Maybe my phone knows something I don't 😆💀 #standup #comedy #autosuggestion #textingstories #phone

Listen how happy this kid is. Hire me for parties... #standup #comedy #laughter

Who wants a soap dispenser? Anyone? #Brighton #Staples #soap #soapdispenser #products

Well, maybe I'm that guy a LITTLE #soberjourney #standup #comedy #drunkstory

Never have I ever done this 👀 #standup #comedy #bathroomtimebelike #backadjustment

I feel like this show set me up for failure 😆 #standup #comedy #fail

This week we decided to try using #chatgpt for some slogans 😆 #3dwhitestrips #productreviews

Just learning & letting it out. Who's really been in charge? #musicproduction #flstudio #emotionalrelease

Of all the appointments I have to make, this one is by FAR thee worst #Dentist #DentalCare

My mom has quite the unit of measurement she likes to use #comedy #standup #measurement #snow

Home Sweet Home 🐷🥰🐾❤️

Trump is “increasingly desperate” because he is not in a “dominant position” and “cannot dictate terms,” while “the Iranians are not going to accept a ceasefire that puts them in the same position as Lebanon and Gaza,” says @tparsi.bsky.social of the Quincy Institute.

Oil prices are rising on global markets at the start of the week as the U.S. and Iran remain unable to reach an agreement to end the war in the Middle East war and reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

When hope comes within reach, anxiety rises to its highest point. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Fragments collide and reconstruct new fictional worlds. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

Yessssssssssssss!!!!Fkin getinnn!! Deserved that. Sets us up lovely for Sunday💙💛💙💛💙💛 34 games played. 40 points!! Away the lad!! 😀 Right result that. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽. #LUFC

That's an odd way of admitting that you were wrong about the firearm crossing state lines. Also, you failed to prove your "provoking" claim. When Rosenbaum suddenly attacked & chased Kyle he was en route to extinguish a car fire. How are you justifying the unprovoked attack by Rosenbaum? ⬇️

We collaborated with Healthcare Triage on a series about the biggest pain points in health care hosted by @aaronecarroll.bsky.social. The first episode is up now: buff.ly/cBjqqA1

Sometimes, I think I should be charging for this lol

Five Flashpoints ➜ A U.S. naval blockade of Iranian ports and repeated seizures by Iran have sharply reduced traffic through the Strait of Hormuz and redirected dozens of tankers.

The perfect slower yorker from Mr Reliable 📉 Jordan Clark was brilliant with the new ball at Lord's yesterday, finishing with figures of 1/16 from his 3 overs 👊 🩵 | #VitalityBlast

Abandoned Shack I spent so much time painting individual blades of grass and leaves. I normally don't do that, I try to fake it. But the reference image was very much about all the foliage and the shack was just the anchor. Thoughts? #art #digitalart […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Today is Kim Gordon’s birthday! Let’s Talk About Kim Gordon! #happybirthday #kimgordon #sonicyouth #alternative #icon

வறுமையை விரட்டி கோடீஸ்வரர் ஆவது எப்படி? பகவான் நித்யானந்தர் விளக்கம் கடின உழைப்பை விட, உங்கள் உள் உணர்வில் நீங்கள் செய்யும் மாற்றமே உங்களை ஒரு வெற்றியாளராக மாற்றும்.

@dedrian91.bsky.social Review & Results for #aewdynamite ‼️WATCH‼️City of Rasslin: youtube.com/@cityofrassl... #mjf #swervestrickland #wardogs #thekla #krisstatlander #FTR #tommasociampa #brodyking #andrade #bandido #tonistorm

Jaden Collura's RBI double gives the Ballers a 12-11 lead over Long Beach in the bottom of the 7th! #oaklandballers #letsgooakland

Vape shops need to be licensed and better controlled. This #NoSmokingDay I’m calling for more action to tackle vaping. @scottishgreens.org have been clear when it comes to vapes. The Scottish Government must introduce a robust licensing scheme!

Woe, flashbang upon ye • Luna Abyss #VTuber #ENVTuber #VSky

4/6/26 Trump Abandons America First. #news #politics #currentevents

#cf97 goal of the day for February 22, 2026: June 22, 2024 - MLS Orlando City SC 4-2 Chicago Fire - Hugo Cuypers 69'

SAMSUNG 24-Inch S43GC Series Business Essential Computer Monitor, IPS Panel, Height Adjustable Stand, Triple Input, New DisplayPort (Renewed) 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3WH5XLR/?tag=sersart2024-20

#hawaiinews #🌺news #hawaii 🤙 #kanakasky Flooding that impacted Oʻahu communities, including Waialua & Haleʻiewa, has left families facing devastating life-changing losses. Hawaiian Humane Society is committed to supporting the pets & people of these commun. hawaiianhumane.org/recovery #HawaiiStrong

Melania Trump Fighting for Women’s Rights Yesterday, Melania Trump stepped up to protect women and said they should have their day in front of Congress to talk about the Epstein files. It would be great if she would also testify about her relationship with Epstein. Thank you, Melania.

TREINEN ALERT

The Tesla Cybercab consumes so little energy that conventional EVs are made to look overweight by comparison. A rating of 165 Wh/mi has been achieved — making it the most efficient EV ever certified.

When roads were nearly impassable, our team refused to let snow stand in the way. Thanks to support from snow plow driver Joe Estes, baby Bryson made it to us for the critical care he needed. Hear how it all came together from respiratory therapist, and transport team member, Heather Lipps.

We're not afraid! #svengoolie

Kalea Moore starts with the ball 🎯 🩵| #VitalityBlast

TikTok is losing users. They censored the F out of my account… and I’m a nobody. Big influencers who make money on TikTok are getting crushed!

#ai #jobs #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-11/us/Business/fr/bs/L'IA-supprime-des-milliers-d'emplois-;-le-vôtre-est-il-menacé/1272580

10 October is #WorldMentalHealthDay putting a much needed spotlight on the importance of protecting our #mentalhealth. See our "boosting" factsheet for tips. bit.ly/2tiBs9K @rethinkcharity.bsky.social @copescotland.bsky.social @thementalelf.bsky.social @namihowardcounty.bsky.social

This is what I heard. #military #departmentofwar

Our film review of The Forbidden City, starring Yaxi Liu: catwithmonocle.com/news/2026/03...

Iron in Pokopia...

First Day of Spring Brings Sunshine & Warm Temps to Southeast Texas High pressure will keep conditions warm, dry, and perfect for outdoor activities, making it a great weekend for family fun across Southeast Texas.

An incredible finish line moment of respect and unity between Olympians at #Paris2024. 🤝😍 Alex Yee returns at #WTCSYokohama this weekend! #Olympics | @worldtriathlon

💙 La pub rétro du lundi (Edition linguale) 🧡 “Pas mal… Mais va falloir que tu bosses encore un peu” #retrogaming

Can words change the world? For more than 150 years, Henry David Thoreau’s writing has inspired revolutions, social movements, and environmental action. Explore the relentless search for truth behind the words in Henry David Thoreau. Premieres March 30 and 31 on SOPBS. #ThoreauPBS

Unless you have fun facts like this, I don't want it! #ESO #VTuber

Right now, the conversation isn’t about nuclear programs, or free and fair elections in Iran. It's about reopening a body of water that was open before this war started. Chalk that up as a win for Tehran.

#YUM it up at Shang Hai Yan yesterday 🥢🥢♥️♥️ #GoodEats #MeLike #Shanghai #ChinaTrip

Professional wrestler Chick Donovan on working with Jerry Lawler in Memphis! Wanna watch the full interview? Click on the link here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bpx...

Becuase no one should have to compromise values for a good chuckle.

Happy pride month

My birthday is two days away, and I am so excited😁🤞

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June is National Indigenous History Month. Follow along with us throughout June as we celebrate the strength, resilience, and leadership of First Nations communities.

Kim Seon Ho is being his playful self during the "What's in the Box" challenge during the Love Factory fan meet in Manila! His adorable "gulat" reaction had everyone laughing! 🩵 @ovationprod #김선호 #KIMSEONHO #LOVE_FACTORY #LOVE_FACTORY_ASIATOUR #KimSeonHoInManila2026

[SDDM] Some more pixelated lockscreen themes for quickshell & sddm Link: https://redd.it/1tvnln5 #unixporn #linux #screenshot

LEGO Kids TV United States (US) #LEGOKidsTV #UnitedStates

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