Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

Iran. Venezuela. Same, same. Fuck me. Even Kegbreath needed a mighty big slug of “tea” to get past it.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

Crying with laughter. Epic British shade. Don’t think Bonnie King Charles is too impressed with the massive ballroom. "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.”

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

I think I’m beginning to understand the male loneliness epidemic.

Couldn’t agree more. You definitely can’t have nuclear weapons in the hands of a fucking lunatic… Pot, allow me to introduce you to kettle.

I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

RobertDothard.com #pt #fitness #exercise #massage #fitfam 💯

#CNBC’s Jim #Cramer Left Literally Speechless by Trump’s Totally Corrupt Personal Stock Trades www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnb...

Live up the summer with $30 concerts to some of your favourite artists, presented by Live Nation. #LiveNation #SummerOfLive #TorontoConcert Read more at nowtoronto.com/culture/you-...

WNBA News Today: This Shot from Caitlin Clark Instantly Became the Biggest Moment of the Night 🔥 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Art speaks volumes! Don't be silent! Some more art from the incomparable Shaun Chosa! #bondi #maga #hate #speakup #trumpfiles

Ч2/4 Ч.13 Колишній співробітник ЦРУ Гленн Корн: Правда про російську дезінформацію | АЛЛАТРА ТБ Львів #аллатра #україна #росія #сша "00.29.53-00.33.18 У Росії закликали до "десатанізації" України." youtu.be/j055JfIMu9k?... Маючи понад 34-річний досвід роботи в американській розвідці та сфері між

Chaco Canyon is a UNESCO Site, a national park, & sacred land for #NewMexico ’s indigenous communities. Somewhat inevitably, Trump’s Bureau of Land Management wants to open 300k+ acres of land around Chaco to oil & gas drilling. They’ve given the public just 7 days to comment — that was 3 days ago.

A speeding motorcyclist attempts a dangerous stunt but loses control. The bike slides out, launching him into a concrete barrier as it crashes behind him, showing how quickly a thrill can turn into disaster. #reels #viral #CaughtOnCamera #ExtremeSports #unexpected

Russische Beamte haben begonnen, Propaganda über die "Gefahren des Internets" zu veröffentlichen Das ist ziemlich lächerlich geworden. 📲 Lade NEXTA Step VPN herunter und bleibe unter allen Umständen online.

This week’s startup news felt like a founder reality check. AI funding is still strong, but the biggest lesson is trust: clean numbers, clear governance, and real workflow value matter. SparkLaunch breaks it down for builders. #SparkLaunch #StartupNews #Founders #AIStartups

"the plan is working"

#WWENXT

I SHOULD BE DEAD! #supermetriod #metriod #snes #retrogaming #twitch #fyp #shorts #shortsreels

Markuszower herhaalde vandaag wat hij eergisteren in de kamer zei: Mensen (kamerleden) die meeliepen met de Rode Lijn demonstratie, die (volgens hem) door Hamas is geïnfiltreerd, dan zeg ik hetzelfde: dan moet de overheid ook daar met desnoods maximaal geweld optreden.

Passengers aborted their first Waymo ride as the self-trapping robot couldn't find its way out of the neighborhood. Prob in AZ. Maybe a mapping/routing error or another loopy Waymo robot. Will Waymo send a roboherd to remap this maze or remove it from their drivable map? OP: tiktok.bojanglesbaby

Anxiety? Here: jnsbros.com … #motivational #promosky #viral #bluesky #god #trend

I didn't have Virgil Van Dijk all to myself this week, but he was in a better mood than last week at Elland Road: #LFC #lfc

What do you all think? Are slasher movies just another kind of monster movie? #svengoolie

On Monday, Trump ran roughshod over intl law - the UK took no action. On Tuesday, Trump threatened a NATO ally - the UK took no action. Today, the UK supported Trump's military operation in the North Atlantic. When will this govt stop appeasing Trump and stand up for the rule of law?

Section 702 lets the government spy on Americans’ communications without a warrant. Now Congress is debating renewing it for several years. We must not let that happen without major reforms. Watch @trevortimm.bsky.social explain and learn how you can help: freedom.press/reform-section-702

Ми готуємо нові санкції проти росії, щоб реально на неї натиснути — змусити перейти від імітації переговорів до справжньої участі за столом переговорів. "Занадто багато країн продовжують вести бізнес із москвою, одночасно користуючись привілейованим доступом до європейських ринків та інвестицій"

Déjame decirte algo de lo que nadie habla. Estar casado con un emprendedor — NO es fácil. Tu pareja no termina a las 6PM. Su mente corre a cien mil millas por hora — incluso cuando están durmiendo. Siempre están pensando. ¿Cuál es el próximo movimiento? ¿Cómo resuelvo este problema? ¿Cómo

Big floppy thanks to devs Nine Dots Studio for closed beta access to Outward 2, a difficult survival adventure RPG releasing 7/7! Looking forward to showcasing my getting my shit pushed in by anything bigger than a toy pomeranian

SCOTUS Continues To Shred The Voting Rights Act and Democratic Governors Need To Fight Back

New research from #TaxJusticeScotland shows that five times as many Scots support urgent Council Tax reform as oppose it. If we want to fund local government properly, we must start by scrapping the regressive council tax @rozfoyer.bsky.social / BBC Radio Scotland

1/8 Marko Đenadić, on behalf of the 🇷🇸 “students in blockade,” clarified position on Kosovo that aligns with the 🇷🇸 gov't. He did not mention ICTY verdicts, violated rights of Albanians in southern 🇷🇸, or the numerous unmarked secondary mass graves of murdered 🇽🇰 🇦🇱 civilians. TV Insajder, May 27, 2026.👇

If we want a system that protects people — not profits — we have to change the rules themselves. ✊ Volunteer. Organize. Amend. 👉 movetoamend.org/volunteer #MoveToAmend #WeThePeopleAmendment #EndCorporateRule #democracy

Main band of showers clearing East with Sunny spells in the West already.

"We're smaller. We're mightier in a lot of ways," Jen Psaki said of shifting from MSNBC to MS NOW in a fascinating panel at NAB Show in Vegas. She was joined by Ari Melber and Marcus Mabry for a lively talk moderated by Breaker Media's Lachlan Cartwright

#knicks

The full article is available on my Substack @abigaillevy.substack.com

Scoop Jackson set an example for me in public service. We both had the privilege of representing Washington’s 2nd District in Congress and he worked hard for the people and communities he represented. I am honored to be the recipient of the 2026 Henry M. Jackson Award.

The Pirates win it on a walk-off two-run homer from Bryan Reynolds

Everything must go. Kane Parsons' BACKROOMS is screening at Light House from May 29 🎟️ https://www.lighthousecinema.ie/film/backrooms

This was very violent O.O

Liga Betclic Basquetebol 2025/26 - Meias-Finais (melhor de 5) Jogo 2 25/05 - 18:52 Sporting CP vs FC Porto – RTP 2

Haven’t slept all night, my period randomly came and the pain is trying to take me out

In Munich, I was embarrassed by America’s lack of support for Ukraine. Secretary Rubio did not even mention Putin’s invasion in his speech. I’m a patriotic American, I want to feel proud of my country again. We should stand with democracy against tyranny michaelmcfaul.substack.com/p/an-embarra...

Good Saturday and good daCAT morning. Need much coffee this morning. ☕️ #SaturdayVibes #Caturday

Aava’s wall dismounts are safer in the Quality of Life update! The transition from wall to floor should be much smoother, meaning she’ll fall less. How are you liking the latest Cairn update?

🛑 Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu'na yakın isimlerden CHP Milletvekili Mahir Polat canlı yayında TGRT’ye teşekkür etti. 🛑 Mahir Polat: “Bu süreçteki emeklerizinden dolayı özellikle teşekkür etmek isterim. İyi ki varsınız.”

I'm not sure how many are aware that this is happening. But we should be extremely concerned about this. We should not be integrated with the Israeli military. As a matter of fact, we should've cut Israel off decades ago. But right now, it's imperative to Americas survival.✂️✂️ #SheShed

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To my LGBTQ+ friends & to those I’ve never met. Thank you for your courage & contributions to making the world a more compassionate place. I stand with you today & every day. You deserve acceptance, dignity, equality & joy. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈❤️ #HappyPrideMonth #LoveIsLove #Equality #SheShed

Wednesday evening update with a cool unsettled outlook.

July 12th.

Opinion sincera: No tengo problema con los personajes femeninos en videojuego, muchas son icónicas pero me gustan personajes nuevos y bien construidos / Honest opinion: I have no problem with female characters in video games—many of them are iconic—

Released on this day in 1963 was the sci-fi film, The 'Yesterday Machine'. A film by Russ Marker, it stars Tim Holt, James Britton, and Ann Pellegrino. It is the story of a Nazi scientist who invents a time machine enabling him to go back to alter the events of WWII. #OnThisDay

Mitch had the best reaction ever,lol