De los mismos creadores de Abelardo el Ateo, del Abelardo el Ético, del Abelardo el empático...ahora nos llega el Abelardo el animalista. Próximamente solo en cines.

Los medios tradicionales nos están vendiendo a Germán Vargas Lleras como el ungido, el mártir salvador que Colombia no supo escoger para conducir su destino. Salvo la empatía natural por su penosa enfermedad, Vargas Lleras fue un político más del viejo régimen, más de lo mismo.

Sr. Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella Bogotá, D. C. Querido Abelardo: Lamento profundamente que su estadía en el país haya sido tan corta. Disfruté mucho de su espectáculo cómico-musical, con luces, pirotecnia y una puesta en escena que hizo las delicias de grandes y chicos. ¡Chao, bambino!

Si los uribestias borran un mural...nosotros pegamos mil stikers. ¡Solo Cepeda en esta mondá!

Resultó mejor periodista Westcol que Vicky Dávila.

"Palomazazo" directo al bolsillo de los moteros.

Cuanta razón tenía Jaime Garzón.

Abelardo de la Espriella quiere arrebatarle a Álvaro Uribe el liderato político de su manada. Uribe ya es un tigre viejo, con problemas de próstata y con la justicia. Abelardo, en cambio, se vende como tigre joven: exhibe sus genitales ante las hembras buscando el voto femenino. Que gane el peor.

Muchos de ustedes no me dejarán mentir: los votantes de Paloma y del Tigre comparten un patrón interesante. El votante de derecha suele ser más propenso a evitar pensar, a no leer y, por eso mismo, a no cuestionar. Termina creyendo lo que le digan. Por eso la educación es tan importante.

Todo en Abelardo es postizo. - Su cabello es un injerto. - Sus nalgas son de silicona. - Su discurso es de Uribe. - Se cree Milei. - Posa de italiano, pero come ñame. - Usa ropa fina, pero es un filipichín. - Y aparte de eso se cree tigre y hombre.

This Administration continues to engage in its war with Iran without a clear strategy or definition of victory. That’s why I helped introduce a War Powers Resolution to permanently end this President’s war of choice.

Well guess what, dead bro. This is largely your fault. Barry Goldwater, 1966.

Immer mehr Frauen erleben den Albtraum von Deepfakes & digitaler Gewalt. Wir brauchen einen gesellschaftlichen Wandel und müssen das Unrecht beenden – jetzt! Denn das Recht auf sexuelle Selbstbestimmung endet nicht im Internet. Lena Gumnior zu unserem Plan für echten Schutz im Netz👇

We have to build reasonable alternatives in the Middle East.

AOEuchi-juku, Shimogo, Fukushima, Japan #Japan #Nippon

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was working on the kiln the other day, and thought i would roll camera to show ya how i lay my raw clay bricks.. its slow going, but coming along #clay #brick #kiln #pottery #woodfire

This is how kids go to school in eastern Ukraine: underground. I visited a school in Kharkiv that has turned their basement into classrooms, as missiles & drones hit without warning. All Hands & Hearts will help Kharkiv with supplies & solar so kids can still learn during blackouts.

The green flag isn’t “never fighting.” Healthy couples still have conflict—they just repair quickly. A simple “let’s start over” or even reaching for your partner’s hand can interrupt the stress response and remind both people the relationship is still safe. #relationshipadvice

Mmm. Caramel.

Sign of the Times. #hailmary

The House passed Section 702, allowing warrantless spying on Americans. But its fate remains uncertain as many senators from both sides of the aisle oppose it. Watch FPF’s @trevortimm.bsky.social to see who backed it — and how to pressure the Senate to reject it. freedom.press/fisa

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👉 Happy National Cancer Clinical Nurse Specialist Day! "Let's carry on supporting each other. It's a difficult role, but it's a very, very rewarding role at the same time." Marisa Lima, Advanced Nurse practitioner from Barts Health NHS Trust, has a message for all Cancer Clinical Nurse Specialists.

Taco, his Cult n Shadow Elite must have forgot that Massie read the unredacted Epstein Files. ALL the Files! I doubt Massie stays quiet about what he saw in the files. Massie Revenge Tour happening after the loss? 🤔 #epsteinfiles

Hey Fetterman, no dignity in siding with a corrupt government and the anti democracy regime 🇺🇸 Fetterman warns Democrats on Trump address: ‘No dignity’ in yelling 👀😐 thehill.com/homenews/sen...

The True Story Behind Valentine’s Day (It’s Not What You Think!) Valentine’s Day began with ancient rituals, legends and darker origins than today’s romantic version. The real story is surprising. ❤️

3/31/26 Hegseth believes Trump is a God. #news #politics #currentevents

Warm today & this weekend! A few spotty showers can't be ruled out either. I've got your latest forecast below! #arwx #ARStormTeam

This reminds me of one of you 🙃😆🤣

ICE thug abducts protester and stomp on him. This same ICE thug wearing red goggles has been extremely violent in many different instances.

CIGEO: la mémoire est importante. Comment s’assurer de l’enfouissement de nos déchets nucléaires? #déchet #science #nucleaire #youtube

HER WORK HAS TAKEN HER TO THE DEEPEST PARTS OF THE OCEAN

Remembering Veteran Kenny who left us this week (15hrs after this post) Thank you Kenny for your service and your inspiring words these past few years 🫡💔

#Watch | Bihar Students Attend Open-Air Classes Amid Heatwave Due To Lack Of Classrooms #Bihar

Some awesome stuff happening in ROUTINE

Discord Privacy Revolt Blocks Age Verification Discord paused its global age rollout after intense backlash over forced ID uploads. Users criticized systems that infer age from activity patterns and server behavior. Read the article and see our sources: s.vp.net/gay4D #Discord #Privacy

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#Habs Mike Matheson on fatigue "It's the situation that we created. You can look at the two other series before this: there were opportunities to go up 3-1 twice, and we couldn't do that. So it's the situation that we created, it's not an excuse." #GoHabsGo #NHL #Hockey

Merry Christmas from your favorite unlicensed therapy dog 🥺 #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup #oholynight

Indiana Bigfoot: Native Legends, Settler Tales, and Forest Guardians! #bigfoot #indiana

3 stones is NOT bestie behavior 💀 Catch me live on stream daily - links in bio #pokopia #pokemon #gamingclips #funnymoments #streamclips

Intelligent control, one-touch start and stop. Making complicated paper cups easier than ever.

Getting into the rhythm

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Are you at London MCM Comic Con this weekend? I'm at table B1 in the Artist Alley in the South Hall. Here is how to find me!

#animay #Terracottastore #bluray

y con diferencia #Patozilla Esta escena se tuvo que grabar 2 veces. Porque en la primera toma el castillo de Nagoya se destruyó antes de que llegara Godzilla y tuvieron que rehacer la maqueta. Por eso optaron por una destrucción más "light" para reducir incidentes y tiempos de grabación.

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How do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 celebrate small wins? This #WellnessWednesday, discover new ways to do just that with advice from other DO students. #WeeklyWellnessChallenge #CandidateWellness

Goodnight, Beetle.

Happy Holidays, dear comrades! We are wrapping up 2025 and hoping to see you again next year as we continue to spread the red spirit around the Magic City.

Happy ADA Pride America Wheelchairs, Walkers, Canes and ADA supporters and Allies! Thank you everyone who pushed , walked and Held our Pride flags and Protest signs! We couldn’t have done it without you! Happy Pride! #ADA #PrideMonth #Pride #LAPride #WeHoPride #USDemoocracy #PrideWheelchairs

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Une fillette de 5 ans a été enlevée brièvement, ce lundi 1 er juin, avant que le véhicule du suspect ne soit rapidement retrouvé.

Watching the film Lone Star on a whim (mostly cause I don't watch as many dramas from the 90s as I used to & this film totally escaped me).

Good Morning BlueSky

Was thinking about this this morning. Dougie Hamilton has been such a joy to watch play the last several weeks. From when he was benched on January 11th, these have been his numbers: 6 Goals 17 assists 23 points 52.0 XGF% He's proven how valuable he is to the #NJDevils

At the Congressional Candidates Forum hosted by the Walla Walla County Democrats in Walla Walla, candidate Bajun Mavalwalla answered the question of impeachment in a way that drew gasps from the crowd. Get involved, donate or volunteer: www.votebajun.com #bajun #votebajun #wallawalla #WA05