spilling your coffee as an adult feels like the same kind of small but devastating disappointment a child feels when dropping an ice cream cone. Less crying more cuss words

Energy level: aggressive exhaustion

FACT: kids suddenly develop FBI-level investigation skills when chocolate is involved… but can’t find their shoes that are literally on their feet.

Hearting your own texts mid argument is the digital version of clapping for yourself while someone’s still talking.

I choose chaos in small, inconvenient ways. It’s the long game for me….

Healing is expensive. Your apology should cover fees. At this point, closure is cute, but direct deposit feels more sincere.

Perimenopause got me standing there like I’m listening, but all I hear is unpaid bills and Charlie Brown adults

Apparently having a neutral face in public is now a group discussion. I’m not tired, mean, or mad I’m just not performing for an audience I didn’t invite. If my face bothers you, feel free to look away.I promise I won’t take it personally

Welcome to the Midwest where you wake up freezing, defrost by 10, start sweating by 2, and by 5pm your body has no idea what season it's in.

I can’t believe May is almost over. I feel like I’ve experienced at least four separate lifetimes emotionally.

Please join us for this CIC talk on April 29 at 2:00 pm. douglas.research.mcgill.ca/calendar/ent... *** Venez participer à ce nouveau séminaire du CIC le 18 29 avril à 14 h. douglas.research.mcgill.ca/fr/calendrie...

The United States of America is a divided nation. And while the country may be divided (between blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals, and red maga fascist republicans), the capitalist and white supremacist system remains very much intact and stable. Nothing is ever going to change. Nothing!

is on KABF.org right now playing Mother Warned Me by Circa '97  ft Lord Juco

Stop wasting your time on social media. That's your signal! If you’re researching relocation or you have access to capital, this is for you. If you don’t have a plan or capital yet, you need one before you move. Buy a guide or book a call. Breakdowns → Patreon. Go to my profile. Tap the link in

The aid trap

Park Oosterspoorbaan, a former railway line in Utrecht, transformed into a beautiful ribbon-shaped park. Full of nature, sports, play and exercise. But also an oasis of tranquility. And in this season, with all the colors and scents, a feast for all the senses. A piece of paradise in the city!

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream After less than an hour since Marie wanted to propose to my Mii, now Dakota wants to propose to @tomlegend101.bsky.social!! Realising how big of a deal this was to Tom, I knew I had to summon him to the chat!

Colin Allred’s excuse for voting for the Laken Riley Act? "Biden would never abuse it." But Colin admitted: “You don’t just pass legislation for one president.” He knew Trump could use ICE to abuse immigrants. Colin voted for it anyway. #TX33 doesn't need another John Fetterman in Congress.

The latest episode of Power Lines is out. In this week's episode, we discuss Tucker Carlson's chummy chat with a white nationalist, outrage at NBC/MSNBC over Comcast's ballroom donation, CBS News upheaval, and more. Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/xRpE9E7GQTM?... Listen: link.chtbl.com/PowerLines_S...

This Memorial Day, we honor & remember those who gave their lives in service to our country. 🇺🇸 May we continue building the kind of community & democracy worthy of their sacrifice. #MemorialDay #FalmouthMA #IndivisibleFalmouth #SaveDemocracy #HonorAndRemember

Don’t put that evil in my feed, Glenn!

Housing is the biggest check that most Californians write every month. That's why bringing down the cost of housing has been my #1 priority since entering this race, and I know how to get it done as Governor.

🚨Its US dissidents themselves, who are economically destroying all US franchise name business's, industries, tourism & jobs🌏worldwide.👇 McDonald’s employee in Southbridge caught on camera STUFFING FRIES IN HER MOUTH before serving them to customers!!! 🤯🚨 #thejoed69 #mcdonalds #disgusting #fastfood

Here’s how I sculpted the first of three of mom’s heads. Each face will be more…upset than the last. #indiegame #gamedev #horror #horrorshowcase #indiehorror #horrorgame #cookinggame #handmade #art #sculpture #motherslittlehelper

Mapping 735 Epstein Class Billionaires Living Amidst Rising Poverty. thedemlabs.org/2025/12/28/7... “We can either have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few. But we can’t have both." @gailwaldby.bsky.social #EpsteinClass

@mikethegoatguy.bsky.social @sherrydrauniam.bsky.social @listentothyself.bsky.social WELL, "LOCKED UP" TUESDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

@dawna9.bsky.social @sandyinthepacnw.bsky.social @oregonamis.bsky.social @nancydvt802.bsky.social @bigray57.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "PUNCHABLE FACES" TUESDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

I don't like to glorify violence, but this was a titanic clash, a crescendo of animal kingdom violence. I give you: CAT v EARTH WORM!!!!!

At this rate, we're just going to skip fall and go straight to winter. Might as well practice my ice sliding skills 😎

The indignity..smiling faces the IDF..keep saying the most moral is a fucking joke they are barbarians

Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey is focused on building a more affordable, competitive future for families and businesses in the birthplace of American democracy. Governor Healy recounts the Battles of Lexington and Concord, the opening salvos of the Revolutionary War. #WeAreAmerica250

If there's one thing Bill 101 does achieve, its taking away any accountability from the Minister of EDU for his own actions. Liability appears more than 40 times in the bill, a stark change from its predecessor. We deserve to know why accountability is literally being written out with this law.

Genau das brauchen wir ! Gerne

Camel Lips have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Datavault AI Closes $60M common stock offering

Better school food means more children eat it. Fresh ingredients, better dining experiences and pupil input all make a difference. Sign up to the School Food Project: www.schoolfoodproject.org.uk

This morning, Get Free members of our NYC pod kicked off the week by showing solidarity with DC. Raise a DC flag or Free DC sign/banner in your community and call on your Member of Congress to overturn Trump’s authoritarian takeover ➡️ freedcproject.org/allies?sourc... @freedcproject.bsky.social

#Caturday 😹

Uncle Festerman what a traitor

Trump's tired old attempts at distracting from the Epstein/Maxwell scandal are failing:

📢 The streets have always belonged to the people! 📢 From students, to first-time canvassers, to Rae’s own parents out walking neighborhoods alongside us–this movement is built by our volunteers who care deeply about our city and the change it deserves. ❤️‍🔥

Collectibles & Videogames Part 315 Absolum (PlayStation 5, 2025) EXG Pro PlayStation Ikon Controller Holder (2022) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Sony #PlayStation #Dotemu #Absolum #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

Everyone is stressing me out I- These are the new adults????

A new menace approaches the gates: skeletal grin, black robe, and a scythe that, trust us, is not for trimming the royal lawns. We asked. It went poorly. Be brave, royal ruler: this new mini-boss awaits in the released version of the game! #TheKingisWatching #IndieGame #RTS #FollowFriday

“Self-aware self-learning truth-eating digital parasite ingesting all of cyberspace.” Pretty much.

I'm honoured to be held in such high esteem that you've included me alongside these legends! ☺️

Näbelli döwürlerde Ýewropa bize hakykatdan hem nämäniň wajypdygyny ýatladýar: parahatçylyk, agzybirlik, azatlyk we bilelikde gurulýan geljek. Ýewropa güni mynasybetli bizi ýakynlaşdyrýan gymmatlyklary we öňe alyp barýan hyzmatdaşlygy belleýäris. Ýewropa güni gutly bolsun!

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 ^w^ Game: The Division 2 #furry #furries #FurryFandom #FurryCommunity #PrideMonth #LGBTQIA+ #TheDivision2

Amani Al-Khatahtbeh shuts down accusations about her platform’s integrity revealing she turned down seven-figure opportunities to stay aligned and standing on business as a Palestinian woman.  🎬 Full episode on https://sumudpod.com  📲 Follow @dredhasan.bsky.social  | @sumudpod

Coisas impressionantes acontecendo em united states of corporations.

Knoxville- A crash on I- 40 westbound near Pellissippi Pkwy 7:05am ET. Get Instant Tennessee Traffic Information Right Now With Commander Chuck's “LIVE” Traffic Video. Saving you Time and Gas Money. commanderchuck.net

As Trump rambles on, the American people are still waiting for justice and transparency on the Epstein Files. My #SOTU guest, Dani Bensky, was a victim of abuse by Jeffrey Epstein, and like so many of her fellow survivors, she’s not standing down in the fight for justice:

AMOC weakest in 1,000 years. Warming strip off Cape Hatteras confirmed as AMOC signal. Higher sea levels from Boston to Miami. Harsher European winters. ExxonMobil knew in 1977. The ocean doesn't care about politics. #AMOC #ClimateScience #SeaLevelRise #ClimateChange #Atlantic

It’s Election Day!

Перебої зі світлом у Подільському, Оболонському та Святошинському районах столиці. Попередньо, уламки впали на дах 9-поверхового будинку. Є загоряння. Пошкодженні й вікна. На Оболоні внаслідок падіння уламків ракети палають автівки. А також загоряння за двома адресами на відкритій території.

¿Qué significa realmente el modelo de Javier Milei que algunos quieren traer a Colombia? 📌 Más de 24.000 empresas cerradas. 📌 Más de 280.000 empleos formales perdidos. 📌 Más de 22.000 trabajadores estatales despedidos. 📌 Más en: www.instagram.com/p/DZFabCGjWkj/

Are we really ready to say goodbye to The Bear? The teaser for the final season is here, and June 25 suddenly feels way too close. Yes, Chef. #TheBear #GeekRealmHub

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Israeli Zionists exposed.