Slo-mo is great because before it you had to just imagine what it was like to be a cheerleader for a jeering team of whale demons on the moon.

As a Jewish father, I’ll never have to tell my kid Santa isn’t real. But one day I am going to have to tell him that Roomba’s parent company, iRobot, went out of business. So yeah… let’s just say I get it.

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

A tired toddler is a lot like jazz: loopy, hard to follow, and I could listen to it go on and on—but I get why people find it annoying.

My kid loves two things: watching videos that I took of him, and yelling at me to stop recording videos that I am currently taking of him. And paradoxes.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

Next to bedtime, I’d have to say that the hardest part of being a father is probably just any time that his mother leaves me alone with him. Thank God, she doesn’t trust me too much or this would be effing impossible.

Raising him to survive the economy of tomorrow. Step one: infiltrate the robots. Step two: unionize.

What might the late great documentary maker Frederick Wiseman say about how our attention is being spent in relation to Gaza? Find out at the end of this week’s show, and visit Laura Flanders on Substack and become a subscriber to receive her extended commentary. 🔗 in bio. #Commentary #Gaza

Plant characters in D&D? Hard to say what may “Turnip” in this epsiode of the Lethal Dispatch. It is sure to be one in a “Melon” and guaranteed to be on “Point-setta” Lett-Uce see what George thinks as we get to the “root” of it all! Tune in tonight on YouTube or Rumble. youtu.be/6pJ2l9BI8Jo

Another Lair D&D Storytime! Bad Rolls, Zombie Hand Chickens, and a Orc Baby Hero in the making! #booksky #blacksky #d&D #ttrpg #blerd #staynerdy

Fans believe Latto has officially welcomed her first baby with 21 Savage 👶🏽 The speculation comes after she posted a new video where her baby bump appears gone and baby music plays in the background 🎥 credit: @latto 👉 N Crowd, do y’all think this confirms it?? 👇💬

who’s coming to groot’s ’tree’? #areyouareyou #guardiansofthegalaxy #groot #mcu #fyp

Renee Good, a 37-year-old mother was killed by an ICE agent. The Trump administration is lying about it. Evidence is being withheld from Minnesota. The cover up is already underway. There was no credible justification for force here. None. There has to be a line. When is enough enough.

New podcast episode: Best AI Coding Assistants with Local Mode in 2026 The best AI coding assistants with local mode in 2026 - covering Continue.dev, Tabby, Cline, Cursor Ghost Mode, and Aider with real privacy models and self-hosting options. Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

This is Layla, retrieving the last bat of her career! Yes, I am crying…😭😭😭

Hart of the City 🔥 🏀 🔵⚪️🟠 #derkleinemeier #illustration #nba #newyorkknicks #nbaplayoffs

Why Wembanyama is Changing the Game 🔥 7’4” with an 8-foot wingspan. Victor Wembanyama is an absolute freak rewriting basketball like Wilt & Kareem. The game is changing in front of our eyes. Who’s the freakiest player you’ve ever seen? 👀 #Wembanyama #NBA #Spurs

📊 2026-04-28 • NATO-US Tensions: MACRON: EU ARTICLE 42.7 'STRONGER THAN NATO ARTICLE 5'; TRUMP: 'ALLIANCE HAS FAILED US'; NATO REITERATES NO SUSPENSION MECHANISM • Israel-Palestine: Gaza Holds First Elections in 20 Years as IDF Strikes Kill 7+ More Palestinians • World Cup 2026:… 🔗 watchboard.dev

Step right up and grab yourself some breathable air at Omnishop! (Scene from Neofeud 2 my 90s-style #retrogame! #indiedev #indiegames #cyberpunk #steamdeck #RETROGAMING #art #artist #scifiart #noai

WWE SMACKDOWN LIVE STREAM ***730PM ET TONIGHT*** LIVE ON YOUTUBE/Twitch The most unscripted, uncensored & unbiased wrestling coverage! Even the wrestlers are watching! We are the Wrasslin’ fans united! What will happen? Tune in to find out! Link Above! #wwe #smackdown #wwebacklash #WFU #w4ln

"...a lot of strange antidotes" ??? #GeorgeKnapp

How many of us are going to see the new Mandalorian movie? #TriviaTime #StarWars #TheMandalorian #SigourneyWeaver #FYPViral

One year ago, StandWithUs Israel Executive Director Michael Dickson responded to the antisemitic domestic terror attack in Washington, D.C., that murdered Sarah Milgrim and Yaron Lischinsky.

The intricate drug distribution network, compounded by societal ills, has collectively fuelled this crisis; mere emergency measures are insufficient to cure such a long-standing and intractable problem.

Liz Ellyn's MFM & MMF Romances 🔥 Overruling Judgment 🔥 Defending Engagement 🔥 Willful Parties #WhyChoose #PolyRomance #UnconventionalLove

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Ok Ōtepoti Dunedin folk, any pubs open for the FIFA world cup? Like for the early morning games? The last FIFA World Cup Auckland did have a few bars that were showing some of the games eg. The Fox and one sports bar on Fort Street (that’s gone now). Hoping Dunedin does the same…😁🎉🧡

The best part is when we get to celebrate them at the end of class. We hope that these positive words encourage them to keep going in their journey in the shooting sports! We love SAFETY and it shows!! . #kidssafefoundation #gunsafety #rangeday

While not a lot goes on in the clinch, this might be one of the longest clinches I've seen allowed in RWS that isn't just two dudes trading knees and elbows constantly.

Tiger Escapes During Russian Circus

Iran has completely rejected the Trump administration’s demand to transfer its enriched uranium stockpile out of the country, one of Washington’s central conditions in ongoing negotiations. But I’m sure Trump will make some kind of announcement just before the markets open on Monday.

@chelleslilmuses.bsky.social STRANGER THINGS AU: It turns out Isabel has gotten some flowers at work. “From who?” She asks.

#ChrisRiker #KeepReading #Booktok #Booktokformen #ShortStory #Author #IndieAuthor #MarchReading #March #TBR

You know, for a cat who I thought was dying on Sunday, Lulu is doing remarkably well! #CatsOfMastodon #FosterCat

Dark Kora, Deep Tribal Energy for the Dancefloor Feel the pulse of Dark Kora, where heavy tribal grooves, dark club textures and Afro-inspired rhythms build a hypnotic tech house atmosphere. Listen now on all platforms: https://sdz.sh/UsJMBk #TechHouse

Restoring and upgrading an old pair of clogs (klompen in Dutch). #handicraft #clogs #restoration #footwear

The clear takeaway from today is that Donald Trump is not unstoppable and you are not powerless.

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Saba the #mainecoon #cat wishes you a wonderful mews-day Tuesday. #mainecoons #mainecooncats #cats #catsofbluesky #bluecats #blueskycats #catsonbluesky #caturday #felinefriday #catsky

Q: Why do so many on the Christian right seem obsessed with James Talarico? Journalist: The kind of Christianity he’s espousing is a threat to the cultural monopoly that the GOP wants to project over Christianity.

#hinckley #leicestershire #drlukeevans #speeding #noisepollution #antisocial #crime #news #council #police #rejectreformuk (Tories 2.0) ... #HopeNotHate #ChangeEverything #BackZack #VoteGreen join.greenparty.org.uk

Quick Thoughts 💭 #TheConjuringLastRites  - Now in Theaters 🎭 🎥 🍿 #TheConjuring

TONIGHT at 9 on SOPBS: Great Performances: Top Hat Based on the 1935 movie musical starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, "Top Hat" features dazzling choreography and period sets, with an Irving Berlin score featuring "Cheek to Cheek," "Let's Face the Music and Dance" and "Puttin' on the Ritz."

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Had *the best* time speaking with genius cinematographer Linus Sandgren today about crafting #WutheringHeightsMovie / #WutheringHeights’ emotions through lighting & how he turned a bright, windy day into a misty, foggy one. He’s AWESOME!

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@ignitionpress.bsky.social The Patron 1 final order cutoff June 22nd, in shops July 29th. @cjward.bsky.social & @johnjpearson.bsky.social Interview on YT & Podcast Apps!

Good drones have attacked the Lazarevo oil dispatch station in Russia's Kirov region 🔥🔥🔥 ​The facility transits West Siberian crude oil to domestic refineries and pumps raw materials for export via the Baltic Sea.

ᒪÍᗷᗩᑎO Israel está bombardeando massivamente a cidade de Tiro, no sul do Líbano, neste momento. Bairros inteiros estão sendo apagados do mapa. Uma das cidades mais antigas da Terra está sendo aniquilada diante dos nossos olhos. E o mundo assiste em silêncio. 🧵1/2⤵️

If you see this post an anime you love #animesky

Join me at my fourth Annual SFV Pride to be loud and show that we belong right here in the greater San Fernando Valley, because this is OUR community, OUR history, and OUR ground to hold. 🗓️ June 27th 📍MARCH: 7115 VAN NUYS BLVD 🎉FESTIVAL: VAN NUYS CIVIC CENTER

you ran 42km and now the endurance legends can take over your socials while you snooze. #fyp #viral

Never Look This Up In America

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