Couldn’t agree more. You definitely can’t have nuclear weapons in the hands of a fucking lunatic… Pot, allow me to introduce you to kettle.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

History will marvel at how he managed to assemble an entire village of fucking idiots in the one place. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent downplaying climate change: “The natural habitat for the Earth is actually water.”

DAILY DOSE OF RUSSIAN BS.. “As for the strikes carried out by our armed forces, they are conducted only against military or military-related targets. In this regard, it is also worth once again drawing attention to the ongoing drone strikes by the Ukrainian […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

#CNBC’s Jim #Cramer Left Literally Speechless by Trump’s Totally Corrupt Personal Stock Trades www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnb...

At #AAFPFMX 2025, former U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy joined AAFP's Shawn Martin to discuss why community is key to rebuilding trust. Patients are looking locally for connection and trusted voices, and family physicians are uniquely positioned to lead. Read more: https://ter.li/len2l0

When data processing centers move in, those neighborhoods rarely see benefits, says @moreperfectunion.bsky.social's @faiz.bsky.social. AI expansion is not a red or blue issue, and more communities and politicians from all sides are raising their concerns. Learn more on this week's podcast (🔗 in bio)

🎵Running From I.C.E. part 1 – Feb 16 2026 - Portland ICE Facility Song by Tom Smith #filk Music: "Running On Ice" by Billy Joel tomsmith.bandcamp.com

The Green Lady of Brooklyn and her husband gave a very darling interview to NewYorkNico on instagram. Such a sweet couple. 💚

James Bethell reacts to the news that Jiangsu Hengrui has overtaken AstraZeneca as the world’s largest clinical sponsor. He points out that whilst China’s medical advances will help the industry on a global stage, it could have detrimental effects on the UK and the USA healthcare sectors.

News from Florida with @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #behindthescenes #tipsandtricks #hollywood #home #teamworkmakesthedreamwork

When Colin Allred decided to run for Senate, he kicked North Texans to the curb and started voting with Republicans, abandoning Democratic values. He voted to pass the Laken Riley Act and voted for a bill to make it harder for people to pay bail. We just can't trust Colin Allred. #TX33

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health DR FU: Medibot? MEDIBOT: Medibot!

Where others saw chains and isolation, Jesus saw a place to begin. #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #GraceOverJudgment #christiancontent #christantiktok #christanity #BibleReading #christianfyp #fyp

Councillors have rubber-stamped plans for £100m redevelopment of the Templemore Sports Complex. Plans include Olympic sized eight-lane pool, poolside sauna, teaching pool, toddler Pool. Water recreation facilities will include family flumes, café www.derryjournal.com/news/environ...

“The success of the Swinney government will be how different it can be” Andy Maciver sums up his thoughts on how John Swinney can be successful as First Minister now he has a mandate of his own.

Frm #Dimapur’s #DogMeat markets in #Nagaland 2nglct&daily strgl4survival of strays on street #India ’s #dogs R trapd in nationwide crisis of compassion #StopYulinFestival #NoToDogAndCatMeat #AnimalCruelty #RescueDogs #RescueCats #FriendsNotFood #Vegan #NoToDogMeat #AnimalRights #SaveKoreanDogAndCats

This week’s startup news felt like a founder reality check. AI funding is still strong, but the biggest lesson is trust: clean numbers, clear governance, and real workflow value matter. SparkLaunch breaks it down for builders. #SparkLaunch #StartupNews #Founders #AIStartups

TODAY IS SATURDAY: 2 pm on Court Street in Binghamton, New York.

Two LSTMs worked, and I cannot believe it happened today. #deeplearning #lstm #debugging

Hands off Venezuela / Free Palestine march happening now, downtown Vancouver BC. @MVUPalestine

Defend Loosdrecht "Er zijn wat fakkels die kant opgegaan waardoor er vuur is ontstaan in de bosjes. De politie en brandweer hielden netjes afstand, want na 22 dagen staan de meesten achter ons." Leugens, zie gedrag van demonstranten: brandweer tegenhouden, politie uitschelden.

Are you in or near Contra Costa County?! Come meet California gubernatorial candidate, Xavier Becerra, this Thursday, April 23rd in Walnut Creek, CA at the Lesher Center for the Arts. #Becerra #BecerraEra #BecerraForGovernor #California #CaliforniaGovernor

I led the House in a moment of silence honoring the life and service of Colleen Hanabusa, a proud daughter of Waiʻanae, a tita at heart, and a former member of this House.

Happy New Year from #AltumStrategyGroup! ✨ #HappyNewYear #BusinessGrowth #Leadership #Strategy #Success #Peace #NewBeginnings #AltumWave #finance #techonology #operations #hr #digital #governance #risk #innovation #ResponsibleTransformation

Today on #RTETWIP , Social Democrat TD Sinead Gibney shares her support for neautrality and discusses Irelands co-operation with NATO 📺You can catch the re-broadcast of #RTETWIP on RTÉ One at 11pm

From empires to algorithms, we discuss The Architecture of Power and examine how authority manifests - in systems, language and society. https://pvsmagazine.com/pen/power/

On June 2nd we are taking back our city. The days of allowing homeless criminals to vandalize and destroy property are over. mayorpratt.com @Street_People_of_LA

Andross won't have his way with me! From my stream series. I will finish a route of Starfox 64 every week until Nintendo gives me a new Starfox game for my Switch 2. #Starfox #Starfox64 #LylatWars #FoxMcCloud #nintendo twitch.tv/buskalilly Fridays, 10PM UK Time

Be #EMPATHETIC and #CONSIDERATE like this man in #Indonesia who fixed this flooded street drain for his community without fame or glory. #MondayMission

Alex Jones is now whining that “Trump signed on to the deep state closing us and is bragging about it” “Trump has joined with the Democrats to shut us down”

PVE HELPS ALL DAY! twitch.tv/danfinity Giving away a 'Back to Basics' Emblem

Trump behaves like every abuser ever and now he's using our money to abuse people.

Hot Tea, Watercoloring, Ocean Sounds & Good Food 🫖🎨🌧️ #surftrip #indonesia #mentawai #alaia #rainyday #villa #rain #

This is Russia’s vision for children in Africa

Thrilled to have secured over $1 million in STEM education funding through NASA and the National Science Foundation—and it's making a real impact right here in Queens!

The debug vsc plugin is a godsend #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #solodev #playdate

🇷🇺 Taganrog Air Base! 🇺🇦 Ukrainian drones destroy two Tu-142 aircraft, Iskander missile system at Taganrog Air Base #Taganrog #Tu-142 #Ukraine #Russia 🎥: Army 🇺🇦 www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/4...

A young warlock wages war on a city with his dragon! Inspired by QP Burning Ruins invite, next week's Doodlewash challenge, and Dragon Tuesday! #AIArt #FLUX #AIVideo #KlingVideo #dragonTuesday #QPBurningRuins @lsantos42.bsky.social

UCLA's Will Gasparino was ejected for malicious contact on this play after Oregon challenged Gasparino will miss UCLA's first game of regionals next weekend

HEY, CBS... 👇️ #FUCKcbs #LOVEcolbert #StephenColbert

So I kind of went viral on TikTok with my latest video of one of my paintings - approaching 180,000 views and 39,000 likes. Crazy. But there’s some very kind people there. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ABJjjx/ #art #artprocess #realisticart #realism #acrylic #acrylicpainting #painting #hyperrealism #artist

Didn’t think owls came out before dark, but I hear this one hootin’ all the day in afternoon the past few weeks in the backyard, and I finally caught a picture of them

😂A Greenlandic woman shouts slogans at Trump's envoy to #Greenland, Jeff Landry, and tells him to leave her country and go home😂

This is what it looks like from the first-person perspective.

It is time, I'm live with PAC-MAN World 2 Re-pac over at www.twitch.tv/maikuvanilla #Vtuber #ENVtuber

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Nee das hat eigentlich Grunzi nicht vor. Die Tusse kann mir gestohlen bleiben. 🐖freut sich auf die Windeln, es kleidet ihn ja besonders gut, vor allem der Nässeschutz aus Kunststoff -wird grausam- ... In meinem letzten Video: Grunzinchen als Sissy Drops für immer.

👥💪 Ukraine Russia War | UA POV: Civilians in Ivano-Frankivsk Prevent Police Mobilization | RCF NSFW & Premium Content: https://patreon.com/RealCombatFootage Odysee: https://odysee.com/@RCF #RealCombatFootage #RCF #War #Military #WorldNews #BreakingNews #UkraineRussiaWar

This young lady is killin' the aux cord! I'm working on this document and she playin' Last Two Dollars (not me missing the lyric)

Happy #PortfolioDay ٩(🍅˙u˙🍅)۶! ❤️ •🧡 •💛• 💚 •💙 •💜 Hi, I’m Eli! I make cute and colorful #PixelArt 💕 I love working with vibrant, happy colours 🌈✨ Here are some of my works so far 🎁🫧 ❤️• 🧡 •💛 •💚 •💙 •💜

More bad news from Trump’s economy. At 3.8%, inflation is at its highest level in ~3 years. Republicans need to start working with Dems to put an end to Trump’s inflation-fueling war in Iran & start lowering costs for working families.

How important is it to use fresh ingredients when baking? Not just unspoiled milk, eggs and butter, but flour too? @joshpsmalley.bsky.social has the answer! #ChemSky #ScienceSky #BakingSky