Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

Watch out! Born swinger coming through. (And back. And then through again. It’s honestly kinda hard to make a dramatic entrance when you’re a born swinger.)

My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with my him instead of playing video games, and as a man, I believe that entitles me to some form of medal or parade, yes?

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

This Week's NERD NEWS | 4/6-4/12. Pop culture, comics, TV, movies.... we got you covered! What's got you hyped? #NerdNews #GeekNews #PopCulture #Comics #Movies

The finish at the 2026 Cheaha Challenge. #alabama #cycling #bicycle #event

Peaceful protest at Uptown station. Protect the Voting Rights Act!! Black votes Matter. #fwb #fl

When the president turns our military against us, this will end badly…😞 #oath #constitution #military

The #IRGC belongs on the #EU terrorist list. And I hope the EU Member States will finally recognise this at the Foreign Affairs Council today. My comment at BBC News:

Me at today’s show 👇 – Serbian gas prices from Russia & Azerbaijan: opaque – Kremlin, White House & Israel, via their GONGO networks in Serbia see the EU as a core ideological opponent – Attack on Iran? Biggest winner was known in advance: Russia Link: youtu.be/W24gVLZCKrI Insert 👇

Fly true and straight, you magnificent lil’ birds! #Antifa #HereWeGo #StandWithUkraine

Official AEW hype package for DoN 🔥 #AEW #AEWDON

Happy Memorial Day, everyone!

Pete Hegseth: "Diversity cannot be tolerated in our formations."

Please come out this Saturday!!!***Don't Own Music Rights***

In Indonesia, International Jazz Day (celebrated annually on April 30) has evolved into a nationwide movement. Since its UNESCO designation in 2011, Indonesia has become one of the most active participants in the world, with celebrations spanning from Sumatra to Papua.

نظرة على المواجهات المباشرة في 007 First Light المقطع يوضح مستوى التفاعل والتفاصيل في المواجهات القريبة حركات واقعية وضربات محسوبة تعطي إحساس أقوى بالاشتباك كيف شايفين النظام؟ هل فعلاً يعطي إحساس لعبة تجسس حقيقية؟

franceinfo (x.com/franceinfo) Europe : "Là où les Chinois mettent un mois à prendre des décisions, nous mettons deux ans", regrette Bruno Le Maire, ancien ministre de l’Économie et des Finances, qui défend une "préférence européenne" sur les semi-conducteurs. #ToutEstPolitique

We're not. False alarm. Check in next Summer. (There's nothing out there besides germs and disappointment) 🤣

In 1996, shareware developer ChamProgramming released Champ Pac-Em and Champ Ms. Pac-Em. These were unofficial, but faithful recreations of Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man for DOS computers at the time; they also boasted a "Champ" mode that adds new features to the experience.

OpenAI's GPT-5.5, Anthropic's $900B Valuation, and IBM's New AI Platform #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

Dress vs Skirt Showdown 👗🧦 https://fansly.com/lemoline/t5 #fashion #OOTD #blackdress #miniskirt #socks #style #video #fansly

Who else? I can't be the only one? Crystal necklace: @bcpjewelryofficial #politics #comedy #gothstyle

🔴ENTREVISTA | Ester Muñoz, portavoz del @partido-popular.bsky.social en el Congreso 🗣️"Pedro Sánchez ya no tiene futuro político. Si él creyera que lo tuviera, ya habría convocado elecciones. Lo único que va a conseguir es que desaparezca su partido." ▶️ rtve.es/rneaudio

Def Dem Podcast Series Across the Global South, new health agreements raise urgent questions. We unpack: 🔍 Data & digital health ⚖️ Oversight & accountability 📢 Public participation 💊 Global health policy 🌍 Gender & geopolitics 🎧 New episodes every Monday, 12PM CAT

Taking a caller question on C-SPAN, Scott MacFarlane said Democrats are preparing investigations into Trump family business dealings if they retake the House, including scrutiny involving Jared Kushner and Middle East ties.

I love eagles… 🦅🇺🇸 They are thrilling !!

Today I’m taking over the Take BAC Congress socials!!! Let’s talk about the importance of a Supreme Court Code of Ethics. #SCOTUSEthics @takebaccongress.bsky.social

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Ice cream chocolate is dribbling through chopped nuts, but caramel is all over him - TWEET , FOUL, FREE THROW! Candy basketballs aim for the hoop.

THE SAFE ZONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE! 🌸MEDIA🌸 • beacons.ai/pixelvixx   🌸JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER🌸   🌸TAGS🌸 #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilRequiem #JumpScare #HorrorGames #PixelVixx

But I had my chance to call him on his bullshit ✊🏾

These are the people that Trump wants to give nearly $1.8B in taxpayer money to….

Keep your pants on! 😁

Baaj 🦅Singh

🥵 WMO has confirmed 2025 as the second or third hottest year on record, and 2015-2025 as the hottest 11 years @unimelb.edu.au @csu.edu.au @ccrc.bsky.social @griffith.edu.au @jcuofficial.bsky.social experts respond www.scimex.org/newsfeed/wev... #science #climatechange #climate #sealevelrise

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Ready for more Rudolph Behind the scenes? #gamedev #indiedev #costarica #madewithunity #indiegame

🏀Joker fouled but no call in Portland Trailblazers game - ref explains why. Let’s see who snuggles who tonight in nuggets vs. Warriors #nikolajokic #denvernuggets #nba #toumanicamara

#JoeRogan #AlexJones #fyp #trump #joeroganexperience #fyp

💥 "Me parece que el modelo económico llamado capitalismo es corrupto en sí", declara Alberto San Juan en #MalasLenguasN.

5/7 💡Missed opportunities for gender-informed policy: When studies ignore how gender affects tobacco use, they risk reinforcing harmful stereotypes and fail to reach vulnerable populations. This compromises the effectiveness and fairness of tobacco control efforts.

📢 Primeras palabras del director deportivo del C.D. Coria, Alfonso Gutiérrez, tras el ascenso del club. #cdcoria #ascenso #primerafederación

The consequences of the conflict in the Middle East are falling on people who do not have the margins to cope. WFP's Carl Skau explains how the price of fuel, fertilizers and supply chain disruptions could lead to a spike in global hunger. ⤵️

On the other side of the Berlin Wall @03690jul · 3h Concentración en la puerta de mi centro contra las agresiones policiales contra docentes. Es el día de toda la huelga que más docentes la han secundado, con porcentaje superior al 70%

It’s Birthday Celebration Time! 💜 www.twitch.tv/pmsjordan

"The genie is out of the bottle, it's not going back in." Mitch Sylvestre asked on Global News if he'd accept the results of a no vote and stop the separation fight if so He says he might- that it depends on a lot of things- but adds but that the movement won't stop globalnews.ca/video/118869...

❗️In the temporarily occupied Crimea, due to a gasoline shortage, locals are switching to horses.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Bout to go to my first Rave in 3 years 🤟🤟 #ProjectGlow

One year since Catching Up dropped. What lyric stayed with you? 🌍 #SéaByrne #CatchingUp #ClimateMusic 📺 youtu.be/rRb1CJfy-_I 🎸 seabyrne.bandcamp.com/track/catching-up

Tonight, strike UAVs dealt a massive blow to the location of Russian occupiers. We see that for such operations, they use a powerful combat part. The damaged object looks as if it had been hit by a missile strike