Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

I am definitely not imagining a military operation when I hear this…. 😂

Crying with laughter. Epic British shade. Don’t think Bonnie King Charles is too impressed with the massive ballroom. "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.”

My Italian is a little rusty… but I think I’ve got the gist of this: “go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.” This is the Italian opposition leader voicing solidarity with PM Georgia Meloni and Pope Leo after the fermenting sack of lard attacked them both.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

And the Artemis moon adventurers are back. There’s me getting a little weepy. Because in this moment, we can celebrate how fucking remarkable we are as a species. That there is nothing we can’t achieve when we work together as one. And I really hope the rescue crew wore monkey masks. 🐵

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🆘 ❌ “They beat us everywhere”, “It was worse than Guantanamo” Broken clavicles, sexual assault, electric shocks… Members of the #GlobalSumudFlotilla share shocking accounts of torture by #Isräeli authorities

How you all doing. Been a bit. #artemisII #news

NorCal temperature turnaround | The Delta breeze will increase on Tuesday and bring temps down. https://www.kcra.com/article/norcal-forecast-delta-breeze-drops-temperatures-tuesday-1778587378/71280181 

Draw three. @JHarden13 | #LetEmKnow

Want to become a captain? Follow our step by step guide and you might just make it.

A Monday morning sunrise…

AI is getting better at doing—but it’s still bad at judging. In the 2026 economy, your real edge isn’t more information; it’s better critical thinking. questionclass.com/why-is-criti... #criticalthinking #futureofwork #ai #decisionmaking #careergrowth #questionclass

By detecting biomarkers linked to Alzheimer’s, new blood tests may help identify the disease earlier, expand access to diagnosis, and support timely treatment decisions. 🔗 Learn more: www.parsemus.org/2026/03/new-... #Alzheimers #BrainHealth #Dementia #CognitiveHealth

Ozzy says hi everyone 🐾💚 Drop her a hello in the comments, she would love to hear from you & why not give her a follow if you don't already, she'd love that

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Better understand key stages involved in developing new interventions, through the use of a case study on InTER-ACT – a universal ACT intervention for adolescents, at our upcoming webinar from Dr. Victoria Samuel. Secure your place today & gain an update on #ACT research! https://bit.ly/3NxiKbu

Further to my ‘Stack nobody read about the perils of UFO disclosure. One of my preoccupations is that the awe and fear provoked by any such disclosure will push one of these hokey proto-religions to the fore. Enjoy..

You leave the same impression Of something beautiful, but annihilating. This triage main will be dropping into random teams to help them out on stream because he wants to go back to Tau Ceti. Playing #MarathonTheGame on stream today. twitch.tv/anakonistark

If you need a ride for tonight’s @datelinenbc.bsky.social weekend mystery. Your coach awaits you. 9/8c #Dateline

Scoliosis is more than a curve on an X-ray. Pain and progression are shaped by neuromuscular control, flexibility, recovery, and biology. Similar curves can behave very differently. The curve isn’t the whole story. 📩 Upload your X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

When in doubt, jab.

📊 2026-04-26 • Cancer Breakthroughs: Revolution Medicines Shows Strong Phase 2 KRAS Inhibitor Results for Pancreatic Cancer at AACR 2026 • SpaceX: Starlink 17-16 Scrubs to April 26 — Motley Fool: SpaceX IPO 'Could Make Millionaires' • Artemis II: Isaacman Sets Three-Priority NAS… 🔗 watchboard.dev

my disco Gothic man

🎙️🚀 Now & Next News! Episode 8: Career Adventures Day 🤖✨ Chip & Collin dropped into Dayton Metro Library where students explored robotics, 3D printing, mobile labs, and the DTC’s AeroPrint project. The future is in motion! #CareerAdventuresDay #AeroPrint #NowAndNextNews

“Have fun … Stay locked in.” Josh to the people of New York 😂 Original post

Bitter pill to swallow as it the takes the Gunners past the 90 minutes to fashion one decent chance and that was all it took for to take a narrow lead back to North London. The ties definitely not over. Sporting CP 0 Arsenal 1 Full time report 👇 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2026/03/spor...

I knew I did. Just by what you were saying. Bc if you knew, you wouldn't be saying what you are about Reese.

Oba Femi responds to Brock Lesnar's attack: "It's personal now, you've done it! If Paul loved you, he'd have told you to stay at home. If Paul loved you, you wouldn't have done what you did. But it's too late now Brock, I'll see you in Italy." #WWERAW

L’ocasió més clara d’Alèxia Putellas a la primera part! Si marca avui, es convertirà en la segona màxima golejadora de la història només per darrere de Leo Messi Barça - Reial Societat https://3cat.cat/esport3/en-directe-barca-reial-societat-lultim-ball-dalexia-al-johan-a-tv3/noticia/3411751/

BTS WORLD TOUR 'ARIRANG' LIVE VIEWING IN BUSAN Tickets Now On Sale Celebrate the special day with BTS LIVE in cinemas on June 13! 🎟️ Get tickets at btsliveviewing.com #BTS #방탄소년단 #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LIVEVIEWING

#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #27 À la bourre mais je continue :

#photography Meanwhile in Christianshavn, Copenhagen

Here’s what I think we all have come to recognize: Politicians are not going to save us. We, the normal, everyday people are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We can do this, but it’s going to take all of us. One team. One dream. Join the team at dittmerforcongress.com/volunteer

Stephanie Steiner for US House of Representatives, District 4 talks Clean Water.

Asked what visits he has scheduled for Alberta

#TrailerTuesday Crafty Survivors is an action roguelite, with an unusual cast of characters! Heroes and adventurers are gone, and it's up to regular folk to pick up their tools and fight the creatures that threaten to destroy their world. #roguelite #pixelart #indiegame

The sounds of slices at Aver's! This week: 04/27/26. Deluxe 04/28. Cuban Black Bean 29. The Dilletante 30. Cheese Deluxe 1. Chicken Bacon Ranch Also Cheese, Pepperoni, or Cream & Crimson each day. Mon - Fri, 11am - 1pm. At both North & South locations. Starting $2.75 & up. #panpizza #lunchbreak

In light of the Ofgem #pricecap, our senior energy policy officer, Dr Matthew spoke on BBC Radio Scotland about the continuing impact of high energy bills. Have a listen 👇

It was a great honour to participate in Dodge for the Cure. 🏐 Thank you to Vancouver Island Dodgeball, the sponsors, and everyone who came out to help raise funds for cancer research! @bccancerfdn.bsky.social #Nanaimo #Lanztville #bcpoli #FightCancer

Weekend reading recommendations that will absolutely ruin your sleep schedule (worth it). Fast-paced, binge-worthy, and very BookTok-coded. What’s your latest just one more chapter book?

Our weekly Friday honk-n-wave focused today on the upcoming No Kings III event, Saturday, March 28, from 2-4pm centered at 4th & Ellsworth in Albany, Oregon.

Speed: 120/min. Size: Mini. Value: Max.

💥 EXPLOSIONS 💥 Also made a proper game over screen 🤘 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam : store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #RTS #indiegame

THE BLOW MONKEYS + Pete Williams | Friday 16 October Back with 13th studio album 'Birdsong', recorded at Paul Weller’s Black Barn Studios, from the soulful troubadours with an over 40 year career. Get your tickets at unionchapel.org.uk/venue/whats-on/the-blow-monkeys

Repeat after me #fyp #therapyhumor #meditation #followme

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PART 3: Counterprotesting the “No Kings” protesters. 👀🇺🇸 Casa Grande, Arizona. Straight-up, it’s a bunch of old white Liberals. Enjoy this multiple-part series. MustangMedic gives you more. #nokingsprotest #arizona #nokings #breakingnews #breaking #mustangmedic #politics

Stop pitching to solve your own problems. You are there to fix the publisher's problems, like filling a release gap or entering a new market. 🔗 Check out more on the Art of Pitching: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXvf... #IndieGameDev #IndieDev #GameDevTips

May 31, 1998: Chicago's Scottie Pippen drives and scores with two minutes to go in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals against Indiana. Pippen had 17 PTS/12 REB/2 STL and Michael Jordan had 28 PTS/9 REB/8 AST in the Bulls' 88-83 win. The Pacers' Reggie Miller scored 22 PTS.

[20260601] Daily Fashion News : Instagram Reel Update with tripleS SeoYeon and ShiOn - Questions for WAV. tripleS asked their fans directly 💬🩷 #tripleS #트리플에스 #トリプルS #Shion #Seoyeon

It’s time #fixingtheuniverse

On this day in 2025, "You know, I really adore Bo and I'm so happy for his family. There is a little part of me that wonders if their family's miracle came at the expense of ours." (1/2) #DAYS #DOOL #Jarlena #Bope #Eric

Jeanne Shaheen tells Marco Rubio he never would have tolerated similar administration “stonewalling” when he served in the Senate, arguing he should not accept it now as secretary of state and national security adviser.

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