I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

“So act that you use humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, always at the same time as an end, never merely as a means.” — Immanuel Kant, talking about my kid trying to get a stray cat to tickle his feet when the cat clearly has ends of its own it’s pretty busy tickling.

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

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My kid loves two things: watching videos that I took of him, and yelling at me to stop recording videos that I am currently taking of him. And paradoxes.

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

Technically at the end of this video I sing-song’ed “back away,” but the caption auto-generated it as “taco wee,” and I gotta say, as a professional writer of silly little word combinations, this is the first time I was genuinely afraid my job could be done better by a robot.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

For fans of Empire of the Vampire, The Passage, and Game of Thrones. Culling of the House of Boars is a descent into darkness where ancient vampire clans wage brutal wars among themselves, their hunger for power rivaling their thirst for human blood. READ. RECOMMEND.  REVIEW Order today.

🎥 How the WHO is taking #ClimateAction to ensure #health systems are resilient to #ClimateChange PL RP🩷💚💙 @davidewart.bsky.social @sandy-ot.bsky.social @psychichealerc.bsky.social @tonymanz.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @bluewavefusion.bsky.social @70srockerlori.bsky.social graph: IPCC

🔥 @cornelwest.bsky.social (sitting next to Smug @ScottJenningsKY): “What we’re seeing is spiritual sickness, moral decrepitude, and political corruption on steroids.” He says there is “no integrity” in justifying trump’s $1.8 BILLION slush fund heist to his insurrectionist allies.

Yaroslavl’s oil refinery was reportedly attacked again by Ukrainian drones overnight, with fires and explosions reported. Governor Mikhail Yevrayev said the regional drone attack was repelled, while roads were temporarily closed and sirens sounded. #Russia

People move fast for hype. They’ll pledge, follow, and amplify when it’s big enough. But when someone has been giving real information for years people extract, learn, and move on. Access without support is extraction. Pay attention to who you support… and why. If you want the full breakdown, it’s

What’s wrong with these people? They act like they can waltz into any country they please and just seize it, like a bunch of barbarians.

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I am continuing to push for better access to medicines where there are currently shortages. Medicines that support those with ADHD and menopause are life-changing, and it is unacceptable for constituents to be left without the care they need.

This summer, we’re heating things up. 🔥 🔥 Don't get burned. Into the Breach. #comingsoon

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📢 Today, Monday the 18th of May on Cape Town News... 🌊 Flood aftermath update as Cape disaster toll tops one hundred thousand 🚓 Cape Town unleashes tougher crackdown on illegal street racing 🚨 Search intensifies after teenager disappears at Monwabisi Beach 📍 Watch the full bulletin at 3 PM today.

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🎙️ Just dropped a new episode! We're breaking down the latest twists in Paradise and the emotional weight of Xavier's journey in season 2. Tune in for insights and theories from eps 2-4! Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more: www.scenennerdpodcast.com/paradiseseas... YouTube: youtu.be/PolPUPyA-EI

Highlights of Skye Blue vs Mazzerati vs Vipress for Generation Championship Wrestling on the 8th May 2021. #GCW #SkyeBlue #Vipress #Mazzerati #Wrestling #IndyWrestling

“Holy Gaslighting” a new song by The Swivle Project

Donna Orender, co-founder & commissioner of the new Upshot League - a pro women’s basketball developmental league - joins me to discuss plans to expand in the coming years. Full ep: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch the full interview on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube later today

Opossum attacks raccoon! This wouldn’t not have happened if there had been a ballroom!

“It is an ending of a chapter, but the book’s not done.” Sam and Becky on Lindsey Heaps being an American trailblazer with plenty more pages left in her football journey ⚽📕

Blake Can’t Spell #GachaOC #GachaLife

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Happy birthday in heaven Hector Macho Camacho. Not for nothing but, I was a fan.

It's true; there's really no place like home. And I can help you get there! Message me now to begin your journey home. #thehelpfulagent #DenverHomes #ArvadaColorado #ArvadaHomesForSale #DenverColorado

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Made with Deep Glow by @harry__designs aescripts.com/deep-glow #aftereffects #aescripts #deepglow A short love story with two balls. Used 3D paths, gradients and created a glass effect with a displacement map. May need a faster machine 😅

On Thursday I attended Full Council remotely and asked the Cabinet Member about justifying staying on X and praised the community action we've seen in Minnesota in the last month.

Campos: I'd say pretty much everyone in the room supported what I had to say. It's just that oftentimes they lack the courage, or there's too much on the line for them to say something about it.

This week the Mental Health Bill came back to Parliament. I raised the case of my constituents Cyril and Dianne who lost their son Leon as result of failures in the system. The nominated persons clause in the bill will be of great comfort to parents such as Cyril and Dianne.

Aquest dimecres, nou capítol del #recórrer a TV locals i a la plataforma @laxarxames On descobrirem com l’esport pot ajudar a superar una addicció a partir de la història de l’Iñaki Lazo Un programa de @CanalTerrassa @VOrientalTv @Atletisme_FCA @esportsenxarxa

New "Off The Record" podcast to start us off here in 2026! Our first podcast this year highlights The Chopper Foundation - a group dedicated to saving our pets' lives. They are doing amazing work in the community. Watch & listen here: lehighvalleywithlovemedia.com/podcast/thec...

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A bipartisan group of lawmakers and transit advocates wants year-round commuter rail service to Buzzards Bay. Gov. Healey says interim Transportation Sec. Eng will “take a look at it.” https://www.wcvb.com/article/cape-cod-commuter-rail-bourne-expansion/71423333 

My paper cup machine is running, and the production line never stops

You’re very welcome! I definitely had to clean up some of my knowledge from dark, dusty corners 😅

The group chat rn bantering the Liverpool fans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Movie: No Time to Die Summary: James Bond, retired and enjoying a quiet life, is drawn back into espionage when a former CIA friend seeks help. What starts as a routine mission becomes deeply personal and dangerous.

Your New York Moment 11.27.2025 🦃🍗 #HappyThanksgiving #NY

Bake a soft, golden sourdough brioche loaf with our premium starter. Perfect for breakfast or dessert. Get your active starter on Etsy today and rise to perfection! #craftbread #slowfood #glutenfree #baker #boule #artisan #organic #fermentation #homemade #easyrecipe #baking #breadmaking #sourdoughb

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Not LA Knight asking Pearce if he’s feeling UCEY 💀 #WWERAW

Your nervous system doesn’t bond with potential; it bonds with patterns. When someone consistently follows through, communicates clearly, and shows up the same way over time, your brain relaxes into trust and safety. #relationshipadvice

My question is who in the hell is keeping Donald Trump out of prison? Why has the ICC not ruled against trump’s extrajudicial murders in South America? Bibi isn’t the only criminal who’s skating. IN 2026 - VOTE. MAGA. OUT. ALL OF THEM.

Happy Birthday to WYNONNA JUDD Born On May 30th, 1964 "No One Else on Earth" by Wynonna Judd Song Link: youtu.be/srNR0XaCfSQ?... @djraysmusic.com

Kritik braucht mehr Haltung Ein Beispiel, wie schnell Kritik abgeblockt wird. Direkt, unbequem und lehrreich. #kritik #tech #opensource

Reminder that Trump’s DOJ would rather out every survivor than admit he is the files. The Trump-Epstein Reading Room is now open to see for yourself. @thetrumpsonian.bsky.social

#WhatDaDogDoin #AEWDynamite

That’s so dumb and dangerous. Hope he losses his license forever

Pytanie dlaczego nie mogła wcześniej... #retoryczne