Der Mann ist 79. Wenn sich 2050 ein Tsunami Mar-a-Lago einverleibt … Trump - from hell - gives a f***. Ärgerlich eher für die hinterbliebene Sippschaft. Glücklicherweise kann man sich notfalls ins Golf Resort in den schottischen Highlands zurückziehen. Da kommt das Wasser nur von oben.

Autokratismus korreliert mit Humorlosigkeit. Vor allem, wenn es um das autokratische Ego geht. #jacquestilly #putin #trump #erdogan #xijinping #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

#Bundeskanzler #FriedrichMerz verfolgt eine Wirtschaftspolitik wie in den 1980er und 1990er Jahren. #MarkusSöder verfolgt eine Agenda MBGA Make Bayern Great Again by #Mütterrente. Der #CDU #Wirtschaftsrat träumt von der Industrialisierung des 19. und beginnenden 20. Jahrhunderts mit blassen, ⬇️

Der bayrische #Ministerpräsident #MarkusSöder hat vorgeschlagen, Bundesländer zusammenzulegen. Guter Vorschlag! Am besten den #FreistaatBayern mit dem #FreistaatSachsen verheiraten. Die Anhaltiner und #Thüringen gibt’s als Brautgeschenk obendrauf, genauso wie braune Schwurbelbrains und #AfD Freunde.

Nachdem die #Bundesregierung mit der #Spritpreisbremse krachend gegen die Wand gebrettert ist, fährt sie jetzt doch lieber mit dem erwiesenermaßen nutzlosen #Tankrabatt 2 weiter. Schätzungsweise war das der kleinste gemeinsame Kolben, bevor sich #Reiche und #Klingbeil wieder ein Wettrennen um den ⬇️

Unser #Außenminister Jo #Wadephul ist offen für einen Beitrag Deutschlands zur Sicherung der #Arktis ❄️🧊 Wer demnächst zur #Bundeswehr möchte oder muss, konnte sich am Wochenende, eingeschneit 🌨️ und festgefroren 🥶 im Sturmtief Elli, einen Eindruck verschaffen, was #Wehrdienst 🥾 in der Arktis ⬇️

Why the hell kräht er nach der #NATO? Er hat doch erst kürzlich dieses phänomenale #BoardofPeace als Gegenentwurf zur NATO ins Leben gerufen. Die Peacemaker im BoP könnten sich doch jetzt die ersten Medals of Honor verdienen! #trump #iran #straßevonhormus #bündnisfall

Analyse nach #SchulzvonThun Sender #Merz: Auf der Sachebene: "Mit Work-Life-Balance und einer Vier-Tage-Woche werden wir den Wohlstand dieses Landes nicht erhalten können." (Originalzitat) Die Schweizer arbeiten pro Jahr 200 Stunden mehr als wir. (sinngemäß) Auf der Beziehungsebene: Ihr habt das ⬇️

Wenn ein verbrannter Kanzler von „Zündelei“ sprechen lässt, hat er nicht verstanden, dass man Asche nicht anzünden kann. #merz #bundeskanzler #wüst #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Diagnose #MorbusTrump sollte in die Liste der psychischen und Verhaltensstörungen nach ICD-10 aufgenommen werden. Beschreibung: ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung, unkontrollierte Wutanfälle, Größenwahn und gottgleiche Allmachtsphantasien mit unverhohlener Neigung zur Blasphemie, ⬇️

Nothing beats #jeffmills’ beats either @jasonmoran.bsky.social At #detroitjazzfest

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2dayz;”Gd Ta Fuq’n Murn’ting, BlueSky~Pooh!!” Believe in yourself!! 🥚☕️🍳🥞🥣🧇🙋‍♀️😮👀🤞🙏💻💯💜👌👍 #morningblessings #morninggreetings #youarebeautifullovedandblessed #morningsermons #goodmurntingbluesky

This sound is from project Poetica Vaginal. As a 🖕 to pearl clutchers over the nudes on the pioneer plates, Joe Davis collected sounds of vaginal contractions and turned them into…this…and broadcast it into space. Imagine aliens picking this up… 🤣

Dogs who love going on walks: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Meet our DC spring interns—Abhi, Sumaia, Andrew, Jaden, and Dana!   From tackling legislation to supporting our constituents, our interns are at the heart of our work—and we are so grateful for everything do! ❤️ If you’d like to intern in our office, apply here: stansbury.house.gov/services/int...

#trump #colbert #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/upnmmjsu

The white van has just overtaken & is stopped because of oncoming truck. I'm leaving space if they need to reverse. So the SUV thinks it's a good idea to then overtake to fill that space. Both know before overtaking where they're going next. Both delaying me as I'll fit through on bike before them.

China sent a new communication technology test satellite into space from the Wenchang Spacecraft Launch Site on May 27, 2026. Launched at 12:16 a.m. (Beijing time) aboard a modified Long March-7 carrier rocket and has entered its pre-set orbit. See the build up, and launch in this cool time lapse.

Approximately 20 of the Watertown HS band students took part in the performance. Something some said they’d remember for the rest of their lives.

Happy AAPI Heritage Month, Illinois!

Possibly minor Mina the Hollower spoilers but in the form of a joke though this is def going to be an important mechanic later im sure of it the pov mirror of post mina tf...

Quality satire 😉😆🤣

What is the difference between B level and C level in English? 📊📘 Discover the key differences between B-level and C-level English, including fluency, vocabulary range, 🚀 Take Your English to the Next Level: 👉 englishmasteryhub.com #LearnEnglish #EnglishLevels #B2toC1 #ImproveEnglish

Meanwhile Rick Jackson’s campaign ads will get worse and worse. 🫩

⭕ Interview with radical #right-wing #Zionïst religious extremist and settlers in #Israël. #Q: "Can killing #Christïans because of their #Christïan beliefs in #Jesüs be justified?" #A: "Absolutely."

Ha ha.... what a prat! Eze missed penalty.... wtf was he thinking?

#SynthArt #creativeAI #AiArtCommunity #Aidigitalart #AIillustration #promptart #aiartwork #GenerativeAI #Digital3DArt #justbecause #caturday Hope everyone has a good Caturday 😁

A most fortuitous slip for Yuan as Kaensak just misses with his elbow because of it.

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Let’s get one thing straight: artists, donors, and others left the Kennedy Center because of the Trump takeover. Now, it’s time to return it to the American people and Congress so it can flourish once again.

Wildbook from @wildmeorg.bsky.social continues to expand across mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and bats! Explore the latest species additions supporting wildlife research, conservation, and monitoring. Do you have a species or research project for Wildbook? 📩 services@wildme.org

Post something random or you'll have an awful May.

We hope everyone enjoyed Mother's Day yesterday!

Clemence Lagouardat, Oxfam's humanitarian response lead in the OPT, spoke to the BBC R4 Today programme about the deteriorating humanitarian situation in Gaza.

Strong hero's of #Ukraine...🫡 [👇👀💪💙💛✊ 🇺🇦✌️] #Запоріжжя #Україна #Crimea #Ukraine #UkraineVictory #Zelenskyy #GloryToUkraine #слава_українцю #СлаваУкраїні #RepairDemocracy #MRSA

Should you experience the moment or build something from it? Amy Goodchild on art's greatest tension. Full interview @aaronjackarts   @amy_goodchild #DigitalArt #Shorts

#ProudBlue #USDemocracy Live !!! #RobertReich I am doing my part I’m one of them Are You !!!! #Iamoneofthem

She's living in training in Ukraine and has no heat, running water or electricity in her apartment

As a key supporter of @peoplesassembly.bsky.social we're leading an NHS bloc at their demo in London on June 7th. If you're a healthcare worker, patient, or just someone that cares about the future of our NHS - please join us and let's march together 💙 Repost so everyone knows 🙏

The Secret to Creating Lasting Memories Being "conscious, awake, and aware" in your relationships transforms ordinary moments into lifelong memories.   #RelationshipAdvice

we are seven (#RileyGreene) strikeouts into the season and training in a game we played shoddy defense so we could fall behind #Tigers let's go - - - > get rolling

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Big news! The FHFA is breaking the credit monopoly by allowing VantageScore 4.0 and FICO 10T for mortgages. This move is designed to lower costs and include rent payments in your score. Competition is finally coming to mortgage credit reporting. #MortgageNews #CreditScore #RealEstate

I am not Catholic but I am a compassionate human with a working moral compass. I stand in support of Pope Leo

Join us next week @exrdfestival.bsky.social for true, personal stories about science! ✨ FREE tickets https://ow.ly/kZKp50Z2UKU ✨ Two-part show — book one or both ✨ June 6 ✨Featuring Kat Arney, Alex Lathbridge, Austen El-Osta, and Becky Stewart. #ScienceStories #TheStoryCollider

GOOD MORNING Beard Gang! Happy Mon, start of June & a start to #PRIDEMONTH2026! Just wanted to share some deets for this week. We are starting out 2nd month long #PRIDE charity event for The Trevor Project, so check the link HERE: tilt.fyi/AZhEoiuOCF! Check the schedule out and come support us live!

Good morning, happy Friday :)

How can there be so many incompetent assassins in a country with SO MANY fucking gun nuts?! #shotsfired #CorrespondentsDinner #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

We had a play today at Pirate's Treasure in our Numeracy Rainbow Play area. We had to use addition skills to see who could count the treasure to win the coin. Well done p1.

Drag queens parodied Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, and Erika Kirk for the 'Turning Point US GAY' show in Brooklyn and raised over $20,000 for the ACLU. Now that's using good against evil! Seeing as the DOJ is going after the SPLC, who knows who will be next? www.aclu.org #ProudBlue 📹: NowThisImpact

Lulu is such a gem. "She is making money, and many of us are not" 🤣🤣 You know what to do asever.com

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German journalist recounts Israeli brutality

#alphabet #ai #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/eudymt5y

🎬 Anna Faris says she felt love from Scary Movie fans “for many years, but not from the industry.” 📸 credit: @Variety 👉 N Crowd, do you think Anna Faris deserved more recognition? #AnnaFaris #ScaryMovie

Raphael Glucksmann s'est fait recadré par la journaliste de France Info « Raphael Glucksmann la vérité c'est que si vous attendez 3 mois pour être candidat c'est parce que vous n'avez pas d'argent, pas de parti avec des militants et que vous avez besoin de l'argent du PS....»