Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Backens". Natürlich war ich da schon fleißig und habe mir für den Sonntag ein knuspriges Schwarzbrot gebacken. Das passiert mir immer, wenn ich zu viel Mehl schnüffle. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Akkordions". Hatte als Kind mal eins, weil der Musiklehrer damals kostenlose Akkordeon-Stunden angeboten hat. Aber ich hörte dann irgendwann auf, weil mein Musikgeschmack eher Richtung Punk ging. Mit 'ner Buddel Rum schaffe ich es vielleicht noch.

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Pinguine". Ich finde sie wirklich niedlich aber als Haustiere eignen die sich nicht. Der letzte hat mir immer den Kühlschrank vollgekackt und mir meine Heringsfilets weggefressen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltlachtag". Da sollte ich mal etwas an meiner Comedy-Karriere arbeiten. Mit irgendwas muss ich ja mal Erfolg haben. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Delfine". Wird Zeit, bei der Krankenkasse mal wieder wegen einer Delfin-Therapie anzufragen. Letztes mal haben die mir nur eine Dose Thunfisch geschickt. Wünsche allen noch einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Einhorns". Etwas von den magischen Pillen und schon ist es da. Dann reiten wir mal etwas durch den Zauberwald. Wünsche allen einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltschildkrötentag". Ab und zu taucht eine in meinen mythischen Träumen auf, der ich folgen soll. Aber sie ist immer zu schnell für mich. Dann reite ich lieber auf einer Riesenschildkröte in den Sonnenuntergang. Allen einen schönen Samstag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Zeichne-einen-Vogel-Tag". In dem Bereich bin ich leider völlig talentfrei und mir fehlt dazu die Geduld. Außerdem habe ich schon einen Vogel im Kopf, der ständig nach Essen schreit und mir Unsinn einredet. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Schlecht geschlafen (Rücken). Habe schon eine Ibu 800 gefrühstückt. Egal, heute ist "Tag der Gurke". So ein Gurkenglas werde ich ja wohl noch öffnen können 👀 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Moin 🖖🥛 Heute ist "Weltmilchtag". Ich mag Milch. Hatte auch schon Soja- und Hafermilch probiert. Mandelmilch noch nicht. Aber ich finde es doof, Kühe mit Sojabohnen, Hafer oder Mandeln zu füttern. Da genieße ich lieber ein Glas frische Schweinemilch. Schönen Montag 🫶

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