We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

Oh, look! It’s Our Lady of the Holey Camel Toe!

Happy Sky Fairy day. This is almost awesome enough to make me find God.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

Well, fuck. Strip down, America. She’s coming to shave the entire nation.

Hey, pot. Come over here. There’s a kettle I’d like you to meet.

Coffee spit time. No wonder autocrats fucking hate comedians. Jimmy Kimmel doubles down and whacks it out of the park.

Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

STREAM TIME! Day 17 of the Mental Health May Marathon! twitch.tv/naiadnae .°˖✧ #vtuber #vstreamer #vsky #envtuber ✧˖°.

Luke Akehurst tries to ward off a leadership challenge by saying it would increase pressure for a snap general election & what Labour needs to do is stick to delivering the program they were elected on Where in the manifesto did it say you'd restrict our right to trial by jury?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the war in Gaza Strip was a major factor for young voters in 2024 and argues Democrats are doing a “real disservice” by omitting it from post-election analysis.

The decision to exclude Eoghan Ó Ceannabháin from the Dublin Central debates just doesn’t make sense. In Galway West, 9 candidates are going head to head in debates, while in Dublin Central only 8 are being given a chance to put forward their perspective.

On a new episode, we break down “TrumpRx,” PBMs, rebates, and how drug prices are really set — plus 4 reforms needed to ensure patients actually pay less. Watch here: ghlf.org/healthcarema... #HealthAdvocacy #Trump

Tony East: Grace VanSlooten Discusses Signing with the Indiana Fever, Her Week, and Her Fit with the Fever Link: youtu.be/DXWeqmcjCnk #CC22 #CaitlinClark #GraceVanSLooten #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Bei schönstem Wetter durch Feld und Waldflur. Fast auf Tuchfühlung beim Parken. Eine Hand Beherrschung. Hihihi. Gelernt ist gelernt

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RP• @jesscraven101 Mayor Mamdani just did the impossible. He closed NYC’s 12B budget deficit without cutting any services or raising property taxes on working New Yorkers. How did he do it? Efficiency, cooperation with Albany, and TAXING THE RICH! 🤑 👏

Elliot Sloan skateboarding in Ventura, CA at Jackalope Event on Vert Ramp

Coloradans want a Governor who knows our state and is ready on day one. I’ve worked in all 64 counties, partnered with local leaders, led 700+ state employees, taken on big corporations, and delivered billions for Colorado. That’s the leadership this moment calls for.

#ZX81 Tile Draw Test 3: Sliding strobe warning. You have been warned - sllllliiidee.

In today’s headlines: pharmaphorum.com/news #news #pharma #lifesciences #pharmanews #pharmaindustry

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#WWE #WrestleMania 42 - #Penta makes his #MortalKombat inspired entrance | #wwewrestlemania

Not the Fortnite emote. #pitbull #mrworldwide #mr305 #dale #streamer #twitchstreamer #twitch #twitchclips #fortnite

It was a joy to join @benmax.bsky.social and Eli Valentín to discuss the Mayor’s race, Latino vote, and shifts in generational ideologies amongst the diverse Latino communities in NYC. 🎧 Listen to snippet below and the whole episode here: bit.ly/4lOcN61

God bless the USA Protect our Christian World Leader President Trump and help.him to stop the EU the upcoming evil corrupt secular globalist communism destroying the rights and privileges and interest of the civlians, their culture and heritage, by obeying the evil WEF

True Word Baptist Louisville,KY Their preacher spits dog hate. I'm sure he hates everyone who isn't obsessed with other ppls genitalia, especially the genitalia of little girls. He definitely hates ppl who say no to child marriage, and child rape. He describes himself in his rant👇🏽👇🏽 #SheShed

Binary Finary #totp

Andrey Smirnov manages to escape the triangle attempt but Maxim Tarasov rolls him over to the cage and starts punching him from modified scarf/side control until the ref has had enough.

Dolphin Blue (Arcade, Sammy, 2003)

«Пал лаічь», - саме так Патрушев-молодший звернувся до Путіна . віце-прем’єр назвав імʼя одного з двійників російського диктатора?

Becerra for all 🧡

Just in on NBA Today -- Las Vegas Aces three-time champion A'ja Wilson makes WNBA history, again, signing the most lucrative contract in the league to date:

Desi Fire brigade in London | Baba Zeera Kebabish High Street North East Ham London لندن میں بابا کبابش کی دیسی فائر بریگیڈ #Desi #FireBrigade #London #BabaKebabish

Israeli Air Force struck a residential building in central Beirut, reportedly targeting Hezbollah's Ali Al-Husayni, head of missile operations for the Imam Hussein Division.

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A white man named Aaron Hutchings, who is a Christian too, went to Pakistan to free a family from slavery. Their family had been slaves for 140 years. He paid about $4,000 for their freedom. This isn’t the first time a white man has ended slavery. I’m sure it won’t be the last time either.

Importance of Regular Follow-Up After Bariatric Surgery | Dr. Manish Khaitan Explains Weight loss surgery is just the start. Dr. Khaitan stresses follow-ups to prevent regain & health issues, ensuring lasting bariatric success. Watch more on our YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCae...

Daily Mario Music - Day 44 !!! GCN Luigi Circuit ↳ Mario Kart World ↳ Nintendo Switch 2

Sunday’s launch marked more than another mission — it became the 643rd flight in the iconic Long March rocket legacy and the second Long March 8 launch of 2026. Now operating in high-density mode, Long March 8 is powering China’s growing low-orbit internet constellation, including Spacesail.

Limiting screen time helps kids learn how to manage their online habits, build healthier digital routines, and rediscover the joys of unstructured play! #ScreenTimeBalance #HealthyHabits #ParentingWins #OurPact

we are the weirdos who love you, mister 💐✨ but in all seriousness—it’s not weird to drink clean water, it’s not weird to breathe clean air, and for now, that means we all pitch in. #domaskblocshit #mutualaid #freestuff #communitycare #wekeepusafe

Werden da auch solche „Tänzchen“ aufgeführt?

Following last week's announcements that The Home Office will cease issuing study visas to Afghan nationals to prevent them from claiming asylum, I raised the fact that gender apartheid is currently taking place in Afghanistan & asked what hope there is for other students to complete their studies.

Tesla had a terrible quarterly report! 🥳 Tesla Takedown Blues #teslatakedown #teslaearnings #tesla @the-wolves.bsky.social

Can you actually become a comic book character? Dionne Waterman explains how indie comic creators work with real people to inspire characters and create comic book covers. #indiecomics #comicbooks #comicbookcharacters #comiccovers #usdnpodcast

#Survivor recalls #horrors of #Kamloops #indigenous #schools t.me/SamFisherDat... Indigenous #children, none more than a #sprite, #Disappeared with the #Queen best known as a #blighter. #vss365 #micropoetry #true #dystopian #industrial #war #crime #tales #British #Empire #Canada #enslavement #kill

🎭 1 Month To Go 🎭 THE PLAYBOY OF THE WESTERN WORLD starring Éanna Hardwicke, Nicola Coughlan, and Siobhán McSweeney screens from May 28. Opening night is almost sold out. Pre-booking is essential. 🎟️ https://www.lighthousecinema.ie/film/nt-live-playboy-of-the-western-world

What’s it like hanging out with me.

Hello backseat readers! Today on #BackseatReading as we continue with… Life & Love, now available on BN.com and Amazon linktr.ee/theanthonykt #indiewriter #life #love

Todo esto para 30 segundos de magia

Trump's mad at European countries for not support a war Israel wanted so badly !! Europe won't support an illegal inmorale unethical war and we like international law !! The after effects of l8sing Europe as main customer will be hard for the American military industrial complex !!

Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🍎 STILL WEEKEND

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Tamra Judge’s leaky breast implant asked Dorit Kemsley on WWHL: “What piece would you secretly wish to steal from Sutton’s wardrobe” Unsurprising Dorit said… “NOTHING” 😅 #WWHL #RHOBH

"US President - Epstein File ! no comment"

Ukrainian farmers continue sowing fields despite Russian drone threat.