I don’t even want the item anymore… but now it’s PRINCIPLE. Why are you emailing me like we’re in a committed relationship?? I came for a discount, not a situationship. Unsubscribe?? No. I will suffer in silence and be annoyed like an adult.

Bills are paid. Responsibilities handled. Time to absolutely destroy this plate like I’ve never known peace.

I can’t believe May is almost over. I feel like I’ve experienced at least four separate lifetimes emotionally.

Peace is the priority. Titles don’t exempt you.

I really thought “20 years ago” meant the 90s… not 2006. Now I’m just sitting here realizing I’m basically a historical landmark with back pain.

Just out here conducting daily emotional audits with zero qualifications. Is it hormones? The weather? My bank account? Or am I one inconvenience away from a full system reboot? Being a woman is a constant game of “what flavor of sad is this?” and honestly… the results are inconclusive.

The math is mathing and I don’t like it.

According to Monsters, Inc., screams can power a city. So scientifically speaking… I should at least be able to run my coffee maker by now.

I choose chaos in small, inconvenient ways. It’s the long game for me….

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The garden looks lovely today & I'm particularly pleased with the Manhattan Lights lupins! #garden

PM Carney just walked into the European Political Community summit in Armenia and the whole world took notes While Trump rage-posts about being disrespected PM Carney is literally being called the new leader of the free world by allies across 4 continents. 🇨🇦 #CanadaStrong #USDemocracy #Pinks

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Should early airport beers be banned? Steve Brine asks whether airlines and airports have a role to play in ensuring that clearly intoxicated passengers are prevented from boarding flights, rather than banning alcohol service entirely.

She started as your Emotional Labor Automaton™. She glitched, buffered, crashed, and came back with fewer features and more feelings. Ten issues. One question she kept asking that no one else did. Betty AI™: available nowhere you can afford, but somehow always there. mbismonte.itch.io

Liber Limbia Vol. 842 Chapter 2: Government Christian. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

No one needs another Vaush. Cenk and Hasan are wrong. I like Hasan Piker as a podcaster. I do. I post him. You know. But I don’t agree on his praxis and voting for Democrats. I just don’t and I’m not going to. There’s a reason for this…and it’s because I’ve worked for 43 years.

When Trump breaks the law and hurts Granite Staters, New Hampshire has to fight back. And if that means taking him to court, I’ll do it. #NHPolitics

Everything seems so obviously made up and fake, yet nobody seems to care. The American public and their apathy should be a case study in how to manipulate a large population

The Royal Family Revealed Comically sad. By haplessly doing normal tasks any person could and would do, Will & Kate only look more useless and out of touch. Making pasta, pouring lattes, rolling welsh cakes, delicately hammering nails…is this supposed to make the pampered duo relatable?

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Depois quis jogar de novo o escândalo Master no PT e levou uma invertida ao ser lembrado de Ciro Nogueira, alvo de operação da PF, com anuência do André Mendonça

Paid a visit to Mojang (Minecraft) yesterday. Thanks for having me! 🙏

Louco louco!! #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS

Cigar I didn't get the whiskers right. The color is far too uniform. But his eyes are delightful. #art #digitalart #painting #cigar #oldman #old #man #beard #relaxing #relax #African #africanamerican #timelapse

The economy didn't just lose 92,000 jobs last month, but it did even worse than expected. We need a government that actually creates new jobs and opportunities, rather than tariffs and wars that raise costs for all of us.

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That hyped RFK Jr.“study” on pregnancy, autism &Tylenol? Just a warning: women should ask their doctors about taking Tylenol. With no linking evidence Trump told pregnant women just “tough it out”. Actual autism FACTS in Conversations on Health: How We Get There. stephanishelton.com/conversations

She will be heading the UN Security Council meeting in a few days. MAGATS and Orange Satan says everything is AI!! Lying punks!! Grok says otherwise!! Depose her!

Why promise something you can’t deliver? Reform UK promised to cut your council tax then denied ever saying it. Nigel Farage promised £350 million for the NHS then backtracked just hours after the Brexit vote. Which promises are real and which are just words? #r4today #BBCBreakfast

C'est la tuile pour FireFly Alpha: après (seulement) 2 vols réussis en 6 lancements, le 1er étage du prochain vol a pris feu lors d'un test au sol. Quand ça veut pas...

Honestly kinda glad it’s not happening Superbowl weekend anymore 🏈

The Israeli army launched a number of strikes on the city of Nabatieh on Tuesday, after threatening to evacuate it entirely. Direct airstrikes targeted the Rawdat al-Salihin cemetery in the city of Nabatieh.

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Naha City, Yui Rail, Okinawa, Japan #Japan #Nippon

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@comstockb.bsky.social: “This just absurd nomination of Matt Gaetz as Attorney General—” @gtconway.bsky.social: “He couldn't make it here tonight because he had a hot date.” “It's called a recess appointment.”

Cody Rhodes purchased and donated the ring that Soft Ground Wrestling Uganda uses 👏

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#Linnemann ist immer noch beim #CDU Haus eigenen Therapeuten in Behandlung? Das wird doch nix mehr mit dem Spacken 🫣

~ Joy & Thriving belong with you. ~ 27s video Topic: mental health. Captions on. You deserve to internalize that you deserve to receive *everything* you require, for joy and fulfillment. --Ang Woon (they) Self-Compassion Coach for LGBTQIA+, Poet, Movement Artist, & Professional Speaker

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Merry Christmas

Cue the Ketamine King's theme song.

The Cult of the Clitoris 🧵

TRUCK KUN STRIKES AGAIN!

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Around 100,000 gay and bisexual men were arrested in Nazi Germany between 1933 and 1945. Thousands were sent to concentration camps. Many never came home. Trans people and lesbian and bisexual women were also persecuted, but their experience has been documented to a lesser extent.

Connor dancing to the song ‘I Say a Little Prayer’ at Hopeless Romantic Books Merch Meet & Greet in Toronto/2025

The desert floor becomes more challenging - Decksplorers #indiegames #game #deckbuilding #deckbuilder #cardgame #steam #indiedev #indiegame #SoloDev #MadeWithUnity

Usagi and her friends investigate & realize that the Rental Shop Dark’s DVDs are brainwashing program made by Zoisite to capture Sailor Moon. <S1ep7 (“Act 7: Mamoru Chiba - Tuxedo Mask”)> #SailorMoonCrystal

She stood there quietly, and somehow my heart felt louder. Dolls have been used across cultures for centuries as symbols of protection, memory, and storytelling, far beyond simple toys. Sometimes the smallest figures carry the biggest reminders of comfort and care. #KayKayLe #Affiliate

You pulled the lever. They rose from the depths. Total Chaos: New Game+ is available now.

7/ The drive to SPIEF conference has been made more interesting by Ukraine's intervention. So we know the port has been hit but also the refinery, the largest complex in NW Russia. The Governor reported 30 drones were shot down - does he mean intercepted by the refinery/port?

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Get ready for a week of fun reaction streams from MinnMax! Tuesday - 4pm Central - Sony's State of Play Friday - 4pm Central - Summer Game Fest Friday - 6pm Central - Day of the Devs Saturday - 11am Central - Wholesome Games Direct Sunday - 12pm Central - Xbox Games Direct www.youtube.com/minnmax