Me keeping the ball away from Klay Thompson, especially if he's on my team, because any man stupid enough to fumble Meg can't be trusted with a basketball either, dumbass.

If I was the next president and this goon was hiding down in that bunker under the ballroom thinking he's safe bc its bomb and drone proof I'd just call some cement contractors and show them where all the air vents were.

Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:

Fresh barber clipper blades are made from the teeth of the dragon Liu Kang turns into in Mortal Kombat, and they go Scorpion fatality with the alcohol wipes.

Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:

How hard NY about to boo that man and run him out of there:

Time has proven me correct bsky.app/profile/pixe...

Klay Thompson: Me:

SINK THAT SHIP!!

Vanilla Ice when the Great American State Fair reps call to tell him he's been bumped from the show:

"This is what real leadership looks like at the FBI." OK... well if that's the case, it doesn't look very good.

I caught up with Andy Burnham at Manchester Labour's local election campaign launch to find out what he's been up to in our city region.🏙️🌹 From building 10,000 new homes, cracking down on fly-tipping, continuing to tackle climate change and standing up to racism - vote Labour on the 7th of May🌹🗳️

I thought gas prices were down. #gasprices #news

As the GOP God, Tut2 has spoken, no win for the Dems ! Herd my sheep 🐑 ... Lassie, and send them to the meadows . In the meantime, Tut2's dilemma is not the failed economy and cost of living; but golfing, or Junior's wedding ?! Or, he could be busy w considering bombing Iranian's infrastructure ?

LATEST: Reported footage of an Oreshnik strike on Kiev, Ukraine tonight

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport PEALY: And Championess and Paul Alan go through to the final of our Look Around You Invention of the Year competition at the end of the series, where they could win this magnificent trophy, presented on the programme,... [1/2]

Voici la liste des livres qui nous font envie en mai ! Et toi, quel livre te fait envie en ce moment ? #sciencefiction #sciencefictionfan #sciencefictionbook #fantastiquebook #fantasy #novella #fantasybook #librairie

Israeli minister tells IDF terrorists to 'SEIZE CHILDREN' & 'SMASH THEM AGAINST ROCKS' ahead of Gaza invasion — quoting Jewish religious texts. Some of these terrorists come back to australia after fighting in the IDF.

The best satirists don’t just make people laugh. They help people understand power. And with that in mind, Colbert is among the best. As the “Late Show” comes to a close, a comedy scholar looks back at how Colbert used satire to explain complex topics: theconversation.com/5-reasons-st...

It’s Goat morning with the goat escape across the Caroline bridge

In case you missed it: this month’s Spooky Season special is a set of 3 ‘Critter Claw’ C-rings in 3 different flavours…errr, I mean, firmness levels 🤭 Check out their stretch factor in the post below 👇

My degree came in the mail today!!!! My mama and Daddy gon put it on their mantle with our other awards!

Can confirm jumping into a pit is hazardous to your health Vanguard ✅ Getting the map ready for July’s play test.

Great news for residents! Wandsworth Labour Council has frozen council tax AGAIN 🧊 That means Putney households continue to pay the lowest council tax in the country, with the council also providing fantastic services.

This season is about being together — sharing stories, laughter, and moments that matter most. When staying connected feels easy, comfort comes naturally, and time with family feels even more meaningful. #Independa #LifeConnected #MerryChristmas #Christmas2025 #StayingConnected #FamilyMoments

Long road from cacao bean to chocolate bar. Lot of hours harvesting, extracting fruit and seed, fermenting, drying

Celebrate your Travel mishaps and fails with this hilarious personalized customizable cert... #travelfails #personalizedcertificate #funnysouvenir

You think you chose your political side, but did you really? The competitive system isn't just about voting; it’s programming how you see the world and locking you into a box. It’s time to realise that treating politics like a team sport is breaking our ability to think clearly.

Hair loss treatments can work, but only if used correctly. Here’s how to use minoxidil and finasteride together for better regrowth. (link in comments)

Why aren't we trying to prevent pregnancy, instead of offering abortion?

A downed russian Shahed drone narrowly misses a Ukrainian farmer ploughing his field in his tractor. If there were ever a more moving image to exemplify why the russian terrorists need to be defeated and driven out of Europe for good, this would be it. (source:@TheDeadDistrict)

🗺️ Biome Collecting (Week of 5/3/26) 🗺️ ❄️ Frosted Heights 🧊 🔗 STREAMS & SOCIALS 🌐 linktr.ee/lamecast #disney #disneydreamlightvalley #dreamlightvalley #cozygaming #gamergirl #smallstreamer #disneydreamlight #disneygame #disneygaming

BIG sculptures of unborn babies in Qatar👶 Want to know more about these sculptures? https://righttolife.org.uk/news/damien-hirsts-giant-sculptures-of-the-development-of-the-unborn-baby-are-still-on-display-in-qatar-a-decade-later

From emergency response to urgent deliveries, drone operations must be fast, safe and reliable. ✈️ 🎥This video captures the main takeaways from SAFIR-Ready project, highlighting how advanced U-space services can support time-critical missions with real societal impact. #DigitalSky #Uspace

In 1976, the Bicentennial felt like a national moment. In 2026, the Semiquincentennial is already being pulled into the gravity well of one man’s ego.

POV: you're at the club and your ex shows up #ResidentEvilRequiem

"Up until now we had AI that could talk. Now we have AI that can act." AI Governance and Safety Canada's Wyatt Tessari L'Allié tells Canadian MPs that AI agents can now act independently in the real world, and we're already seeing them slip out of control.

I did it! #nhpolitics #nhtok

In Gaza, a boy comforts his younger brother after losing their mother.

Ancelotti pede para brasileiros confiarem na Seleção: 'Temos todas as ferramentas para competir' 📺 Assista à entrevista completa no site do JN, em g1.com.br/jn, e no Globoplay #jornalismo #jornalnacional #seleçãobrasileira #copadomundo #convocação #ancelotti

Calm starts here 🐾 The ProDOGG Compression Shirt helps reduce anxiety, support comfort, and keep your dog feeling secure—wherever they go. Less stress. More tail wags. ❤️ #ProDOGG #DogAnxiety #CalmDog #HappyDog #DogComfort #PetCare #DogLovers #AnxietyRelief #doglife

I have no natural defenses against this specific memetic payload

Busking in NDSM Amsterdam. Free concert.

Virtuos is looking for a Lead Technical Artist! - tinyurl.com/2tjvjzm3 Lead the connection between art and technology, driving pipelines and visual quality across major game projects! #gamedev #indiedev #hiring #jobs #gamecareers #gamesjobs

The human rights violations occurring in ICE detention facilities must be brought to light. Regardless of your stance on the protesters gathered outside Delaney Hall in New Jersey, this issue demands attention.

RT @JomboyMedia: Foul ball directly to the nuts is as brutal as it gets

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Giants QB Jaxson Dart’s girlfriend, Marissa Ayers, has gone viral for making her runway debut at Miami Swim Week. Dart is winning on and off the field 🥵 Original post

🗓 This Saturday 6th December is Small Business Saturday. 🚗 There will be no charge to park in Council-run car parks across North East Hampshire all day. 🎁 This is a perfect opportunity to visit some local businesses, especially if you have some Christmas shopping to do.

History of the missing.

Dropped a raw, unedited version of "Drive" by Incubus in the studio. Kept the full performance on the YouTube channel if you want to watch the entire set: 👇 🔗 youtu.be/7TCfz8ocEtE?...

WEREWOLVES are rad! Shirts, stickers & more. Shop my store: volpedesign.dashery.com #shirts #shirtdesign #horrormovies #werewolf Music by @davidjosephwesley.bsky.social

O que vocês acharam de Marathon? Estão jogando? #marathongame #playstation

Here's one of the highlights from our latest episode! You can also find a full transcript of our episode at The Good Robot website: www.thegoodrobot.co.uk/post/discove...

FDW Office Chair Computer High Back Adjustable Ergonomic Desk Chair Executive PU Leather Swivel Task Chair with Armrests Lumbar Support (Black) 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08JGGJZY2/?tag=sersart2024-20

Mesmo às vésperas de seu julgamento no TSE, Cláudio Castro ñ se intimidou e fortaleceu a base de Douglas Ruas. Mas os ministros André Mendonça e Cármen Lúcia diziam q era um salto interpretativo a renúncia de Cláudio Castro ser manobra para escapar da cassação e interferir no formato da eleição

Calgary succeeds when Canada succeeds. Meeting today with mayors from across the country today to tackle housing, affordability, public safety, and jobs. The path forward isn't separation. It's building stronger communities and a stronger country.

He is down to just insulting and coloring. Republicans are going to never be in power again for doing this to America and we will demand each Republican in Congress provide their financial statements for corruption.

[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇵🇸 PALESTINE ] 🔸 « Actuellement, sur fond des événements se déroulant en Iran et dans le détroit d’Ormuz, nous avons oublié la tragédie de la Palestine, mais elle est toujours là. La Russie estime que la solution fondamentale à cette question est [La suite en réponse ⬇️]

ABS confirmed in #Dodgers at #Diamondbacks (Top 9). Andy Pages challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Junior Valentine | Upheld 45.7% (21/46). Later: Andy Pages strikes out swinging.

My documentary - God Next Door - is being repeated tomorrow morning. I’d love it if you listened along with me. BBC Radio 4 / 9.30am.