It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.

The key to toddler meditation? No expectations.* *Arguably also the key to adult meditation.

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Sometimes as a parent, you find yourself wrapping your kid up in a yoga mat because that’s what he wanted. And then, when he gets stuck, you’re thinking, “Cool. Hope I didn’t just give him a lifelong fear of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Or Southeast Asian fitness culture.

Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.

My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with my him instead of playing video games, and as a man, I believe that entitles me to some form of medal or parade, yes?

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

Get out the radar gun for this Andrei Svechnikov laser! 🚨

Trump sued his own government for $10 billion. Today he settled with the DOJ he runs and cut the judge out of the process. The deal: a $1.8 billion taxpayer-funded slush fund his Attorney General controls, with no court oversight and no transparency. It's the most corrupt scheme of his presidency.

Mike Collins’ bold move? Focusing on retail investors when everyone said it was crazy—now it’s the foundation of one of the most active VC firms in the U.S. #AlumniVentures #Leadership #Entrepreneurship #VentureCapital #Innovation #CEOInsights

Both Caruso and Shai hit Harper in the head

In the USWNT U-20 opening match against the Brazil U-20s over the weekend: - Ainsley McCammon and Emeri Adames started - Jordyn Bugg and Sofia Cedeño subbed on in the 60th minute - McCammon earned an assist on the opening goal! #SeattleReign #USWNT #USYNT www.ussoccer.com/stories/2026...

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❗️President 🇺🇦Zelenskyy confirmed a strike on the enemy’s chemical plant “Metafrax” located in 🇷🇺Gubakha. According to the President, production at the plant has been suspended. The attack was carried out by the Security Service of Ukraine.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Si Woo Kim shoots 60, 30 on the front and back

Disinformation campaigns on social media play a crucial role in Russia’s information warfare against Ukraine. More must be done to address this. Find out more in the Foreign Affairs Committee’s latest report ⬇️

Instruments, and aids that help manage sensory sensitivities, focus, and emotional regulation for #ADHD, #AuDHD Gaming Aids: Brain training games, focus-enhancing games, executive function apps #Neurodivergent #Neurodiversity #Neurodivergent #Autism #TouretteSyndrome #tourette #disorder #ocd

Democracy under attack! Can Mike Branik save the nation? 🇺🇸 Dive into the thriller of the year 📚✨ http://dlvr.it/TSjRPQ

⭐️CANADA Podcast Interview!!! Head over to the ONStage Music Podcast YouTube channel for the full interview! 🌺Watch full ONStage Music Podcast interview here: youtu.be/kgU_V-Ubvr0 #podcast #interview #music #canada

Northwestern wins the NCAA Women's Lacrosse Championship by the lake

Ballots don’t do much good on a kitchen counter. Cast your votes and get those ballots in by June 2, Montana! #mtpol

The hot pot event was way funnier than I thought it would be, in large part due to this Stephen guy's VA having impeccable delivery for a comedic character. Got me actually out loud laughing. This update has been so good

It's going well for reform 😂😂 You know actually there is something in it in which they go through any issues with public activity re drones etc for security reasons for airport, but it's way it's put and who it's came from and probably trying to stop airport funding is real reason

👇🏼duck break! 🙌🏼😅🥰🦆🦆🦆 @ruspugs.bsky.social

Got stuck at the loooong day meeting factory frugitos. Will start stream bit late- hopefully at 2pm PST

Merz: "Wir werden mit dieser Partei (AfD) nicht zusammenarbeiten." Hagel: "Kein Amt der Welt ist es wert, mit Stimmen der AfD in dieses Amt gewählt zu werden." Kann man nicht anders sagen: Stabil!

Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool update, May 14.

And that’s all I’m sayin'… #StarWars

America already had a healthcare affordability crisis, and Republicans made it WORSE. Families are paying more than ever for care, prescriptions, and everyday essentials while Donald Trump protect billionaires and stick working people with the bill.

Scout and I need your help to build Small Town PAC. Too often in our politics, the people who make up the majority of America don’t get a seat at the political table.

#NEWS: A dairy farmer has been banned from keeping livestock after admitting animal welfare offences following an investigation by #Cornwall Council’s animal health inspectors. 🔗 www.cornwall.gov.uk/council-news...

Extensive logging for #palmoil and #gold #mining in #NewBritain in #PapuaNewGuinea 🇵🇬 has made the delightful Blue-eyed cockatoo #vulnerable 😿 Help them to survive when you #BoycottPalmOil 🌴🤮💀🚫 #BoycottGold 🥇🚫 #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect wp.me/pcFhgU-tz

Harry warning a fan of the consequences if she texts her ex LMAO PLS 😭😩

Javier Burón, gerente de la empresa pública de vivienda de Navarra y autor 'La crisis de la vivienda', en 'La Semana': “Tenemos 560 viviendas por cada 1.000 habitantes, de los niveles más altos de la OCDE. Viviendas no nos faltan, igual el debate es para qué las utilizamos”

today, mostly sunny. high near 72, with temperatures falling to around 69 in the afternoon. northwest wind 12 to 17 mph. tonight, mostly clear. low around 58, with temperatures rising to around 60 overnight. northwest wind 12 to 17 mph. friday, (1/2)

A new update for Laser Dance will bring six new levels to the game and introduce a new green laser that only moves when you move. Details here: www.uploadvr.com/laser-dance-...

AI Risk isn’t theoretical anymore it’s already inside your operation. As AI systems become part of every business operation, policyholders, brokers, and underwriters face a hard question: When an AI model fails or makes a decision that causes harm is it actually covered by insurance?

The L-Carnitine L-Tartrate 60s Mega Strength is your powerful partner for fitness and daily energy. visit https://summitborne.com/ #LCarnitine #MegaStrength #FatBurnSupport #FitnessEnergy #WorkoutBoost #HealthyLifestyle #FitnessJourney #SupplementSupport #SummitBorne #StayActive

Olympic ice dancer Zach Donohue reframes ADHD as strength. Traditional sports didn’t fit—but ice dance offered structure, focus, and regulation. His career highlights the power of neuro-affirming pathways in elite sport. #ADHD #Neurodiversity #Olympics

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"Make no mistake: this is the biggest heist in American history." @milestaylor.bsky.social joins @stephruhle.bsky.social to react to what we're learning about Donald Trump's settlement in his IRS lawsuit.

“The [Trump] administration... has to be afraid of that power — or they wouldn't be trying to gerrymander themselves into permanent power.” Arizona Sec. of State Adrian Fontes explains how America's "revolutionary spirit" will help it survive the Trump era. Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax2P...

EITA! Kléber Bambam nocauteia Davi Brito durante luta no Fight Music Show

3 weeks ago, I stood in the desert on the shores of the Strait of Hormuz, peering into Iran. Today, I’m looking in from the other side - at the Armenia border with Iran - trying to understand what life looks like for those crossing after weeks of war, pressure and uncertainty.

New video: How do people know when history is happening? Patriot leader John Adams wrote to a friend in 1774 predicting that he would not live to see American independence realized. Only a year later, the American Revolution began. Learn more: retroreport.org/video/when-i...

National Security > Affordability

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Sixty Seconds Of Stephen My copy of the movie program you could get in Japan for the movie Creepshow #StephenKing #Creepshow #Japan

This might be the best way to experience Alberta 🏔️🤠 Horseback rides, mountain views, and unreal local spots, this is Canada at its peak. Catch the Experiencing Canada on Sunday, April 26 at 8 p.m. ET on The Weather Network.

Donald Trump is an invasive species. I don't see Trumpism lasting past Trump — period, full stop. It's a cult of personality. With all due respect, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social, you don't have it.

Michael Green is a Professor of History in UNLV's Department of History and teaches courses on nineteenth-century America and on Nevada and Las Vegas. #WeAreAmerica250

How it feels trying to be optimistic in the current day.

You’re stronger than you feel right now. Our bible podcast reads strength-building verses and helps you stand with renewed courage. #Christianity #Jesus #Faith #Bible #Prayer www.youtube.com/@Reading-And...

El Ayuntamiento de Teguise pide a los propietarios de un complejo turístico abandonado que refuerce el vallado y pongan seguridad privada contra las ocupaciones.

Bad Bunny está de residencia en España. En sus primeros conciertos ha llamado la atención un detalle, las banderas de Canarias ondeando entre el público. El artista ha reconocido que extraña nuestras islas y hasta Quevedo le ha hecho un guiño

Source #Japan #Nippon

Water cannons were used upon the protesters