That great america state fair is just going to be the goon president yelling at his supporters for 4 hours under the intensity of the July sun. That heat will be stroking like Clarence Carter.

Google, watching people look for a new popular search engine, so Alphabet can buy it too:

I respect people who can do hunger strikes because you getting maybe five hours from me before I start hangry hallucinating and cave in.

John F Kennedy's name to the extra shit:

SINK THAT SHIP!!

Me, without hesitation

Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:

A random small town highway diner once they've emailed you your receipt & have your contact info now so they can email you about their cheesey omelette specials for the next six months:

Having to talk a parent down from the anxiety they gave you

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#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

The truth is, hypertrophy isn’t built on paper. It’s forged under the bar, through intent, execution, and the relentless pursuit of relative intensity. 🎧 TUNE IN to Power Athlete Radio Ep 858: From Effort to Size - The Hypertrophy Standard Explained 🔗 bit.ly/PARep858

The Nigerian men are always after me. I don't want you or your D-list jollof.

Trump to Justices Thomas and Kavanaugh: "That's a really easy job"

🔴ÚLTIMA HORA | Temblor al norte de Gran Canaria Sentido por la población en toda la isla, se ha registrado en el mar. Aún no se ha confirmado la magnitud (Seguirá actualización) RTVC.es

Fun #Caturday Fact: We no longer have carpet at home due to an event we call... Fleapocalypse. Here is a very disgruntled Bobbie after her first flea bath. There were more...

Few left their mark on baseball like Bobby Cox, longtime manager of the Atlanta Braves, who recently passed away at age 84. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2014.

Relatable af dating horror story #dating #horrorstory #livestream #tinder #datenight

Do you sing when you're walking around with headphones in? I don't drive so I walk a lot and I sing while I walk. Is this common or am I in the minority?

A deleted scene from ‘The Boys’ featuring ‘Terror The Dog’. #theboys #terror #seasonfinale #butcher #fyp

Haley, thank you for asking this. This campaign is about alignment. The people who support it believe in the direction we’re taking, and we stay in active communication with them. If you want a deeper breakdown, I’m happy to share more. Keep the questions coming.

TWEET CRIME People in Britain are being arrested for retweeting If your house gets burgled or you car stolen or your child assaulted you can't get a police officer to come round, but retweet something and there will be multiple officers on your doorstep or in your hall Follow #MOATS 552

For more information on how to advocate for pro-health policies that protect your family and community, check out our Advocacy Starter Kit: hoosiersvaccinate.org/vaccine-advo... #VaccinateIndiana

Shirley MacLaine in Two For the Seesaw, Robert Wise (1962)

Okay, to finish this series, Hope will show you how to cross poisonou−um…well, nevermind 😵‍💫 #indiegames #wolf #zeldalike

“In terms of Hegseth and Trump declaring victory, this is putting lipstick on a pig. Come on, it’s clear we’ve lost. We went into this war with four demands: 1. Regime change 2. Iran would get rid of its nuclear enrichment capability 3. Iran would eliminate all its long-range ballistic

A game where a puck glides frictionlessly on a thin cushion of air pumped from tiny holes 🏑 #AirHockey

The BBC told journalists not to go to verify the damage done, where Ukraine murdered 21 students by using Musk’s Skylink-guided drones, to protect the BBC’s biased reporting in support of Ukraine. 😡

"If a #russian is talking, then a #russian is lying!" 🤔 From t.me/pravdaGerash... #Nebenzya: "So, this is the difference between - I mean, I'm not saying that the war is a good thing, I'm not enjoying it - but I mean, in this kind of hostilities, yes, there are civilian victims, but the difference

As the New Year begins, everyone at Michigan Slip and Fall Lawyers wishes you a happy, healthy, and successful year ahead. May the coming year bring fresh starts, new opportunities, and safe steps wherever life takes you.

Unexpected Champion Takes the Belt #wwe #wrestling #viral ⚡️ Witness an intense "wrestling" match where a skilled "wrestler" battles for the "wwe world heavyweight championship" title. This video captures thrilling "wwe highlights" from the world of "professional wrestling"

Today’s line-up… · More than 100,000 women sign an open letter opposing transgender exclusion. · Same-sex couples in Croatia get the right to adopt. · A Russian news agency’s fined over its Heated Rivalry review. Pod app · smart speaker · YouTube · pod.link/1712324163

#Trump #Mueller 🚨🗽

🍁 GOAL (1/2) | Janine Sonis Houston Dash vs. Denver Summit FC, NWSL May 9th, 2026 #CanWNT/#CanXNT 🎥NWSL/OneSoccer

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

Jesús Sánchez hits a grand slam to give the Blue Jays a 8-1 lead

In 2 weeks, CSAS Find integrates with SOLV. Using cell-site location, police will be able to send targeted appeals for missing persons and wanted fugitives. This integration will strengthen investigations. #LawEnforcement #MissingPersons #PoliceTechnology

The #factalforecast is next week's news today. US braces for hurricane season as questions linger over disaster response - interview w/ Joe Veyera June 1: Mexican federal judicial elections June 1: Poland election runoff June 3: South Korea presidential election blog.factal.com/2025/05/fore...

Looks like they’re all jumping ship. This group has just been added though.

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Vanilla Ice cream darts around the soccer field through whipped cream with chocolate candy soccer balls to the net and scores!

The Future Games Show Summer Showcase will feature a new gameplay trailer for psychological horror RPG - The Pines.  Tune in on June 6 to see more. Set a reminder to watch here: www.youtube.com/live/hM2Ofso...

Created his own Waterloo. Now it's a 'B' trying to get out of it. 😁🤣😭!!!!!!

I wish more potential women founders knew that they have time & they can do better than they’ve ever imagined possible.💐 #StartUp #ScaleUo #Entrepreneur #Founder #SauderStrategy🗺️

A robot named Melvin #pixelart

Could routine urine monitoring help identify infections earlier in dementia care? Researchers at the @ukdri.ac.uk are exploring new technology designed to detect bacteria quickly and support better clinical decisions. Watch or Listen to our latest podcast - youtu.be/7tkgusUhnFE

We chase rainbows of satisfaction — Elisa Insua on the illusion of happiness, why we keep reaching, and what her barcode art says about the wanting. Full interview @aaronjackarts #ElisaInsua #ConceptualArt #Shorts

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Processing delays for Canadian citizenship-by-descent applications are impacting many Americans exploring eligibility through Canadian ancestry pathways. zurl.co/jCdbk #immigcanada #canadiancitizenship #pr #citizenshipbydescent

What is Hokum? Let's find out together! #AdamScott #Hokum #Horror #GhostStory

🐑 Ovejas bomberas 🌿 El pastoreo tradicional ayuda a prevenir incendios de forma sostenible y ecológica #MalasLenguas

Watch Morning Minute feat. WPR's @anyavw.bsky.social & WisPolitics.com's @jrrosswrites.bsky.social discuss SCOWIS ruling on WI Leg v. DPI. -Full program: wiseye.org/2025/06/27/r... -Subscribe: wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #Wisconsin #wipolitics

ICE calls it family detention. But children are living in confinement that functions like jail. 🚨 Some children have been held for more than 100 days. Fear, medical neglect, and state control get folded into daily life — and softer language does not change what is happening.

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"Journaliste, c'est toujours un argument qu'on m'a amené pour délégitimer mon travail." Grande Bavardeuse explique à @lorisguemart.bsky.social pourquoi ce mot est devenu un anathème politique contre les créateurs, comme contre la profession. La suite : www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/pr...

One judge scored the fight a 95-95 draw, while the other two judges scored it 96-94 in favor of Han, allowing the El Paso native to successfully defend her title. More: https://www.ktsm.com/sports/local-sports/stephanie-han-beats-holly-holm-in-rematch-to-retain-wba-world-lightweight-title/ 

Continued corruption from the Supreme Court. 🔊🔊🔊

The painting "Pure Imagination 16" was born from the idea of capturing the moment when night gives way to light and the horizon fills with the first breath of a new day. Acrylic on canvas, 95h x 75w Painting by @kolodiy.art #art #acrylic #painting #contemporaryart #abstract

On this day in 1997, Susan & Kristen fight about secret room. (Part 2) #DAYS #DOOL #Kristen #Susan

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Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social