First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

Couldn’t agree more. You definitely can’t have nuclear weapons in the hands of a fucking lunatic… Pot, allow me to introduce you to kettle.

My Italian is a little rusty… but I think I’ve got the gist of this: “go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.” This is the Italian opposition leader voicing solidarity with PM Georgia Meloni and Pope Leo after the fermenting sack of lard attacked them both.

Fucking Royale with Cheese. He really is that stupid. In a Pentagon prayer meeting (yes, that’s a thing now) Kegsbreath used Jules’ legendary, and also completely fabricated, “biblical” verse from Pulp Fiction. It’s actually a mash-up of Ezekiel 25:17 and lines from a ‘70s martial arts film.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

Coffee spit time. Stephen Colbert and Jack White sharing hot dogs Lady and the Tramp style is the midweek fix I didn’t know I needed. Crying. 😂

It’s World Bat Appreciation Day. And I will never stop loving this. I’m pretty sure I dated that first guy during my Goth era. 🔊on.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

"Just jump in the dang water." 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫, Branch Manager at American Pacific Mortgage, compares starting video content to being a kid standing on the high dive. You can stand there, contemplate, and let the fear build up, or you can just go. He reminds agents that they already

#IDweek2025 begins in a few days. Don’t Just Attend…ENGAGE! 🛑 Stop by booth # 1621 to meet some of the minds behind the science, Michelle Altrich, PhD - @maltrich.bsky.social, Steve Kleiboeker, PhD, and David Cornett, CPS. Fungal testing, CMV, NTM, EBV, Chagas & more. Schedule BELOW: 👇 🧵

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A strong student-teacher relationship is key. When students feel safe, valued, and comfortable, learning thrives. Show genuine interest in their needs and what they find fun. Be yourself, build connections first, then focus on lessons. #TeacherTips #ClassroomManagement #StudentEngagement #Education…

Sanctions ukrainiennes Depuis le début de l’agression par la Russie, l’Ukraine a effectué au moins 158 frappes sur des raffineries de pétrole russes. 24/33 grandes raffineries de Russie, chacune ayant une capacité annuelle de plus d’un million de tonnes, ont été frappées.⬇️

Advanced Mobility Group talks about work with Contra Costa Transportation Authority on #CAV: connected autonomous vehicle in a box that contains a traffic controller and roadside unit that collects #V2X messages for emergency vehicle scenarios at DRIVE AI Demo Day: www.youtube.com/shorts/d_ddx...

Juan Soto with a 2 Run HR tonight for our New York Mets ! #LGM #MetsSky #Mets #MetsFans #NYMets #MLB #Baseball ⚾

Best MAGA idea yet 🤣🤣

Race Around the World 2026 is officially underway for #MentalHealthMonth Dr. T is jumping in and inviting you to move with us! Every mile and every fundraiser helps NOMV support the veterinary community. Join Team NOMV and get started. Sign up: charity.pledgeit.org/TEAMNOMV2026

#godot

To our wonderful Trustees 🤩 Thank you for your passion, dedication, and vital leadership! With heartfelt appreciation, The Dorset Mind Team #NationalTrusteesWeek #TrusteesWeek #ThankYouTrustees #Thankyou #MentalHealth #Dorset #DorsetMind #ThankATrustee @drandymayers.bsky.social @mind.org.uk

Today’s featured artists are Greg & Fake, Creators of Eisner Winning Santos Sisters. Congratulations guys! All these stunning art is available on our Website. Subscribe to our newsletter so you don’t miss the drop announcement! All our links are in the bio🔗👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽

President Donald Trump honored the 13 soldiers killed so far in the Iran war during remarks at Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day, calling them “tremendous” and “brave” people.

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#yankees #domínguez #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA

This is the ending of the documentary No Other Land. We haven’t been able to watch it in the US until recently. It proves this has been happening way before 2023 and it proves it doesn’t matter about Hamas, because this is in the West Bank. #palestine #humanity #knowledge #change

I’m gonna be using this a lot

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This is disturbing. We’re asking the public across Jamaica to help us verify this video—where was it recorded and when? Why would anyone do this to a protected species? Public awareness is just as important as enforcement. If you know anything, please share. Follow @RoostersWorldJA

Este viernes será un día de nubes y claros en A Coruña antes de la lluvia que marcará el fin de semana. Para hoy se esperan temperaturas de entre 11 y 19 grados. #acoruña #coruña #lacoruña #galicia #quincemil15000

Stop paying your landlord’s mortgage and start building your own wealth. Owning a home means equity, stability, and peace of mind for your future. #HomeOwnership #RealEstate #BuildEquity #FirstTimeHomeBuyer #WealthBuilding

“When he looks in the mirror rehearsing”

intrest rates #analyticaliowan #analyticaliowanpodcast

Consulta la previsión del tiempo en la renovada sección del tiempo de La Region 🌥️ La puedes encontrar comprando el periódico o en la sección Quiosco La Región 👇 https://mrf.lu/Mx6F

The Coastal Edge. ⚓🌊 Workington’s Cumbrian grit vs. the port of Delfzijl. Where the land meets the sea at the end of the line. #workington #delfzijl #coastal #ukvsnl #cumbria #groningen

Why would we expand our imports of fossil fuels, when we can see how war makes prices shoot up? Clean, green renewable energy is a better option - for energy independence, for the planet, and for our pockets.

Today, these Jewish New Yorkers went to show support and solidarity to Mayor Zohran Mamdani In return, they were verbally and racially abused by Zionists

Sweetest sound in the world

Nagoya Railway Station, Japan #Japan #Nippon

L.A. Confidential

A little funny moment xD

NowThis Impact: #J6SlushFund #GavinNewsom Bwhahahahaha Genius!

I hope you like my voice I did it for you

Scientists discovered more than 1,100 new species of sea creatures, according to the Ocean Census. But are they legit? Some experts are skeptical because they are not all formally described — meaning they haven’t gone through the process to prove what they found is new to science.

LinkedIn scannt Browser Daten https://www.pixeledi.eu/freebies?link=184 LinkedIn unter Verdacht Browser Daten und Addons auszulesen #linkedin #datenschutz #privacy #security

Relatable Ads? 💔 Random #mario fact! #nintendo #autisticgamingplus

Hydration is a scam!

BREAKING: New polling reveals Donald Trump is underwater for the 310th day in a row. He is one of the most unpopular Presidents in American history.

If only it were a politician - the corruption just means they're the best candidates money can buy!

Grenade Launcher Attack #Movie #Film #TV #GrenadeLauncher #Grenade #Army #Military #ArmedForces #War #Battle #Soldiers #Veterans #Viral #Trending #FYP #ExplorePage #Reels #Shorts

"★★★★ This is one of Panahi’s best works to date. It blends the personal and political in a deeply affecting way." @lindamarric.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk It Was Just an Accident (15A) screens in @garterlane on Tuesday, Feb 10th. Advance booking available in-person, online and 051 855 038.

Thousands in Minab, Iran attended the funeral for the 175 children and staff killed in Saturday’s U.S.-Israeli strike on a girls’ primary school.

New season 🌱 ⁠ ⁠ Same message 💪 ⁠ ⁠ Happy spring equinox! 🌎️

Together with @ecodiya.bsky.social, we visited villages in Ukraine, where the Danish company Goodvalley runs large-scale industrial pig farms. After the facilities were expanded with IFC's support, people in the villages began to notice serious negative impacts, especially on the water environment.

“I wish immigrants would come here legally”

Hmmm Didn't he say women who were abused, "take some responsibility for themselves" and "act like an adult for f–cks sake" Didn't he blame Blacks for being near tippers based on a stereotype? He did be blame for the Nazi tattoo? He's done a lot of "blaming" in his days.

The war is not over.

We’re soooo back~

After Team USA's gold medal performance at the Olympics in Milan, interest in figure skating is at its peak in the United States. And that can turn into dollars. Lillian Karabaic reports: https://mktplc.org/4uf12t8