“Pero oficial, eso es lo que me indicó el semáforo que hiciera.” Masturforo.

Challenge accepted 😎

Ella quiere un hombre, no un enclenque que no sabe cambiar una rueda. Es la radiografía del hombre moderno: es demasiado inútil, emocional, muy similar a una mujer moderna.

Quem estiver precisando é só ir lá e aproveitar. 😂😂😂

Piscina "que se puede instalar incluso en el apartamento" porque es resistente y se monta fácilmente. ¿Si estuviera disponible en tu país, la comprarías? www.temu.com/nl/88-inch-d...

El aclamado pastelero francés Cédric Grolet nos muestra sus característicos postres hiperrealistas con forma de fruta. Grolet es mundialmente conocido por su técnica de trampantojo (ilusión óptica), con la que crea pasteles indistinguibles de la fruta real.

La Maruchan que hemos estado saboreando viene de la India. 🫣🫣🤮🤢🤮🤢

Hay que ir por la vida como esta chica...

No pierdas tu tiempo.

Aprendió la lección. 😂

FIGURE OUT WHY THE COPS GOT KILLED... 53a§181k & 10§888 I RUN KILL ORDERS... I KNOW HOW TO CODE U OUT! Special Agent Director Revelle Rene-Raphael Maine You can't change what year the Database has my name as Federal Agent or What Year I flew with General David L Goldfein

#NEWS: Japan’s MHWL has approved our treatment for #IPF and #PPF. Both conditions cause rapid lung-function loss, with severe quality-of-life impacts and claim many lives within just a few years of diagnosis. 🧪Learn more: go.boehringer.com/xZhV

Government and billionaires when they see nature….

One of the most beautiful tributes I’ve ever heard for Dolores O’Riordan of the Cranberries. 500 voices gathered at the Giant’s Causeway in Northern Ireland Better get the tissues ready 😭 #Pinks #ProudBlue

🌟 Dive into the colorful world of Crayong as we spill the secrets of #Cleaning like pros! 🧽✨ Discover tips & tricks to transform your space from cluttered chaos to sparkling sanctuary. 🏠✨ Ready to revamp your routine & make cleaning fun? 💪 Let's break the mold & create a masterpiece of

We know that many people feel afraid and isolated after a spinal fracture (fractured vertebra). But you are not alone. We are with you every step of the way. Find out more about the information and support available from the ROS: https://theros.org.uk/information-and-support/

Der Bundesrat hat die Notbremse gezogen und die Politik von Merz gestoppt. Für die Regierung ist das ein Fiasko. Und sollte endlich Grund sein, umzudenken. Denn Arbeitnehmer und Beschäftigte brauchen dringend Entlastungen. 1/2

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Learn more about Tim taking over INFOWARS! 🧅 Hear from The Onion CEO Ben Collins on the latest episode of Office Hours Live at youtube.com/officehourslive or enjoy a FREE 7-day trial to patreon.com/officehourslive.

🕯OUT NOW A light like a small lantern🔥 Silently swaying without a sound, illuminating me🕯 The memories of the future you gave me I stand within them now🕯 “Silent Lantern” 2026/3/5 KOHEI YOSHII × Yotsugi(my alias) via. Urban Waves Records A nostalgic beat with my sensei, KOHEI san🥳

Was the punishment for Southampton's spying scandal fair? Or was it too harsh? 🤔 We look at the fallout from the scandal, and how it'll impact the future of #CanMNT striker Cyle Larin, on OneSoccer Direct ▶️ https://youtu.be/oNxi284C5g0

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🎉🥳 The russian propagandist Anna Titiz drowned in a mountain river in Georgia (occupied South Ossetia), where she was presenting her documentary about the heroes of the Second Chechen War 😵 ⚰️ 🍾 ***Dear Karma, thank you! 😍 — Flea 🐶

More tea from the Sumud flotilla crew, this time from Pieter Rambags, a Dutch activist who was detained by Israel. Pieter confirms they sexually abused the activists.

NK-Zellen und Fehlgeburt: wenn das Immunsystem eine Rolle spielen könnte Alle Tests unauffällig. Und trotzdem wieder eine Fehlgeburt. Du bist die Frau die nicht aufhört zu fragen wenn die Standardantwort nicht reicht. Die weiß dass es Ursachen gibt die nicht im Basis-Blutbild auftauchen. Die weiter

It’s feed time for our playful sheep to have ewe nut feed from Caroline. How long will Caroline keep on her feet? @carolineartist.bsky.social

There’s a part of my heart where I’m really happy right now that these pesky delivery robots in the city are treated just as poorly at traffic lights as we pedestrians are. What’s more: they depend on our help—which we’re allowed to withhold :D

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Would you play an indie game inspired by Adventure Time ? #adventuretime #indiegame

Do you love anime thighs? I do, and I wrote a deep dive into the history of sexy thighs in anime. Read it here: jli.st/41lzEhF Sauce is Nana Maru San Batsu.

Высокая температура у младенца может натолкнуть педиатра на множество вариантов диагноза, однако у детей в возрасте от 60 до 90 дней фебрильная температура лишь в 1% случаев свидетельствует о бактериальной инфекции https://nplus1.ru/news/2026/05/26/bacterial-infections-febrile-infants

Trump appears to threaten Oman over Strait of Hormuz #donaldtrump #us #iran #oman #straitof #news #curiosfellow

I don't know why but this schmaltzy goodbye to a disembodied voice made me lol

The Sixers in this series

forgot I have sugar cookies from Potbelly's 🫦

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I’m fascinated by the origins of the hanger gag in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK & why it didn’t work in its original placement within Spielberg’s 1941, which speaks to the importance of context & execution in comedy. Here’s a little video about it…

LIVE🔴 KICKIN THINGS OFF BY PLAYIN IN A CREW BATTLE WITH HOP! TOURNEY RUN LATER! GAMER. Twitch.TV/MccDann

Wylie & Nate📖🩵🔐 I Loved You Bravely by MK Morris is on Amazon and B&N!🩵 #booksky #romancebooks

... just a little kick... @Stephen'HotSauceGuy'Edwards

With over one billion Funko Pops sold, of course those little collectibles might be heading for theaters. At NAB Show in Vegas, Funko CEO Josh Simon told Elaine Low the brand is teaming with some of the minds behind 'The Lego Movie' to make it happen.

Sur RMC BFM, Mac Lesggy affirme que le bio n’a AUCUN bénéfice pour la santé. C’est totalement trompeur. En plateau, pas de remise en contexte.

Brunson on fiya (see what I did there? ya see it)

Last time I checked, war isn’t a terrorist act. Also, pigs can fly!

The motivation to Found the Artificiality Institute PM Cowboy Podcast #51 — Part of the AI Series Topic: Human-Centered AI — Between Hype, Fear, and Responsibility Guest: Helen Edwards

Kansas will spend $3M on drones to help farmers improve yields, cut costs & manage livestock. 🧺 🐮 This is important for the state that, in 2024, was home to 55,500 farm operations, covering 44.8M acres, or roughly 85% of the state’s land area. 👀 📰➡️ statescoop.com/kansas-drone...

You're sharing for you.🔥 Every time you show up and say the true thing, you get a little more comfortable in your own skin. Keep going. Keep posting. Keep showing up as exactly, unapologetically, brilliantly you. Who was the first person that made you feel like your story was worth sharing? 👇🖤

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Time to reveal the reason for this commission! I'm doing a let's play of #DateEverything and commissioned Honey for the thumbnail art! 💖 Hope you're gonna check it out! I'll try to upload the episodes somewhat consistently 😅 ⬇️ link to full video below ⬇️

🗣️ Ayuso acusa al Gobierno de golpear a la Justicia 💢 "Hay que tener un poquito de memoria", subraya @naipinedo.bsky.social en #MalasLenguas

So how does this lower Gas and Food prices?

✏️ San Francisco banned Algebra in 8th grade for a decade. 🤯 Yes, seriously. Parents fought to bring it back. I helped put Prop G on the ballot — and we won with 81%. Now Algebra is back. And we’ll make sure it stays. #SanFrancisco #SFUSD #SFSchools #Algebra

Pete Buttigieg is a member of the LGBTQ community & has advocated for trans people, especially kids, to participate in sports. He did this as a federal official serving in the President’s Cabinet in front of millions on national TV. What gives you that impression He has abandoned them now?

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Lesionado, Neymar não joga amistosos e deve perder estreia na Copa agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/esportes/not... Exames identificaram lesão muscular grau 2 na panturrilha do atacante. 🎥turminhatopp

Russian soldier speaking out about being sent on suicide assaults !! #Ukraine #Russia #Ukrainewar #NAFO

Nos colamos en uno de los ensayos de la Orquesta Filarmónica de Gran Canaria para comprobar cómo están preparando las piezas que interpretarán durante la misa que oficiará León XIV en la isla.

Found this on FB. www.facebook.com/TheMalibuArt... Look at this beautiful creature.

This was Pele's FIRST ever World Cup goal back in 1958. At the time, he was just 17-year-old. He scored a total of six goals at the tournament to lead Brazil to its first-ever World Cup title.