with all due respect to chelsea, I need to suck on his dead meat

me and ur dad

good morning

Who was your first porn crush? oh the good old tumblr days

hacks series finale tonight

happy fat cock good friday

porchfest is surprisingly too straight for me

feel like pure shit just want him back x

how I’m spending this memorial day

back to work today

Dawg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

A high capacity transmission line in Vernon county could pave the way for a controversial data center or other project. With no township zoning, one property sale could bring major change. Monday at 6, News 8 investigates. #vernoncounty #news8now #datacenter #powerline

Every few years they dust off the “communism lurking near our shores” script like your abuelo isn’t just trying to send money home and your Cuban coworker isn’t literally worried about making rent. Cold War fanfiction while the empire’s WiFi buffers.

As an ER nurse, I hear her loud and clear! 😂

This female cardinal is curious. The male is more cautious and stays off the bird feeder.

On the show this week: • Internal revolt and external pressure collide in Iran and the battle of narratives intensifies • The White House is using AI bots to respond to the ICE killing of Renee Good • Cory Doctorow on how scrutiny has taken a backseat in the AI arms race ▶️ youtu.be/RQc5WhffayY

Or this one

Tim Pool: “More and more rumors that we're going boots on the ground (in Iran). If that happens, I mean, Trump is cooked.”

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 3 - Sport NINASTIAN: Hello. PROVASTIAN: Tell him about it.

📎 Tarihte Bugün Bir milletin kaderi değiştiren Bandırma Vapuru, saat 23.00 sularında İnebolu'ya vardı. (17 Mayıs 1919) #BirlikNET #TarihteBugün

Trump is scrambling to shut down the Kennedy Center after discovering that American artists and performers won't put up with his partisan takeover and unlawful renaming. And let’s be clear: a remodeling job won't restore the Kennedy Center to what it was. A return to artistic independence will.

BTS uarmyhope J-Hope www.instagram.com/p/DYlzDhxFY9...

If your kid drove you nuts with this song when they were growing up, maybe this is the version you ACTUALLY needed!! Comment below what childhood nursery rhyme throwback we should funk up next and maybe we just might surprise you!

Big Pedo Trump Abbey Road The Beatles @boomer1956.bsky.social @kathysa.bsky.social @mleeds2048.bsky.social @mlipsitt.bsky.social @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @felonious-musk.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social @bab102.bsky.social @kaplanikids.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social

"A lot of people don’t know what I mean by 'sea.' They think I’m talking about vision. I’m not. I’m talking about sea, like the sea." If his IQ dropped any lower, we’d have to keep him in a terrarium and mist him twice a day. The "stable genius" has been defeated by a three-letter word. #sheshed

'[In] water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance else that is in the Earth; and many of the Children of Illuvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen' (J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion, p. 19).💧💗

A quiet night out at Death in Vegas at Mandela Hall

i discuss Gaethje vs Pimblett ? im riding with paddy the baddy #ufc324 who u got ?!?

Fighting and Delivering for our snowed-in D.C. Seniors! As a proud Mailman for years in our city, I learned to deliver every day for our neighbors—no matter the weather. It’s who we are at our best. #FightAndDeliver #FightForALLDC

Here’s its placement on the website, for context:

#petedavidson #elsie hewitt #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Lifestyle/es/bs/Pete-Davidson-y-Elsie-Hewitt-se-separan-cinco-meses-después-del-nacimiento-de-su-hija/1277308

98% Parents misunderstand THIS about kids behaviour! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/positive_behaviour_environment Your child isn't difficult. Your home might be. Small changes make cooperation natural. #fyp #viral #Islam

I was honored to attend the ceremony at Fort Snelling yesterday. All those buried there are heroes — ordinary people who did extraordinary things. Americans who fought for a future where liberty prevails.

🇫🇷 "We need to consider the effect climate policies have on the poorest." @gemenne.bsky.social tells #F24Debate designing just and equitable strategies is key to #France's energy transition.

This maybe taboo but it’s okay to exhale and feel relief without shame #MikeyTheDeathDoula #DeathDoula #DeathPositive #onthisday

“I don't like the term guilty pleasure. I don't think any guilt should be associated with pleasure.” I asked @hertzbarry is the Fast and Furious franchise or even his book Welcome To the Family...is it all a referendum on taste? The Lowdown on the Lowbrow: #ThrowbackThursday.

This is sad and unacceptable for people who want to serve on our judiciary OP: @couriernewsroom

We've just handed down the 2026 Federal Budget.  It's a responsible and ambitious budget aimed at building and strengthening our nation.  It's about building a country where hard work pays off and everyone has the opportunity to get ahead.

Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game. Don’t give up, someone loves your game.

10 new public art projects coming to Indianapolis #midwestagendaartnews #indyarts #publicart #creativeeconomy

The feeling was mutual 🥰😍🥰🐶🐾❤️

Happy New Week🤩”Define success on your own terms, achieve it by your own rules, and build a life you’re proud to live”(Anne Sweeney) #GoodMorningXFriends #MondayVibes #AuthorLife #mynameisnanon #BeachVibes #Cancun #LoveIsBlind #buyingcontent #beachlife Author Page: www.amazon.com/author/paul-...

Please help me to wish my brother Jason a Happy Gotcha/Birthday. He just turned 3 today and I'm so proud of him. 🥰 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🐕‍🦺🥰 #happygotchaday #happybirthday #jasonbro2ltpc #makesomeonesmile #luckythepracticecorgi

UK Energy Bills Could Rise Amid Iran Conflict “Drilling more North Sea oil won’t cut UK prices, it’s sold globally. Better to focus on heat pumps, EVs, renewables and efficiency to lower bills and boost security,” says Jan Rosenow, Professor of Energy and Climate Policy, Oxford University, on LBC.

#photojournalism #photographycovrage #streetphotography over #newjersey scenery at #delaneyhall ice center abduction center private citizens protest

Nashville/Hermitage Area- A crash being moved over on I-40 eastbound Stewarts Ferry Pike 4:24pm CT. Get Instant Tennessee Traffic Information Right Now With Commander Chuck's “LIVE” Traffic Video. Saving you Time and Gas Money. commanderchuck.net

Funk is more than sound,it’s a heartbeat that moves through us all. 🎶✨ Inspired by William Lovett’s indie resonant voice, a featured artist weaving the spirit of true groove into every note. Let the rhythm guide our souls. Read here: indieresonantvoice.com/featured-art... #Funk #IndieMusic

While Pennsylvanians struggle to make ends meet, Trump is again spending our tax dollars to fuel illegal wars. Pennsylvanians are facing an affordability crisis; enough is enough! #TaxDayPA

⏳🔥 Uno de los indies españoles más esperados "The Time I Have Left", el RPG de escape donde el tiempo es tu mayor enemigo, en directo con sus desarrolladores 👀 📺 En directo: 👉 twitch.tv/djpanchi 🗓 Jueves 16 de abril 🕡 18:30h (España) #indiegames

May 2026 new book releases are here, and the mystery/thriller side of the list is especially strong. New Release Tuesday is officially dangerous for my TBR. What are you reading first?

Katsuhiro Otomo's cyberpunk classic Akira makes a welcome return to the big screen. A landmark in anime and feature length animation, Akira has lost none of its power and spectacle in the nearly 40 years since its original release. It closes out the @japanesefilmfestie.bsky.social tour for 2026.

❓Drei schnelle Fragen an - heute mit Themen von „Ist ein Richter auf Probe ein richtiger Richter?“ bis hin zu „Was wäre, wenn wir in einer Zeitschleife leben?“ Lasst euch überraschen ☺️ #dreischnelleFragenan #RichteraufProbe #RechtSymBadisch

M.V.P. 🗣️🔉

He came out at one of his rallies, before being elected, and said, “I don’t care about you. I only want your vote.” What part of that didn’t you understand?

Last week parliament voted to cut down our protest rights. Listen to our chief executive Asad Rehman speak about the attack on democracy at the @pscupdates.bsky.social rally. #righttoprotest #protestrightsUK

“They kicked him unconscious on the sand, and as I’m coming up to them, they also had him hog-tied. It was disgusting.” Read more: https://www.khon2.com/hawaii-crime/north-shore-teen-attack/ 

Explained how Quantum computers work

June 3, 1977: Portland's Bill Walton dunks on Julius Erving of Philadelphia during Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Walton finished with 15 PTS/24 REB and Bob Gross scored 25 PTS in a 110-104 win, as the Trail Blazers took a 3-2 series lead. Erving had 37 PTS/9 REB/7 AST for the 76ers.

Fuck the ICEtapo Instagram: 50501movement

Trump still sounds hoarse, tired, and slurry today