I know the Adam and Eve story isn’t meant to be taken literally, but it really does feel like men got there first when they were handing out gender roles. Like Adam had already given all the predators badass names and was like, “Great first day.

The key to toddler meditation? No expectations.* *Arguably also the key to adult meditation.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

It’s devastating to me that my kid is still so young and yet already so much better at clubbing than me (I assume, I’ve never really been clubbing to judge against. It’s mostly just this with champagne, yes?)

“Why do we fall, Bruce?” So we can learn to bump our heads. Also, my name’s not Bruce. Sorry—I’ve fallen down a lot.

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

CITY OR COUNTRY, ANIMAL PROTECTION UNITES US Georgie Purcell MP: "Whether we’re from the city or country — animal protection is an issue that unites many of us. And it’s time for angry blokes to drop the stereotypes." #SpringSt #VicPol #Victoria #Animals #AusPol #AusPol2026 #AnimalRights #AJP

"Don't worry about failing. Go." 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 talks about the most powerful thing a coach can say to a player. You have to give them permission to be great. If they're worried about making mistakes, they aren't playing at their best. Catch the full episode on the 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐉

This Is What Heartbreak Does to Your Brain 💔 Heartbreak activates the same brain regions as physical pain. That ache in your chest isn’t imaginary. It’s real. 💔

When you see who funds political leaders, you can vote for people-first, not power-first candidates. ⚠️ That’s the key to a democracy that works for the people, not for the money. ✅ Join the movement at futureis.org #USPolitics #USGovernment #VotingRights

Don't mind us, just casually vibing to our main menu soundtrack this #ScreenshotSaturday 😌🎶 Check out our demo for SPILL THE BEANS on Steam! ➡️ bit.ly/spill-the-be... #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

Dylan Edwards of the Kitchener Rangers scores the first goal at the Memorial Cup

Glenn Diesen @Glenn_Diesen ✖️🐦✖️ "The first step toward reversing Europe’s decline and political legitimacy crisis is the replacement of leaders such as @kajakallas.bsky.social"

We were hoping for a revolution, but instead the Russians chose a “civil information war”… Russian journalists Dmitry Borisenko and Pavel Ivanov discuss what is currently happening in Russian society.

“Service members… don’t make the same mistakes we did. Exercise your rights to get out now.” - CCW Executive Director Mike Prysner arrested alongside 60+ veterans protesting Iran War today.

Sakurajima Volcano, Kagoshima, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Matron (Pastoral Housemistress/master), Radley College. Closes: 05/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/08m6qe. #independentschooljobs #oxfordshirejobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

Knicks face off against winners of Celtics vs 76ers 👀 #nba #playoffs #knicks #basketballnews #nbaplayoffs

Absolute disaster for #Washington‼️ A former #WhiteHouse advisor admits on #60Minutes that the #Trümp administration is completely powerless to reopen the #StraitOfHormuz. #Irän has total strategic dominance. #Trümp started a catastrophic war he literally cannot win‼️

#iran #war #trump #gop #usa Look how weak the US has become. This plan sucks!

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I didn’t vote for the social media ban; the real issue has always been tech companies allowing harmful behaviour to run rampant on their platforms. But with the ban in place, the Govt mustn’t forget to ensure social media platforms also clean up their act. #auspol #politas

Amidst the verdant tapestry of a Victorian garden, a delicate dance between life and mortality is captured in the intricate lines of this skull art print. Rendered with meticulous detail, the juxtaposition of the ephemeral blooms and the timeless elegance of the skull invites contemplation on the...

Even top solar panels waste most absorbed energy. Researchers are still working to boost efficiency & unlock solar's full potential. ☀️ #solarenergy Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-supercharging-solar-cells-quantum-dot.html

TONIGHT: Game 5 from Oklahoma City as the San Antonio Spurs take on the Thunder. Tip-off is set for 7:30 with the series tied up at 2-2. Here's how to watch and more: bit.ly/4fajVJW

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“Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke” Mixed media: Resin clay, acrylic paint, laser print, and plenty of hot melt. 🎶 “Up in Smoke” by Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong #cheechandchong #upinsmoke #sculpture #mixedmedia

Cool, this is the closest I got. The legendary Chickadee, Crazyface, buzzed my ear, I could feel the feathers!

The weekend is here — and Anchorage has plenty going on! From local theater and live music to the Spenard Food Truck Carnival kickoff and even a guinea pig adoption event, this week’s Anchorage Weekender rounds up 8 things to do around town. 📲 See the full list: https://akpub.io/4pvFNlH

The ultimate dealbreaker or a hidden gem? 🏠🚫🚗 #RealEstate #HouseHunting #HomeBuyer #DreamHome #PropertyInvestment

Emergency! S01E09 - Dilemma Clip number 0077 #KMG-365 #emergency

I laughed but also leave service workers alone with your pranks

If Bryn from Anturia visited Earth today…

👎 Tax credits that some Oregon families use to afford health coverage expired in January. 💵 Congress last year failed to renew a tax credit that families use to purchase health insurance on the Affordable Care Act health exchanges. Learn more here: https://bit.ly/3ZzCH4k #orpol #orleg

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#cf97 goal of the day for February 22, 2026: June 22, 2024 - MLS Orlando City SC 4-2 Chicago Fire - Hugo Cuypers 69'

THIS part. it’s OFFICIAL #KNICKS in 6. first game WIN either in San Antonio or OKC. #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies 👊🏽💥

Wreck-it Ralph And Fix-It Felix Jr. The American Civil War 2026_03 #WreckitRalphAndFixItFelixJr #Artist #Dream #GrokGifAi #AmericanCivilWar

Remembering the 1970s Oil Shocks: A Personal Story Markham Hislop & I discuss a report forecasting global oil inventory drop. While it suggests an imminent operational floor, Hislop says human adaptability & electrification offer alternates that may help the outcome. jonliedtke.ca/2026/05/12/b...

"They escorted us off with three armed officers." 13-year-old Mason was barred from a plane because he kept talking about bombs. But Mason has Tourette's Syndrome. His dad tells @shelaghfogarty.bsky.social what happened.

Delaney Hall. Trump. ICE. Detention centers. Crimes against humanity

One small line in a home agreement can cost thousands later. Many buyers unknowingly take over rental items like AC, furnace, or water softeners and end up paying huge monthly bills for years. Always review contracts carefully. Want to learn more? Comment “EVENT” #CanadaRealEstate #HomeBuyingTips

After 20 years, YouTube is its own economy, and according to Matthew Patrick, aka MatPat, its time for creators to take the reins. Matthew and Stephanie Patrick broke down their retirement for Like & Subscribe's Natalie Jarvey at NAB Show in Vegas - mrf.lu/pp_d

Es gibt immer Aufregung, wenn kostenloser ÖPNV gefordert wird. Aber Straßen sind auch kostenlos, und die Verkehrspolizei und die Rettungsdienste und das hinterfragt auch niemand. Alles eine Frage des politischen Willen und der politischen Agenda.

From labor, to reproductive rights groups, to anti-corruption groups, our message is resonating.

I’m Stephanie Murphy—and I’m running for Mayor of Orange County, Florida. I was honored to represent parts of Orange County in Congress. I’m ready to bring my results-driven approach to our community so we can grow smarter, make life more affordable, and build a better future.

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Democratic State Rep Heather Matson on why she didn't sign off on a bill restricting medication abortion, which was in subcommittee today: #ialegis

Responses by HHS Secretary, Robert Kennedy, were excruciating to watch under the skilled questioning of Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO) about the elimination of the CDC’s Safe Motherhood Program―4/21/26 House Energy & Commerce Committee hearing. Full video👇🏾 youtu.be/Ts467FO4DsA @degette.house.gov #PINKS

Local SEO for Lawyers: How to Rank #1 in the Local Pack Nobody knows who you are. Harsh? Yes. True? Also yes. You’re the best lawyer in the state-but Google thinks you’re a dentist. Visibility isn't vanity. It’s how clients find you first. #LocalSEO #DigitalMarketing #LawFirmSEO

Pure happiness~Golden Retriever babies trying puppy mush for the first time💛

Define 'Locked in.' I’ll go first.

LeComplaint thought he was slick with this, saying it should've been a foul... Yeah, offensive foul ☠️ #inthepaintcrew #nba #basketball #lebronjames #shaqtinafool

The first, and only, chemistry prize awarded to two women; long-awaited lithium ion prizes and more have featured on our November covers in the last 20 years. Rupali Dabas highlights some of our favourites!

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📲 Leire Díaz dijo al exsecretario de Estado: "La intención de todo esto es limpiar" 🌀 "No hay ninguna frase ni documento ni nada que implique directamente al Presidente del Gobierno en todo esto", apunta @fgarea.bsky.social en #MalasLenguas