Russie, la personne est envoyée de force au front. Un commerce de la mort rentable.