Hey, pot. Come over here. There’s a kettle I’d like you to meet.

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots.

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

I am definitely not imagining a military operation when I hear this…. 😂

That bunny’s tripping balls.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers.

Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

Trump suggests his own supporters couldn’t pass a cognitive test. I took three of them. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don’t think Obama could pass it. The first question is a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. A lot of you wouldn’t have been able to answer those questions.

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Mexico Narco President Claudia Sheinbaum loves dog massacres zonafrancamx From January 2021 to March 2026, León accumulated 50,084 euthanasias of dogs and cats, this during the administrations of the mayor, Alejandra Gutiérrez She is like her bro netanyahu www.instagram.com/p/DYf3_7px5bX/

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Self-Love Means Prioritizing You First #SelfLove #Boundaries I treated others better than myself—thought that was love. Falling in love with me taught boundaries, needs, communication. Hard, transformative. #PersonalGrowth #SelfWorth

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Spurs guard De’Aaron Fox following a Game 6 win to close out Minnesota: “The way we came out, the way that we started the game, and the way that we started the second half put us in a great position to win. And we were able to execute that.”

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May Day: There were huge anti Trump protests all across America. Did you hear about it in the corporate media?

Another question- about being a multidisciplinary artist, but I wound up extending it to encompass art and mental health

This toy car is really more like freedom on four wheels for a 3-year-old born with cerebral palsy, autism, and a muscle contraction impairment.

Da hat der #Bundesrat die mit der Finanzierung der #Entlastungsprämie Belasteten kurzerhand von selbiger entlastet, indem er für den Taschenspielertrick aus dem Finanzministerium, das Geld anderer auszugeben, um sich als Retter der Spritpreisbelasteten auszugeben, den monetären Zapfhahn zudreht. ⬇️

How do you decide which books to keep/donate? I have a LOT of books, so pruning and carefully growing my library is essential. I try not to go too book buying crazy, but I'm weak for my fellow indies authors' books. #booksky #bookishthings #bookish

Rangers had a chance to turn a double play and send it to extras... instead the Angels walk it off on Sunday Night Baseball to complete the sweep!

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Every time I hear “to what end ?”, this is what plays in my head..

Cenk Uygur calls out the "capture" of the U.S. government via @TheYoungTurks. 🏛️⚖️ He points out that 94% of Congress takes money from Israel lobbies, revealing that these "bribes" are the reason we're funding foreign wars. Not another dollar. 💸🚫 #TYT #Politics #Peace

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In a powerful address to President von der Leyen, Valérie Hayer, leader of the European Parliament party Renew Europe, urged decisive action: a more united, sovereign, federal Europe capable of protecting its citizens. She stressed that only an institutional “big bang” can meet today’s challenges.

Did Vance just tell the American public, “We’ve accomplished our objectives?!” Right. Another lie. We went in with four demands: 1.Regime change 2.End nuclear enrichment 3.Eliminate long-range missiles 4.Stop backing Houthis, Hezbollah, Hamas

If you say the US has no interest in continuing war in Iran, and Trump is only doing it to serve Israel and the Gulf State tyrannies he loves and that enrich his family, you'll be called an anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist. But then Trump just comes out and says it himself:

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The Right's claiming Albo's a liar for a sensible policy change on negative gearing when the election policies weren't increasing supply quickly enough. Good govt's adjust. One Nation's Pauline Hanson on the hand is just a liar. Net Zero integrity. #auspol #OneNation

“Shut up you ugly f@@k”. That response is how to do it. I am sick of Republican bullshit and now maybe our party understands that we want them to throw haymakers. Tony

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Heavy breathing….

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International News: March 17, 2026 A U.S. Navy warship on the way to the Middle East. The President and former presidents disagree about some communication. Plus, Cuba in a nationwide blackout. #Navy #Warship #Cuba #Blackout

Attention span collapse is now a clinical diagnosis. Average human attention: 8 seconds. Shorter than a goldfish. Mobile users: 24% lower sustained attention than a decade ago. This isn't a personality flaw. It's brain architecture changing in real time. Full video 👇

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Here's to our hearts. "Kasey, San Diego, 2015," by Lora Mathis. This piece accompanies a photo series with the same title. #poetry #platonicintimacy

Eu to simplesmente amando esse jogo, todo final de fase é um deleite lúdico e visual, hahaha

Feliz Año Nuevo 2025 comunidad de #Bluesky

Classy move to have Tony eulogise Dennis Condrey and Beautiful Bobby in Huntsville #AEWCollision

Oversight Democrats are going to investigate the Trump slush fund and anyone who is taking money from this theft of taxpayer dollars.

I've already mentioned they were Ice officers and mercenaries. Israeli United States futures act of 2026 brought to the floor by Kristen Gillibrand would merge the US and Israeli military. They would share everything. This is a silent takeover of America by the Zionists.

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Exact same action here for Maya Caldwell. Curious as to if anyone has any better classifications for this set.

Cuando escuchas "vivienda protegida" piensas en un alquiler que por fin puedes pagar. Pero la realidad es distinta. En Madrid: Un piso de 70 m2 en el Plan Vive exige ingresos mínimos de 37.000 al año. Si el salario más frecuente en España es de 15.575 €, ¿a quién está protegiendo realmente?

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