Couldn’t agree more. You definitely can’t have nuclear weapons in the hands of a fucking lunatic… Pot, allow me to introduce you to kettle.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

Coffee spit time. No wonder autocrats fucking hate comedians. Jimmy Kimmel doubles down and whacks it out of the park.

I am definitely not imagining a military operation when I hear this…. 😂

Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

Happy Sky Fairy day. This is almost awesome enough to make me find God.

Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

Well, fuck. Strip down, America. She’s coming to shave the entire nation.

Sniper! Great job by the defenseman to get up in the play and create a two-on-one.

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Totally makes sense now. Bubba is Bill and now we know why Trump sings YMCA non-stop. Must of been a hell of a bloweee.

Would you remove your most productive employee? It sounds irrational until you realize output and impact are not always the same thing. The question is does performance strengthens the system. questionclass.com/why-would-yo... #questionclass #leadership #workplaceculture #management #productivity

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The People’s Liberation Army is undergoing a sweeping internal purge. Whether this strengthens or destabilizes China’s war plans remains an open question. Listen here: pod.link/682478916/e...

Today, in every state in the country, we say loudly and proudly that as Americans, we will never accept authoritarianism. We will never accept government policy that gives massive tax breaks to billionaires and throw 15 million Americans off health care. - @sanders.senate.gov #NoKings

Kyiv Oblast 🇺🇦 The media is publishing footage of the attack on Kyiv this morning. #Ukraine #Russia #KyivAttack #EU 🎥: Media 🇺🇦

Memorial Day began as Decoration Day, founded to honor those who died to end slavery. It is an inherently abolitionist, antifascist holiday. Not just to mourn what is lost, but to remind us that human beings deserve freedom, and our neighbors are worth fighting for. www.noiceinthecup.us

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On this day in 2011 All My Children started to air their Finale week on ABC by saying goodbye to the Kane family #AMC

Part 2 NEW footage ! from car passerby confirms person shot & killed in Minneapolis #minneapolis #breaking #breakingnews 1) a white male, camera filming, 2)Fed agents went toward him, pushed him, engaged him, & 3) that lead to the murder. going 2 be tough to defend? #ice #iceriots #iceprotests

Ukraine has ALWAYS gone to the table to talk peace, guess who NEVER shows up? If you said Russia YOU would be correct! Putin does NOT want peace so we MUST ensure that he fails economically and militarily! #BeBraveLikeUkraine @caolanrob.bsky.social

"Sword Peak" (Jianfeng) located in the Shennongjia National Nature Reserve in Hubei Province, China. Millions of years ago, this area was an ocean floor made of thick layers of limestone. Earth's movements pushed these layers upward, creating vertical fractures. #nature #geography #science

New trucking authority owner. Zero revenue history. Can't get equipment financing. I hear this story every week and every week I say the same thing: Card stack first. Here's the play: Get $50K-$100K at 0% interest through card stacking. Put it toward your truck purchase or down payment.

Shaq had himself announced as, Shaquille I-hate-Charles-Barkley O'Neal at his LSU graduation. 😂 ▶️ Shaquille O’Neal Trolls Charles Barkley While Graduating From LSU - Newsweek […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

A bit late of a #screenshotsaturday post, but we're hard at work revising the combat. We think the results are quite enjoyable. Have a look at some early work! #gamedev #indiedev #madewithunity #arenafighter #magicalgirls

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260522 Kyujin made another short vlog for day 2 of Heavy Serenade's 2nd week of promotion 😭

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter S (First or Last) Queen Bea of course!

Are Knicks fans officially done talking about the January 2024 Knicks? @TheCohencidence tells you why they all should be 👀

Countries contributing least to climate change are being hit hardest. Sorry, Lucy… worrying about climate change isn’t a privileged issue, it’s a humanitarian one. #climatechange #STEM #climateaction #factcheck

Gomberg & Hennessy aren’t resting on their laurels — the best detective team I’ve seen ever! Here @kaitlynhennessy.bsky.social lays out how @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social founded Galvanized Energy in 2021, after he lost to Joe Biden in 2020. Steyer courted PG&E for the next 3 years — LISTEN!

Kicking off another year of #WomenInELLIS 👋 Meet @vdignum.bsky.social, Prof at @umeauniversitet.bsky.social / @aipolicylab.se.web.brid.gy 🇸🇪, ELLIS Fellow in ELLIS Program Human-Centric ML. She works on responsible AI—ethics, accountability & governance—with a new book, "The AI Paradox," out soon.

I suspect the 1960s were a much simpler time…

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MacFarlane: A whopper of a court filing just now from about three dozen retired former federal judges asking a court to stop this slush fund from proceeding and calling into question whether Trump and his own Department of Justice and IRS colluded to deceive the court

Trump Says War Is Over While Missiles Still Fly #Trump #Iran #Geopolitics #War #USPolitics

mongo and pepe are the most criminally underrated thing wcw ever put on tv

Planned school closures and mergers in Philly are set to cost billions, @lisamhaver.bsky.social says. School board members say they don't know where those funds are going to come from — but the majority voted to go ahead with the plan anyway:

It's the NAME OF THE GAME BAY BEE

Australian lawyers kicking around the same AI exemption questions [on religious grounds]. Accommodations are made for other faiths. I disagree that anyone outside of tech has AI as an integral part of their job, as it is only very recently been made available.

⚠️The UK government is actively involved in genocide changing laws to silence resistance They’re with the people who are destroying communities in Gaza, a place of everyday terror And behind? Insurers It is the same businesses that insure homes and underwriting the policies obliterating Gaza

here's the full new Xbox boot animation, now available for Xbox Insiders in the Alpha and Alpha Skip-Ahead rings

Can AI show us how people really experience art? @thebowesmuseum.bsky.social “goggles” project tracks visitors’ gaze with AI-powered glasses, revealing how paintings and labels shape engagement & enjoyment. 🎧 Listen: share.transistor.fm/s/3e201a99 📺 Watch: youtu.be/wYIX3kq3zm8

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My first mistake was choosing to play rainmaker

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Whistles Club #Sheffield. A couple of places have become available. If you fancy trying group tinwhistle lessons tomorrow 10am Meersbrook. Message on here or info@michaelwalshmusic.com #Irishtraditionalmusic #folk #tinwhistle #flute #grouplessons #cake #flute #lowwhistle

Choose DadaCare... choose freedom and comfort.

Happy Pride month to my friends, family, and anyone who celebrates their community and themselves this June Never doubt that you do have allies out here.

Draft this kid now.

💥 They wiped out 3 residential apartment blocks in one single strike!

Turning the White House into a circus 😏

🏠️ ¿Sabías que hay vivienda protegida en España sujeta a plazos temporales, que después pasa al mercado libre? ➡️ Madrid bajó los plazos de protección a 15 años en 2009. ➡️ Andalucía los redujo de 30 a entre 7 y 15 en 2020. ➡️ Extremadura los rebajó de 30 a 20. ➕️ 🔗 civio.es/lo-publico/2...

Hezbollah publishes footage, dated 26 May, showing its fighters targeting an Israeli Iron Dome launcher at the Branit military barracks along Lebanon’s southern border with an Ababil attack drone.

“That kid is talented. He’s gonna do well.” In a recent interview with TV Insider, the cast and showrunner of Criminal Minds: Evolution shared their thoughts on working with Connor Storrie and his role in the latest season. 🔗 www.tvinsider.com/1268105/crim...