This shape's love for basanova and jazz has me listening to lots of Laufey... Gosh...what must it be like to have a partner? I always get scared when attempting to date...HA it's hard not to feel like I missed some sort of bus on that... Not to say I'm looking, but how do you even start?

Wait... Should I probably have NOT gone to a hospital on christmas eve to be filled with the trauma of a neighbor whose husband burned to death in front of her in a horrible fire in a year where my mom died? JESUS. I have been through...too much in the 2020's, no wonder I was a thin water balloon

God, it might just be because I'm lonelier than ever, and this is like...one of THE horniest forms, but I am a whole ass booty freak lately.... Maybe I just want something big and soft and warm to crush me....

*The clerk appears to be going through more change than usual. They keep looking at themself in mirrors, checking their whiskers, adjusting their hat, noting the odd bare midriff of their outfit. This seems to be a shape for metamorphosis.*

*The clerk is an alien lately, most of the time this is figurative, but currently it is literal. His whiskers are not whiskers, they are more like strange antennae, they glow strange colors that mean things you don't know. He looks up at the sky at night, as though he's from somewhere else.*

I feel so...refreshed... HA I think I needed distance from everything to realize how self imposed a lot of the chains on me were? I built a cage in my own head for no reason. I don't think I've been honest about my mental disorders for the imaginary comfort of others I self-invented.

I'm probably just being greedy because I'm stressed out, but WEH...I feel like loads of people get a bunch of asterix play all day every day, and I feel like I gotta set appointments... Maybe I should talk to more people under 35, everyone's so busy all day. I miss when I was 20 and RP'd all day...

Q: Do you have a crush on Devil Dinosaur? A: LOOK. He is BIG. He is RED. He uses his tail CONSTANTLY. There is an EXTREME PRECIDENT for me falling vaugely for Big Boys of this subtype. I cannot be blamed. Also he's super expressive in every cartoony appearance he's ever made...

Hmmm...as far as 'Brain Age' PB is...not as ancient as Mulligan feels...but I still feel old and professorial...just with...WAAAYYY more self loathing. AHAHA after April there is a LOT to loath. FORTUNATELY, I tend to distract myself with work, so you lot SHOULD get one or two projects soon.

I have gotten *one* really good bit of 'Tail' media from a friend and its unfinished. HA my left foot for consistent indulgence of that interest that doesn't feel like I'm being a bit of a chore... My id is a brat though, so ignore it, but man...someone who just... *has* a tail 24/7 and enjoys it.

Want to take action? We have a protest coming up (see below). #NSWPol #AusPol #AusPol2026 #AusPol26 #Wildlife #Dolphins #Ocean #Animals #AnimalRights #AnimalWelfare #AnimalExploitation #CoffsHarbour #NSW

"If you fly with the crows, you get shot with the crows." argues that Malcolm Offord choosing Reform UK as a route to get into the Scottish Parliament has put him in a "very difficult position." "He has invited this [scrutiny] on himself." |

98% of parents risk their child’s life by moving them to seatbelts too soon! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/car_seat_basics Car safety is part of your amanah. #fyp#viral#foryou#trending#Islam

This will probably be the iconic memory I have from OldestAmazingDaughter™️’s lacrosse career. Incredible team play to beat a ranked opponent and filling the night sky with joy in the midst of a cold downpour.

👽Cute Alien 4👽 #qp #aiart bsky.app/profile/plea...

As Trump and Stephen Miller use domestic surveillance to suppress our constitutional rights, it’s more urgent than ever that we reform FISA and establish warrant requirements. Today’s reauthorization of FISA Section 702 completely fails to protect our privacy. I am a NO.

Would you say this is post-punk or darkwave? Opinions welcome.

Does #anxiety run in families? 🧠🌱 In this #MindtheKids episode, @drjanegilmour.bsky.social & @umartoseeb.bsky.social explore what research really says about anxious parents and children’s anxiety risk. With Dr Sigrid Elfström. 🎧 Listen now: https://bit.ly/4eun9Yr

Do you live in Oregon's 2nd Congressional District? This massive district sprawls from Ontario to La Grande, and form Medford to The Dalles. The Rogue Valley Chapter invited all candidates for this Congressional District to come and speaking during their month meeting, which is today, March 1st.

Miley Cyrus Honors Dad, Zendaya’s Busy Schedule & New Paul McCartney Music #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

Chad Bianco, what mothers need is respect and support, not your advice.

NEWS: The House GOP launches a probe into Kristi Noem continuing her dramatic fall from Trump’s inner circle. For more analysis find me on the @meidastouch.com

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Love when they vibe…

cude4994 antworten #kaiserschnitt #kaiserschnittmama #geburt #drittestrimester #wehen Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

Eid Mubarak , where the heart finds its Beloved ✨ Visit our social media platforms #ALRA TV linktr.ee/alratv #ifollowgoharshahi #IsMehdiHere?#Eid2026 #EidVibes

Women carrying things. . . Or, get out of my way I’m work’in here!

Owen & Teddy got a HEA but more importantly, Lucas & Simone big crumbs cause there is still a lot of deep feelings between them and their recent drunk hook up shook both of them. 💞 I want a #Lumone reunion in S23 cause that would get me back to watching #GreysAnatomy regularly. IJS. #tvsky

Day 478 - Cutting gasoline prices 50% by 19 JAN 2026 ? Just another broken promise. This video shows trump making that promise on 29 September 2024 at a campaign rally in Erie Pennsylvania. He also promised to release the Epstein files, and to lower grocery prices on day 1. No, no... no-no-no

Happy Earth Day to everyone in CA-15! 🌎 Today is the perfect time to get out of the house and appreciate the natural spaces around the Bay Area. It’s a reminder for all of us to do our part in protecting the planet we call home.

#Zleepytrumpf "friend" #putZler signed off on this‼️ 👀👇🤬 #Oreshnik 6x6 warheads striking #Kyiv region..⚠️⏰👈

Homes in Pimichikamak have been severely damaged as a result of pipes freezing and bursting. This includes sewage pipes. Eva Muswaggon shared with me how her house was contaminated with raw sewage after the sewage line froze.

A little Miles Davis on his 100th birthday. That smirk gets me every time lol

Hey everybody here is today’s DISNEY trivia enjoy and have fun. I will see you real soon.

Wreck-it Ralph And Fix-It Felix Jr. The American Civil War Priest of Balance 2026_03 #WreckitRalphAndFixItFelixJr #Artist #Dream #GrokGifAi #AmericanCivilWar

How did this become a cult classic? This is pretty much a life lesson on what not to do 😆 Have you ever read the original Curious George book? Also should I bring back the face paint? #curiousgeorge #explainthiskidsbookbadly #kidsbookshelf

Kids should be playing with their friends, learning at school, and going home to see their families. No child should be ripped away from their family, held in detention. Any country that detains children has lost its moral compass.

Iran is retaliating after they bombed Bandar Abbas. Tnis is one of US missiles that was shutdown by Iran:

Bolivia: Venceremos!

Valentines may be past and gone but your oral care should go on and on. Love your life, love your smile. Clean your teeth in the morning for your friends. Clean at night for your oral health, overall health and wellbeing. Tips and tools at growingsmiles.co.uk

How Did We Get Here? Denver Riggleman joined today's episode of the #HotDishPod to debrief current events, including the bizarre conspiracy surrounding "47" and Iran. Listen here for more: onecountryproject.substack.com/p/the-madnes...

I really look forward to watching #RachelMaddow on Mondays for her stories & videos of protests, PLUS examples of people who have ACTUALLY STOPPED Trump's horrible programs. So often it feels like we only hear about Trump's attacks & not when the pushback […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

To be fair, this is pretty much what you should expect when he’s on the panel.

guys i think this is abt me

Just show your face ngga

When rhetoric escalates, so do the responses. Even those are the far right are now calling for consideration of the 25th Amendment. @sonyasloanmd.bsky.social @drhaydeebrown.bsky.social @meidastouch.com #25thAmendment #Trump #Iran #WarinIran

Daiichi "Charles" Takeoka #aapihistory #aapihertiagemonth

The eyebrow thing in spicy romance books gets me every single time. One tiny look and the whole scene turns into emotional damage. #BookTok #SpicyRomance #Romantasy

Not me waiting for the eggs 😭😭

The world's most resilient McDonald's is in Kyiv, Ukraine. This is the first McDonald's in Ukraine. It opened on May 24, 1997. It has been damaged by Russian attacks many times. On May 24, 2026, it was hit very hard. But it was back in business in four days […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

What a man. #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼

NOOOOOOOOO I WAS ON THE WRONG LAYER😭😭😭😭😭😭 Its easier for me to notice blank spaces by using a separate layer, and idk how to fix it without coloring EVERYTHING AGAIN😭😭😭😭

new performer making her first DIY burlesque costume was it perfect? no did it need to be? also NO don’t let perfectionism keep you from starting that project. start, learn, and start again. that’s how you gain the experience you’re bullying yourself for not having already. just sayin. with love

Slay The Princess by @blacktabbygames.com somehow lives up to the huge hype. Excellent writing, choice making, branching paths and longevity. @serenityforge.com #SlayThePrincess #SlayThePrincessEdit #scarlethollowgame #visualnovel #visualnoveledit

Bake flaky, cheesy sourdough cheese scones with our premium starter. Perfect for breakfast or tea time. Get your naturally-fermented starter on Etsy now and enjoy fresh scones today! #baking #sourdough #easyrecipe #authentic #foodie #organic #slowfood #craftbread #homemade #glutenfree #sourdoughbre

El Cabildo de Tenerife ha hecho entrega hoy de los premios del Concurso Insular de Quesos Pinolere 2026

We went to Emo Nite at #Stagecoach and saw Ashlee Simpson and 3OH!3. Follow our adventures at the festival all weekend long. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Trump is taking a major gamble on his "casino vision" for America's 250th birthday.

📍 Ronda, Spanien 🇪🇸 Eine Stadt, die direkt über einer gewaltigen Schlucht erbaut wurde 😮 Ronda liegt etwa 700 Meter über dem Meeresspiegel; seine beiden Stadthälften werden durch die berühmte Brücke Puente Nuevo miteinander verbunden.

My reaction to Liverpool 4 Galatasaray 0 for @bbc5live.bsky.social 📻