Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der Handhygiene". Ab und zu ist das sinnvoll. Wer weiß, was man alles so angefasst hat. Vielleicht sogar sich selbst! 👀 Also passen Sie auf und in der Zwischenzeit: Handschuhe! Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Moin🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Orgasmus" (kein Witz). Da man hier sowas aber nicht kennt und die KI schon streikt, wenn ich mich am Strand in Badehose zeigen will, widmen wir uns dem "Tag der verlorenen Socke". Der ist heute auch und das kennt jeder. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der Biber". Diese putzigen Tierchen kennen sich nicht nur mit Holzarbeiten aus, sondern weben auch die kuschelige Biber Bettwäsche. Diese wird übrigens nicht aus Biberfell sondern aus Baumwolle hergestellt! Schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Brezel". Da ich keine habe, versuche ich gleich mal, mein Toastbrot zu verknoten. Ich sollte es vorher in Natronlauge aufweichen und dann in Form bringen. Das wird sicher funktionieren! Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Würstchen-im-Schlafrock-Tag". Ich schlafe allerdings nackt. Mein Würstchen muss atmen können. Spaß beiseite, hier geht es zum Rezept. Guten Appetit. www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/4510... Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Papageien". Ich hätte auch gerne einen, dem ich das Sprechen beibringen kann. Habe aber Angst, das der mich dann vollquatscht und beleidigt. Ne, ich mag die. Hatte früher mal Wellensittiche. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Nationaler Tag des Tees in Großbritannien". Dann mal auf zum Buckingham Palace um mit König Charles eine Tasse echten britischen Tee zu genießen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Weinbergschnecke". In Frankreich sind "Escargots de Bourgogne" eine kulinarische Spezialität. Ich würde sie aber nie essen, dazu müsste ich ja auch erst welche fangen. Zudem erinnern sie mich mit ihren Fühlern an andere Alien-Spezies. Schönen Pfingstsonntag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Radios". Fakt: Dieser Feiertag kommt aus Russland, weil dem russischen Physiker und Pionier der Funktechnik Alexander Stepanowitsch am 7. Mai 1895 die erste erfolgreiche Vorführung einer Funkübertragung gelang. Einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Moin 🖖🥛 Heute ist "Weltmilchtag". Ich mag Milch. Hatte auch schon Soja- und Hafermilch probiert. Mandelmilch noch nicht. Aber ich finde es doof, Kühe mit Sojabohnen, Hafer oder Mandeln zu füttern. Da genieße ich lieber ein Glas frische Schweinemilch. Schönen Montag 🫶

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As we conclude our #EUArmenia summit, let me underline the progress we have achieved together. Our shared goals of stability, democracy, peace and prosperity for Armenia will continue to guide our efforts in the future.

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Gambling can be a fun distraction until it consumes a person. I'm always on the cliff and have to catch myself from time to time. Today was one of those days.

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Christoph Nedopil explains why oil and gas dominated BRI energy investments, why renewables still hit record levels, and how this created the “dirtiest and greenest” year in BRI history.

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Meet our new Director of Strategic Communications! Zeina Hijazi is a Palestinian polyglot currently trading the volcanoes of Guatemala for the avenues of Washington, D.C. Please join us in welcoming our new Director of Strategic Communications, Zeina Hijazi & listen in to learn more about her! 🎉🎉🎉

In the farthest reaches of the world, where frost bites deep and the stars themselves feel like distant, indifferent watchers — an ancient terror stirs. Are you ready to face the ice? ❄️

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Finding new ways to enhance your physical responsiveness is a journey of self-discovery that never has to end. By focusing on increasing natural blood flow and staying active in your self-care routines, you send powerful signals to your brain that prioritize your own well-being.

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Underfunding has consequences. It looks like crowded classrooms, understaffed campuses, rising tuition, and stretched public services. With our Full Funding Friday actions, we're showing lawmakers and the public that schools and communities need full funding to thrive.

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"Pendant la nuit du 30 au 31 mai, nos guerriers ont appliqué les sanctions à longue portée de l'Ukraine contre une raffinerie de pétrole dans la région de Saratov en Russie" - V Zelensky

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This video shows some of the 450 workers laid off and told to leave immediately at a Kellogg's factory in Omaha. Like the Tyson #layoffs, #manufacturing in Nebraska lost 5,000+ jobs since 2025. Same across red states. Can you guess which president many of these workers support?