Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

This was posted without irony on the orange tinted turd’s official page here. Hitler loved being photographed with children as well. Just saying.

Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

Coffee spit time. No wonder autocrats fucking hate comedians. Jimmy Kimmel doubles down and whacks it out of the park.

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

It’s World Bat Appreciation Day. And I will never stop loving this. I’m pretty sure I dated that first guy during my Goth era. 🔊on.

Only in the city would a traffic light end up taking a disc to the face. Probably deserves hazard pay at this point. Disc design by Ryguy's Tyes #DiscGolfCity #DiscGolf #IndieGame #GameDev #CityLife #Godot

The group suing Trump to block construction of his ballroom is refusing to back down despite pressure from the Department of Justice. They're standing firm in their lawsuit. Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #Ballroom #Trump #Shooting #Preservation #Lawsuit

CORE Rules! ChimeraSHOCK! TTRPG in a world of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Airships, Black Powder, Super Science, Swords, and Majhic... Evolution on each world like ours doesn't happen all at once. Technology doesn't propagate at an equal rate. Cultures collide. #dnd #steampunk

“Your health is your wealth.” A reflection on ageing, happiness, mortality, cycling, running, writing, leaving secure jobs, surviving heart disease — and learning to value life while we still have it. New Substack out now. open.substack.com/pub/joearmst... #SubstackWriters #HeartHealth #LiveFully

Colts news and thoughts regarding Alec Pierce and Daniel Jones #NFL #ForTheShoe

I’ve No More Fucks To Give #FuckTrump @jonzawacki.bsky.social @misspatdi.bsky.social @busymomoftwo.bsky.social @kgcooper.bsky.social @jdocbackup.bsky.social @meidassiobhanog.bsky.social @chrisa327.bsky.social @kb23.bsky.social @agb2g.bsky.social

“I feel safe. Thank you!” 😂😂😂

I joined @seiu.org to protest Republicans' latest reconciliation bill which includes $350 billion more for Trump's immigration enforcement machine. Democrats have been successful in withholding funding for ICE, so Republicans are trying to abuse the reconciliation process to push ICE $ through.

a mental organism for...? #capfact #captainamerica #comics #marvel #mcu

Errol Musk - father of Elon - murdered 3 people, and then told a journalist about it yesterday.

BLUESKY’S FAVORITE ANTIFA TERRORIST the M0N5T3R 5H0UT3R is Curious if anyone would be interested in me doing a live stream? Where anyone can ask me about anything I have talked about in my videos

I asked the Chancellor how investment in green energy will help protect consumers.

Salah signs off with an assist as Curtis scores our final goal of the season 🎯

The way I actually started tearing up when they did this. Everything reminds me of Them (Kenoh and Katsuhiko Nakajima).

🎥A community centre in Dennistoun will be leased for the next 25 years to a local community group through the People Make Glasgow Communities (PMGC) scheme. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news...

Cars are a huge liability for neighborhoods. One car breaks down and chaos is unleashed for miles. Insanity.

Thank you to everyone who showed up today to listen to @esmesilverthorn.bsky.social and I's hot takes! I'd like to thank @edenfables.bsky.social for choosing me as her raid target and showing off my raid cards! 💀🧡 We raided @honekoao.bsky.social who was putting some of her merchandise together 💀🤙

Getting the care you need shouldn’t feel complicated or stressful. With Independa, you can connect with trusted professionals right from the comfort of home, making every appointment easier, safer, and more convenient. #Independa #SeniorCare #VirtualCare #AgingWell #Telehealth #AgingInPlace

NEW PODCAST - Cyber Insurance Blind Spots Only 15% of successful cyber attacks ever become public. The other 85% are absorbed quietly: ransomware payments, data exfiltrations, and business interruptions, often at the direct request of the breached organization. That silence has a cost.

We continue our celebration of Women’s History Month recognizing Crystal Hanley, Local 1595-Winnipeg, MB. #WomensHistoryMonth

Where breathtaking views meet exceptional wines 🍷 #Pully #GrapePlace #wineroute #Switzerland https://www.grape-place.com/the-wine-route/?utm_source=BlueSky&utm_medium=BlueSky&utm_campaign=BlueSky&utm_id=BlueSky&utm_content=BlueSky

Yes, the dark is spreading Charlie Murphy. 😛 #Blacksky #SexualChocolate #Black #👑 #BlackityBlack #BlackBlack

"We are in a battle for the right to think freely," said Jelani Cobb on the red carpet at the 2026 #PENGala. But, he told us, informed participation in democracy remains possible because "the undertaking of journalism remains vibrant."

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Good morning or good evening, wherever you are in this beautiful world. On this amazing day, I wish you clarity, strength, and success in reaching your goals. Take care of yourself, keep moving with purpose, and remember — every small step forward still counts. #GoodMorning #GoodEvening #Goals

“LE VERTIGE” looks like a lost PlayStation 1 game brought to life. The animated film tells the story of a man trying to prove the world around him is a simulation, all presented through a retro PS1-inspired visual style.

The only King I recognize:

❗️The heir to the Iranian monarchy, Reza Pahlavi, has arrived in Odesa He is one of the leading figures of the Iranian opposition and advocates for democratic changes in Iran.

Love talking with all of you about the work of my office when I'm at events around the Commonwealth. #mapoli

El Hijo De Dr Wagner Jr juggling a soccer ball before kicking a perfect goal while he's in full gear is my favorite thing!

🗣️‼️‼️LETS GOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️🗣️ Addison Barger hits a home run after a Clement triple and makes Blue Jays 4-0 LFGO #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason 🎥 #Sportsnet

Security Scare At The White House Correspondents' Dinner With President Trump Vice President JD Vance escorted out by Secret Service followed by agents surrounding President Donald Trump after an incident at White House Correspondents Association Dinner April 25, 2026. (Video:Andrew Harnik/Getty)

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TONIGHT at 9 & 10pm on SOPBS: Black and Jewish America PART 3 of 4 at 9pm: Tracing the "Grand Alliance" of Black and Jewish communities in the fight for civil rights. PART 4 of 4 at 10pm: Examining the Black and Jewish alliance from the 1970s onward.

I HAVE TO GO TO A SESSION BUT AFTER THAT I'M COMING HOME AND PLAYING "DEAD AS DISCO" NUMBER ONE MOST LOOKED FORWARD GAME OF 2026 PLEASE ENJOY STREAM www.twitch.tv/squidsena

By river, rail, air or sea. WFP food assistance reaches the people who need it most. Follow one bag of grain from a farm in #Uganda to refugee families in #SouthSudan — traveling by riverboat along the White Nile, with teams working every step of the way to get it there.

I found the special episode of #cdrama #ASplendidMatch on the dark side. It's 18 minutes of unreleased scenes between #CiSha and #RenMin My favourite is the "cave scene" ❤️‍🔥 Sharing here with you because I fear it won't be released except on 🥭

Love this quote from AOC! She’s a politician who talks the talk AND walks the walk! We need more like her!

Dep. Alencar Santana: 🚨 "𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘪 𝘩𝘰𝘫𝘦 𝘯𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘭í𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘍𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘵í𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘍𝘭á𝘷𝘪𝘰 𝘉𝘰𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘫𝘢 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦 𝘷í𝘯𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮 𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘙𝘪𝘰 𝘥𝘦 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘰, 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮 𝘰 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘩𝘰. 🎙️ 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘪 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭247 𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘳𝘦 𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘢. ... 1/3⤵️

I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox

Just a goofy video for today, I'll drop some other content, later. :3 Game: Deep Rock Galactic twitch.tv/themagicpantstm #twitch #twitchaffiliate #twitchstreamer #streamer #contentcreator

Everything here is so impressive. Focusing on the subtle details. Simple, but coming behind Teaira McCowan to give her an outlet to start it. Snaking around McCowan, filthy tween cross to get by an agressive DeWanna Bonner. Continuing to snake, and finding McCowan's rim run.

Hey all! Reminder got an extra stream for you tonight! Gonna be hitting up Resident Evil 5 Coop with @spoonee.bsky.social t's her first time with this masterpiece so let's buckle up for some COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION and also HEY C'MON HEY SHEVA! C'MON! See you @ 7PM EST 😅

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Booommm 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 Fiiiiiiiirrreeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🇺🇦USF Struck a Svetlyak-Class Patrol Ship, a Pantsir-S1 Air Defense System, an RSBN-4N Navigation System, Logistics Assets, and Other Enemy Targets.

Street racing crashes are causing serious injuries in Tampa. If you or a family member have been hurt, you don't have to face it alone. Florida law holds all racing participants accountable—even the non-striking car. 📞 Call me today: 813-222-2220 📩 Secure Portal: www.go2attorney.com/contact-us/

It was 10 years ago today: Brad Mehldau Trio’s 'Blues and Ballads' was released. On the album the trio—Larry Grenadier, bass; Jeff Ballard, drums—interprets songs by Cole Porter, Charlie Parker, Lennon & McCartney, Jon Brion, and others. You can hear it at bradmehldautrio.lnk.to/BluesAndBall...

Ethan Klein's favorite pro-Israel Palestinian collaborator, Ahmed Fouad Alkhatib, did a Jubilee interview debating 20 Palestine supporters. Right away he refuses to acknowledge that his own parents, who lived in a refugee camp in Gaza, were ethnically cleansed by Israel.

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