With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

History will marvel at how he managed to assemble an entire village of fucking idiots in the one place. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent downplaying climate change: “The natural habitat for the Earth is actually water.”

Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots.

Hey, pot. Come over here. There’s a kettle I’d like you to meet.

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

Fucking Royale with Cheese. He really is that stupid. In a Pentagon prayer meeting (yes, that’s a thing now) Kegsbreath used Jules’ legendary, and also completely fabricated, “biblical” verse from Pulp Fiction. It’s actually a mash-up of Ezekiel 25:17 and lines from a ‘70s martial arts film.

It’s World Bat Appreciation Day. And I will never stop loving this. I’m pretty sure I dated that first guy during my Goth era. 🔊on.

I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

Oh, look! It’s Our Lady of the Holey Camel Toe!

Yeah, the Sky are just connected on defense. Real tough to find gaps.

Native Instruments Acquired by inMusic Brands Native Instruments has reached an agreement to be acquired by inMusic Brands, the holding founded by Jack O’Donnell. audioxpress.com/news/native-...

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

Good News Update of the Week. #goodnews #news

Happy Friday from adoptable kitty, Rose! This sweetie is taking a relaxed approach to her birdie watching today, so cute! Rose and her sister, Hunny, are both grand girls and they are going to bring so much fun and love to their forever home. They are 1.5 years old and they do well with other

AI + physics simulations just sped up hydrogen fuel cell catalyst design! 🚀 Tokyo researchers found Pt alloys w/ this method consistently outperform others. #materials science Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-smarter-fuel-cell-catalysts-machine.html

Location: Mughalsarai, Chandauli, Uttar Pradesh Date: April 10 At the Jago Hindu Jago program, Gopal Rai, president of the Vishwa Hindu Raksha Parishad, claimed that over two lakh Hindus every month are becoming victims of “Islamification” or “Christianisation.”

At the end of the 3rd in Los Angeles, Brittney Sykes leads all scorers with 25 points for Toronto. #WNBA

Shoot Bees at Yoyos in Today's Turbo Tunnel! play here: play.google.com/store/apps/d... #TonisTurboTunnel #indiegame

If you've got three commas in your net worth, I know you can afford to pay more taxes. And in no sane world should people earning a paycheck face a higher tax rate than people living off investment returns.

Great to see that he was outed. Not so friendly neighbourhood Bobby 👮‍♂️ 👏👏👏

From artificial intelligence to supply chain, the Semafor World Economy summit invites business leaders and policymakers to talk about current events. The summit is hosted by news media company Semafor from April 13-17 in Washington, DC.

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 The lads discuss Westmeath’s historic Leinster Title win yesterday in Croke Park 🏆 Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

ID [ Fraud ], is highly wide spread across the board, within every conceivable way of endeavor . Banks are satisfied w a code, that's changeable by the depositor . A code sent electronically in verification ? Gaming Jesters, are costing an arm & leg ! 🎬 "Mission Impossible," w new ID regulations

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CABINET TO MEET: President Donald Trump held his 11th public Cabinet meeting at the White House today TEXAS SENATE RACE: State Attorney General Ken Paxton beat Sen. John Cornyn to win the GOP nomination, INCUMBENT VS. INCUMBENT: NBC NEWS / WOW MEDIA CHANNEL Updated May 27, 2026, 3:13 PM EDT

"Comedian" Dave Landau on Fox News: "You look at somebody like Bad Bunny or you look at somebody like Trevor Noah. They don't have the actual ability to talk trash in their own countries ... in their homeland they would be killed for doing the very same thing." (Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico)

El estudio realizado por centros de investigación españoles e internacionales ha analizado 800 especies del Paleártico 📊 72 especies de aves de montaña se consideran raras por combinar alta singularidad funcional y áreas de distribución reducidas. Un tercio de ellas está amenazado a escala global.

BTS WORLD TOUR 'ARIRANG' LIVE VIEWING IN BUSAN Tickets Now On Sale Celebrate the special day with BTS LIVE in cinemas on June 13! 🎟️ Get tickets at btsliveviewing.com #BTS #방탄소년단 #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LIVEVIEWING

ARRIVE hotel's Palm Canyon Swim & Social is our kind of poolside situation 😎 All-day brunch, a PALICOBB salad we dream about, and Coachella Valley Date ice cream next door. Adults only. Sunshine required. Have you been yet? #PalmSprings #PalmSpringsEats

We've sure had quite a year!

We ❤️ you Láolú | Repost #laolunyc From canvas to catwalk, the art has always been integral to fashion transforming, conversing, and living through and beyond runway. NYFW proves how our intersections keep evolving - every pattern, line, and moment spars dialogue between art and style. #nyfw25

And in the beginning 🫣😠🇵🇸🤨👇🏼

🆘 #ICE detain mother and 14 year old son outside school—day before 8th grade graduation‼️ Agents also broke car windows to arrest woman's 2 older sons—who had rushed to help their mom and little brother.

#knicks #robinson #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/wmzb5rsy

Have u seen Rocky the Cat’s take on Piker yet, Candy? Poor thing.

Whoa. She/He lucked out on that one 🍀

Ghost Mama’s Prey 👻 #goth #horror #indieanimation

#rowdyroddypiper #wrestling #wwe #friends #volunteering 🤝🫂

Short clip of Theresa Theis defeating Mae Young Boston Arena, Boston, MA November 11, 1948 Theresa Theis was married to Ray Stevens and was trained by Bronko Nagurski. I wrote a short piece on her last year on my substack page: allancheapshot.substack.com/p/theresa-th...

Oh ya, Fargo is a good one, you betcha. Comedian Comrade Tripp discusses Minnesota on TV on my podcast, One Hour Detours.

Milo’s Notebook TONIGHT (Friday) at TFF!! #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup #texasfurryfiesta #tff @furryfiesta.org

✨ New research spotlight: Digital Citizenshi for Health: platform assessment for cooperation, sustainability and impact by #RachealOgundipe. 📗 Read the report: https://tr.ee/L6wOYj 📽️ Watch the video for key findings and insights

the Tiny Toon Adventures episode "Washingtoon" was poking fun at parents complaining about how there's too much violence in cartoons, but this episode also in a way kinda foreshadowed Discovery running Warner Bros when the head of the A.C.A.F.C wants to replace the zaniness of cartoons with reality

It is time to vote DC! Some of my kids got together to remind our city that the ballot boxes are open and to rank their mom number 1 for DC Delegate by June 16.

What Is the World Bank? – Steve Hendrix with the ‘Global Minute’

🧍‍♀️🧍🏼🏃‍♂️🤛📌Be quick before it's too late.

ALTRO CHE FUGA! VINCE MAGNIER 💨💜 I velocisti hanno resistito al Muro del Ca’ del Poggio e se la sono giocata al traguardo con uno sprint senza esclusioni di colpi! A spuntarla è Paul Magnier che batte gli italiani Milan e Zambanini 😮‍💨 #EurosportCICLISMO #GirodItalia

Shohei Ohtani pulls his 10th homer of the year far out to right field to extend the Dodgers' lead to 2-0 in the bottom of the 3rd inning! Phillies @ Dodgers 📺: #MLB on Apple TV

This Friday we open the doors to our newly refurbished pavilion! Massive thanks to everyone who made this a reality. Join us for a momentous night with live music, a stocked bar, epic food from the Sizzlin' Rig, and a bouncy castle! Everyone is welcome! 🍻🍔🏰

It's still very early, but the Phillies' -25 run differential is 3rd-worst in MLB. They're getting blown out a lot. Are we looking at a potential 1979 or 2012 season? @justinklugh.bsky.social & I discussed on a NEW Hittin' Season, from @whyy.org podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Tuesday May 26 @wbtv.com #FirstAlert #instacast — more storms ahead! We need the rain, but could be too much of a good thing in spots. #NCwx #SCwx

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Bottom of the 5th, TJ McKenzie hits a solo home run of his own, extending the Ballers' lead to 3-0! #letsgooakland #oaklandballers

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PM Carney says he's not considering expelling US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra over Trump's latest 51st state post, adding that "it's an administration that we have to work with ... We take the administration as it is." 🎥 Credit CBC News ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

A successful Sunday at home! 🎥 arenasporttv/IG

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