Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots.

My Italian is a little rusty… but I think I’ve got the gist of this: “go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.” This is the Italian opposition leader voicing solidarity with PM Georgia Meloni and Pope Leo after the fermenting sack of lard attacked them both.

Coffee spit time. Stephen Colbert and Jack White sharing hot dogs Lady and the Tramp style is the midweek fix I didn’t know I needed. Crying. 😂

Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

Crying with laughter. Epic British shade. Don’t think Bonnie King Charles is too impressed with the massive ballroom. "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.”

That bunny’s tripping balls.

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

History will marvel at how he managed to assemble an entire village of fucking idiots in the one place. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent downplaying climate change: “The natural habitat for the Earth is actually water.”

Do you have this silver bullet in your sales process? To watch full video go here:  https://youtu.be/RMBikNYAfFQ

WATCH: Trump’s Energy Secretary Chris Wright admits to @hirono.senate.gov the Trump administration “knew exactly what would happen” with skyrocketing costs if the president launched his illegal war against Iran.

It was a crime that shocked Spokane and set off a manhunt. A wife and mother, shot and killed while walking with her husband in Lincoln Park. Watch the debut of 509's Most Notorious Crimes: Murder in the Park Wednesday at 7 streaming only on KXLY+.

Republicans are lying to you. They are voting to roll back decades of progress on health care, energy, and the environment all so they can give giant tax breaks to billionaires and corporations. 17 million people will lose their health care while the rich get richer.

This video is a great reminder that karma exists. 📹: Mikael Khachibabyan.

DeBriefed: Europe’s energy-crisis plan | Renewables overtake coal | Colombia’s fossil-fuel summit ✍️ Written by @daisydunne.carbonbrief.org Read here ➡️ buff.ly/iQkVvh7 Subscribe to DeBriefed ➡️ buff.ly/J6uB9Kc

🚨🇮🇱🇵🇸Israeli forces stormed a wedding in the West Bank and kidnapped the groom during the celebration. Depraved sadists 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

How does Cal Raleigh’s oblique injury impact his play? What does a fully healthy Cal Raleigh look like? We broke it all down with our friends at Lake Washington Physical Therapy⬇️

It's #TrailerTuesday! Show me your indie games!

🎶Tis happened again...tis happened again...Tottingham Hotspuds tis happened again🎶🕺🕺🔵⚪️

Well, of course, we had it tough

GT made SRH play Test cricket. 86-RUN SCAM SRH ka 'Aggressive' system kal Ahmedabad mein crash ho gaya! 🛡️❌ 169 chase karne aaye the aur 86 runs par poori team 'Delete' ho gayi. ⚰️

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 The lads discuss Westmeath’s historic Leinster Title win yesterday in Croke Park 🏆 Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 In this one, the lads discuss Kilkerrin Clonberne winning their fifth All-Ireland Title in a row 🏆 One of the greatest dynasties of all time 👑 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🔥 #LGFA @ladiesfootball.bsky.social

The longest homers of the last week Presented by @MountainDew

Hilton executives are profiting from ICE abductions, just like Big Oil is profiting off war and climate collapse. Help fight for workers over billionaires at the link in our bio.

"Our answer to America First must be Europe united" said German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock.

Nebenzya: "So, this is the difference between - I mean, I'm not saying that the war is a good thing, I'm not enjoying it - but I mean, in this kind of hostilities, yes, there are civilian victims, but the difference is that we never go after civilians deliberately."

the algorithm in physical form. #imurme #brainrot #funny #memes #internetbrain

#stocks #economy #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/vw4kbwje

March is Blood Clot Awareness Month. Blood clots are known as the silent killer, and they can affect anyone no matter their age or fitness level. Its symptoms are subtle and can show up where people least expect it: a pain in the calf or trouble breathing.

¿Y tú cómo te llamas? (final imperdible)

#Tweety Angel Greater Than Revelation 10:1: Depicts a "mighty angel" descending from heaven, described as being robed in a cloud, wearing a rainbow .. BEYOND IT ALL #Revelation101 #Angel - NO MOUTH OR BOOK COULD TELL THE TALE ..btw I don't believe I DID IT TO MYSELF #scientist

itstraiycede I really wish some of my people were more proactive than reactive.

GOTTA GO FAST 🦔💨 Final day for Early Bird tickets to RubyConf 2026! Grab discounted tickets before prices jump May 1. No chaos emeralds needed, just quick clicking. Ends tonight: buff.ly/2YEb1Jn

Why Russia Will Never Be A Democracy Russia will never be a democracy. The cause is cultural, set centuries before Putin was born. #CulturalPerspective #Russia #Hofstede #CulturalTheory #Authoritarianism

Deep city japan and a shrine #japan #travel #foryou #foryoupage #fyp #aesthetic #japanese #asia #dailyroutine #routine #asian #anime #lofi #citylife

#MayDay #WorkersOverBillionaires #NoWorkNoSchoolNoShopping

Episode 81 - 6 More Weeks of Winter - We Already Knew! #groundhogday Thanks for check out my Short. If you're looking for a deeper dive check out my long-form videos on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheBusiness... #business #businessnews #tbbtn #youtube #shorts #reels #tiktoks #vids #fyp #fypシ

Americans can’t afford health care, child care, or groceries, but Trump is spending $1 billion a day on a war that is making no one safer.

It’s National Pet Day So please enjoy this video of Xavier Bacerra with a puppy.

And there were women who just kept their long, curly hair, Roaring Twenties cliches be damned.

Climate change is making insurance more expensive and harder to get. Is that affecting where people choose to live? Take a listen as we explore on our podcast Changing Climate, Changing Migration

Bright daffodils glow in gloaming light before this morning’s dawn sunrise. Territorially bird song, a chorus of diverse voices greet this new day as cloud strewn skies slowly lighten

No, non è «puro intrattenimento», come mi ha scritto qualcuno. Anche perché l’intrattenimento “puro” - posta la necessità di una definizione precisa - non esiste: né al cinema, né in tv, né ovunque si possa immaginarlo. (i video sono di: XPeng #Robotics #CCTV)

It is time to vote DC! Some of my kids got together to remind our city that the ballot boxes are open and to rank their mom number 1 for DC Delegate by June 16.

🩸⌨️ Blood Typers ⌨️🩸 = Resident Evil x Typing of the Dead. It works very, very well. #bloodtypers #typinggame #typingchallenge #residentevil #indiegames

The PS1 is loaded with RPG masterpieces… but does Lunar belong in the Top 5 conversation? 🌙⚔️ #Lunar #PS1 #JRPG #RetroGaming

Check out the trailer for Golf 5 Max, coming soon to Steam! Tag a friend you'd love to play with 🏌️ #indiegame #gamedev #golf #arcadegames

update on my work for this project since posting that wallpaper, I've been working on the tabs and spritework for the web browser mechanic :> #gamedev #godot #indie #indiegame #windowsxp #pixelart

May 18 is HIV Vaccine Awareness Day. While there’s no vaccine yet, testing, PrEP & treatment save lives. Radiant Health Centers offers inclusive HIV care for all in OC. Get tested, stay informed & take action. #EndHIV #RadiantHealth40

new job starting tomorrow

Jake is a very busy man.

Russia proudly announced that "exhaustive security measures" had been taken ahead of the St. Petersburg Economic Forum. Just hours later, the security measures had indeed been exhausted for St. Petersburg.

The New York Knicks are facing the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA finals in a matchup that has the internet on fire. Vox’s @benjysarlin.bsky.social breaks down what you need to know even if you’re not a basketball fan — and gives a nod to his pick.

Trump begs a reporter to compliment his Truth Social post: I just wrote that. Did you like it? Did you think it was well-written? Do you want to read it? It's a Truth. I just wrote it.

This week is #mentalhealthawarness Week. 💛 The theme for this year is 'action'. Raising awareness is vital, but real change comes when we take action too. We need action in our NHS, schools, prisons and housing services to better support people when they need it. #mhaw @mentalhealthfoundation

Recent footage of Pinky Jr. (Dou Ban) exploring her yard at Vienna Zoo 🩷

RUSH: クロス・アーム・パイルドライバー (cross-arm piledriver) | STRAIGHT-JACKET PILEDRIVER #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

"They hate us for our freedom"