Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

That bunny’s tripping balls.

And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers.

Happy Sky Fairy day. This is almost awesome enough to make me find God.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

My Italian is a little rusty… but I think I’ve got the gist of this: “go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.” This is the Italian opposition leader voicing solidarity with PM Georgia Meloni and Pope Leo after the fermenting sack of lard attacked them both.

Oh, yes. I remember the Glamorous Triangle Period in Ancient Greek architecture. “These are great Classical buildings they’re taken from very glamorous times… This is Rome… they like the flat roof… Greece likes the… they call it the triangles.”

Yep. There we go. First coffee spit of the day. If you were around in the ‘80s, you’ll feel this. “Blockade, blockade… I thought this was easy peasy.”

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

Sniper! Great job by the defenseman to get up in the play and create a two-on-one.

#EnzoFernandez, #MarcCucurella and #JoaoPedro were clearly in #Spain for a reason. All are looking for moves to #RealMadrid, #Atletico and #Barcelona, they want to leave. You can't blame them, #Chelsea aren't acting like a big club #cfc #chelseafc #football #footballnews #fyp #bluesky #sports #sport

The Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode "Family Business" aired May 15, 1995. Full Post www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=... . #TodayInNerdHistory #May15 #StarTrek #FamilyBusiness #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Episode #TV #History #Aired #AirDate #News #OTD #FYP #Nerd .

Fairfax County is ranked 3rd nationally for releasing deportable individuals despite ICE detainers. Over 1,000 released between 2022-2025. Is this public safety? #FairfaxCounty #SanctuaryCity #PublicSafety #ICE

Calling all Scrubs fans! Judy Reyes breaks down exactly why Carla + Turk worked: real chemistry, real friendship, and one extremely chaotic first on-screen kiss. Full episode of B*tch, Listen is live now. ✨

Ч4/4 Ч.10 Колишній співробітник ЦРУ Гленн Корн: Правда про російську дезінформацію | АЛЛАТРА ТБ Львів #аллатра #україна #росія #сша "Як Ви вважаєте, у чому полягає головна вразливість Заходу перед цими методами та операціями?" youtu.be/j055JfIMu9k?...

Near as I can tell, American press are still claiming that it’s unclear what’s causing these explosions. Meanwhile BBC is calling it out. You have to know by now, our press is shit. I put stock in the BBC before CNN or WA PO or <insert major US news outlet here> www.bbc.com/news/article...

Volunteers plant thousands of American flags on the Boston Common to honor fallen service members. https://www.wcvb.com/article/boston-common-memorial-day-flag-garden/71365373 

My dog is going to get me evicted lol

[ 🇺🇸 ÉTATS-UNIS ] 🔸 Autre vidéo d’une journaliste qui se trouvait sur place lorsque des coups de feu ont été tirés à proximité de la Maison Blanche.

On this Memorial Day, we honor the brave men and women of the United States military who made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of freedom and democracy.

🗓️ On May 28, we release our Financial Stability Report. We take a closer look at key financial vulnerabilities in Canada and how they’ve changed over the past year. Learn more: https://bit.ly/49Trnpb #cdnecon #economy 

BAFTA TV Records Set, Cardi B Event Updates, and Britney Spears Details Her Journey #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

The much-anticipated meeting between Donald Tusk and Péter Magyar in Warsaw today. There are few friendships in Europe as genuine, enduring, and deeply rooted in history as the one between Hungary and Poland — dating back nearly 1,000 years. Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki! 🇵🇱 🇭🇺

#340.1 - A New Soap Opera? - JACK&JOZEF - Do you watch soap operas on TV? #ad #fy #fyp #LifeHack #podcast #talkshow #PodcastGemist #SoapOpera #Schiedam #afvalbak#wastebin #stage #news #new #media #ironie #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #talpanetwork #tv

Should Canada Join the EU? Could Canada actually join the European Union? While some find the idea intriguing, the real conversation centers on why Canada’s current resource management falls so short. Watch the full interview here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgiO...

GREAT 📕BOOKS 📔FOR EVERYONE. Search Marlow Stevens Books📚 📚 On Ebay, Amazon and All Bookstores www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/a... #Booktok, #Books, #books, #booktok, #BookReview, #marlowstevensbooks,

On this day in 2011 All My Children started to air their Finale week on ABC by saying goodbye to the Kane family #AMC

Today is Mark Mothersbaugh’s birthday! Let’s Talk About Mark Mothersbaugh! #happybirthday #markmothersbaugh #devo #newwave #poprock #icon #legend

Torture. Starvation. Deaths in detention. A Ukrainian serviceman released on May 15, 2026 described the conditions inside Russia’s Kamyshin detention center Ukrainian POWs and civilians are being held without proper medical care or international access The world cannot stay silent. #HumanRights

One deep breath can change your next decision. Slow breathing helps calm your nervous system during stress and anxiety. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PJsldf2GwQ

Deux choses sont sûres dans la vie : une sieste féline et la perplexité face à l'art moderne.

#TuesdayMotivation ~ Learn to appreciate where you are in your journey even if it's not where you want to be. Every lesson serves a purpose! #YOLOHW #THRIVE #selfcarethread #manifestyourdreams

Wab Kinew on fact-checking Danielle Smith: "Somebody's got to stick up for Canada. And I love this country so much ... if there is going to be a referendum, I don't want fake news to be framing it up."

IRGC targets US airbase in Kuwait over Bandar For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

The Postal Service says postmark dates are no longer reliable.That creates real risk for mail-in ballots in the 2026 elections, where timing is critical. zurl.co/2CQId #Elections #PublicPolicy #GoodRevenue

Please come watch the WNBA with us, it's fun

We help manage our libraries interlibrary loan requests, receiving them at Parkland and making sure they get on the vans to our libraries! Looking forward to your next request! #InterLIbraryLoanLove #InterlibraryLoans #Requests

Entracte! 🍿🍻🏒🫰🏻 Intermission! 🍿🍻🏒🫰🏻 #GoHabsGo 🔵⚪️🔴

Moroccan climber Nawal Sfendla has become the first Moroccan to summit both Everest and Lhotse back to back, the world's first and fourth highest mountain peaks. She has now summited six of the world's seven highest peaks.

"We're bringing Russia's war back to Russia. Everyone sees our justified responses to Russian terror and we're scaling up. There was time when dozens Ukrainian drones striking Russia was big deal. Now hundreds of our long-range strikes every day no longer sensation" -Zelensky🇺🇦

Chaney Crabb shows you around the best sleeping spot in the Entheos tour van! #entheos #tourvan #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourlife

Air show practice is taking place in downtown Louisville this afternoon. ⁠

Gotta get dem zoomies out before bedtime 😹 #Hedgewatch

Após campanha militar de 470 dias e 72 mil mortos, Israel planeja a 'migração voluntária' da população da Faixa de Gaza. O plano, confirmado pelo ministro da Defesa, Israel Katz, é rejeitado por moradores locais ouvidos pelo Correio. 📽️ Rodrigo Craveiro/CB/DA Press #CBReels #CBShorts

Before winning first place in two events at the California Interscholastic League's Track & Field Championships, AB Hernandez read social media posts from adults protesting her participation. @cerisecastle.bsky.social caught up with one outside the stadium.

Take a not-so-leisurely and explosive stroll across dimensions. #RatchetPS5 Digital Deluxe Edition is 50% off on the PlayStation Store until 1/21! insom.games/RatchetPS5-DDE

i actually came on here to talk about the phillies releasing casty but that news got me sidetracked lol anyway, RIP to his time here. we’ll always have this.

🥒 A chilled cucumber slice can briefly reduce puffiness, calm inflammation, and hydrate skin—a quick, soothing start to your day. Not magic, but a refreshing self-care moment. ✨ #Skincare #Beauty #HealthySkin #SelfCare #HealCity

A protagonista e família afetados por mais uma enchente em São Paulo #QuemAmaCuida

ḥabībī was shocked! 🤗 #Re5 #residentevil5 #gaming #residentevil #funnyvideo

🤣 #lgbtqia #mtf #foryoupage #transgender #ftm Happy Easter Everyone 🫂

Choose DadaCare... choose freedom and comfort.

Ecuador

In my element with and for the people of #virginia #campaignspeech #grassrootspolitics #forthepeople

🚨 UK riots. Iran & Israel. Turkey warnings. Global institutions under pressure. What's really happening? Watch today's FULL Charlie Ward Daily News. 🌐 www.charlieward.com #CharlieWard #BreakingNews #UKNews #Iran #Israel #Turkey #WorldNews #DailyNews #News #LinkInBio

Tá géarchéim tithíochta i gCorca Dhuibhne agus tá sé ag cur brú ar an gcoláiste samhraidh i mBaile an Fheirtéaraigh toisc nach bhfuil na leapacha ann chun scoláirí a choiméad i rith an tsamhraidh. jrnl.ie/7053211

Verdis is a city-state, meaning the entire country is the capital. It is the second smallest country in Europe after Vatican City. #verdis #news #politics #europe #passport #standwithverdis #newcountry #president #usa #uk #invest #viral

Welp I guess we're all getting loopy if we've been watching this all day, but then again this Budget Bill will kill people so I'm not sure if I appreciate this as much as I would like