It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.

Raising a child in Southern California is basically the same as anywhere else—just with a bit more emphasis on earthquake and fire prep. That’s where the Skymall neck massager and the Skymall flame-retardant neck massager really shine.

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. In some cases, in the rare and demanding role of ‘Mama Who Must Sing With Me With the Kitty.’ An unconventional play, to be sure, and not one of Shakespeare’s best, which perhaps explains its omission from the canon.

Next to bedtime, I’d have to say that the hardest part of being a father is probably just any time that his mother leaves me alone with him. Thank God, she doesn’t trust me too much or this would be effing impossible.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

The fact remains: my son has never been seen in the same room as the Cutie Bomber. Also Spider-Man. Also Superman. So by the transitive property, Spider-Man is Superman—which explains why neither has done anything about the Cutie Bomber.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

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America is backsliding. When a representative is physically restrained in order to be excluded from the decision-making process, we must stand together and resist! Fuck these racists! Tennessee is looking real ugly lately.

Kolone iz zapadne i centralne Srbije okupljaju se kod Sava centra odakle će preko Gazele krenuti ka Slaviji.

Cambridge Analytica / Alex Phillips receipts. #politicslive

Will Todd Blanche be questioned about this statement? Have Ro Khanna, Thomas Massie and team seen these images? Why wasn’t this a priority immediately after his press conference? Unless the intent is to protect the perpetrators, leading to the overall cover-up.

Useful idiot Joe Rogan was easily distracted by rotten egg Rep. Tim Burchett’s nothing-burger UFO bullsh*t. Meanwhile, our guest @flyinglotus has the real evidence! Huge thanks to @officialrmbrown for breaking this Rogan coverage. 🫡

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Thousands of Houston area citizens are expected to join protests this weekend against the Trump administration. #NoKingsDay seeks to emphasize a growing number of grievances around budget, policy, and administrative abuses of power.

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Me to my alarm clock after no sleep:

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Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf claims the Equality Act discriminates against white working class boys, but that’s false. Equality Act 2010 explicitly prohibits discrimination based on race, meaning white working class boys are just as protected as any other group. #r4today #BBCBreakfast

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Max and David are once schooled in history by the ever-erudite Producer Will. Turns out Irish Creme was British, and invented by some guy named Tom.

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May 30, 1985: New York Knicks coach Hubie Brown joins CBS Sports during halftime in Game 2 of the NBA Finals between the Lakers and Celtics, weighing in on NBA coaching changes and highlights from the first half. Los Angeles defeated Boston, 109-102, to tie the series at 1-1.

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The way you talk to yourself matters. Every time you tell yourself you “should” be handling something better, your nervous system hears criticism instead of safety. Try replacing judgment with observation: “This is hard right now.” That small shift can help your brain stop fighting itself.

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Over the last 50 years, $50 trillion has flowed from the bottom 90% of Americans to the top 1%. Why don't our political leaders fix it? They work for the 1%. Many are the 1%. It's time to elect an outsider.

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Mike Trout delivers the game-tying RBI. 😤 📺: Rangers vs Angels on Peacock and NBCSN

Hier prüft der Chef noch selbst! 11 Uhr Tag der offenen Tore in Fechenheim Gründenseestraße 37

Camp IV on Mt. Everest, situated at 7,900m, is considered the highest campsite on Earth & the last stop before the summit. 🏔️

I dare say she doesn't have a lot of admiring fans🫢

More heatwave today 🔥

Навіть бобер пішов у бомбосховище: на відео — Київ.

What international scholars say about the Tokyo Trials 80 years👇

"My games in a really good place!" Player of the Match Ollie Pope spoke to BBC London's Mark Church after a resounding victory over Middlesex. 📰 Report. 📺 Highlights. 🔗 buff.ly/lm1UwmM 🩵 | #VitalityBlast

Here he comes! IT'S FINE!!!👀😅 #RingofHonor