Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

As a Jewish father, I’ll never have to tell my kid Santa isn’t real. But one day I am going to have to tell him that Roomba’s parent company, iRobot, went out of business. So yeah… let’s just say I get it.

There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

My kid loves two things: watching videos that I took of him, and yelling at me to stop recording videos that I am currently taking of him. And paradoxes.

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

The fact remains: my son has never been seen in the same room as the Cutie Bomber. Also Spider-Man. Also Superman. So by the transitive property, Spider-Man is Superman—which explains why neither has done anything about the Cutie Bomber.

Rumor has it that Ross Dress For Less is coming to Somers Point! #RossDressForLess # SomersPoint #Staples

Další poslanec myslitel z ANO. "Je správně, že se s německými politiky nikdo z vládní koalice nepotká?" "Je to fakt." "A je to správně nebo ne?" "Je to fakt." A je to správně nebo ne?" "Je to fakt." "Kdo je podle vás zodpovědný za tuto náladu ve společnosti?" "Média."

Why did the “worst of the worst,” once locked away in Alcatraz prison get a better deal from the US government than the American working class? #capitalism #alcatraz #socialism #free open.substack.com/pub/letsmake...

What’s wrong with these people? They act like they can waltz into any country they please and just seize it, like a bunch of barbarians.

Congratulations to the Royal School Wolverhampton on their Chess Tournament win ♟️ www.expressandstar.com/your-world/w...

Storm #Benjamin houdt huis in Rotterdam!

❗️“Active diplomatic work is underway with partners in the EU to bring Ukraine’s membership in the bloc closer, — Zelenskyy. The President also stated that Ukraine is preparing new sanctions decisions: both long-range and legal ones.”

I am continuing to push for better access to medicines where there are currently shortages. Medicines that support those with ADHD and menopause are life-changing, and it is unacceptable for constituents to be left without the care they need.

Algorhythm Holdings, Inc. (Nasdaq: RIME), parent of AI logistics platform SemiCab, will release Q1 2026 results and host an investor call at 10 a.m. Eastern on Thursday, May 14. See the complete Disclosure at b2idigital.com/disclaimer. B2i Digital is not a broker-dealer or investment adviser.

@anelsona.bsky.social on the creation of the secretive Council for National Policy: "They could tilt the Electoral College, they could tilt the House of Representatives and the Senate." Watch Anne talk about the shadow networks that fueled Christian nationalism: www.youtube.com/watch?featur...

At least 8 dead, 25 injured after train collides with passenger bus near Bangkok's Makkasan station. - factal

CDC warning about a surge in tick bites across the U.S. Mindy Basara explains where the biggest surge is located in today's Medical Minute. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/cdc-warns-rising-tick-bites-disease-risk/71126415 

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Tara Reid Makes Rare Appearance at Cannes Film Festival Months After Alleged Hospitalization Tara Reid attended the Cannes Film Festival premiere of ‘Histoires De La Nuit’ on Friday, May 22, months after claiming she was hospitalized

Happy Friday! "Hair of the Dog" - Bauhaus. Noisy.

#アークナイツ #Arknights Arknights CN News New SideStory 《辞岁行》 「First Of A Thousand Autumns」 New Outfit 豆苗 Beanstalk ビーンストーク “红丝带之约” "Ribbons Of Promise"

Japan travel discord to help learn #travel #japan #japanese #anime #manga #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #asia #gaming #asian #lofi #learnjapanese

Donna Orender, co-founder & commissioner of the new Upshot League - a pro women’s basketball developmental league - joins me to discuss plans to expand in the coming years. Full ep: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch the full interview on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube later today

me when Mox manhandled that Italian kid 🤼

Pin-tailed Whydah (Vidua macroura) performing a courtship display, characterized by the breeding male's distinct black and white plumage, bright red bill, and exceptionally long tail feathers.

Discover how a #ConnectedEnterprise drives #ResponsibleTransformation! By uniting all business functions, Altum helps streamline operations and boost decision-making. 🌟 Ready to elevate your business? Let’s ride the #AltumWave together! 🌊 #OperationalEfficiency #BusinessGrowth

Why to give HPV vaccine at age 9

Caught in the act 📸✨ https://fansly.com/lemoline/t5 #model #photoshoot #selfie #pose #camera #fansly #contentcreator #exclusive

Girl to girl? If he’s not undone by the way you look at him, we’re 👏not 👏 interested 👏. We want obsession. We want hunger. We want that dark fantasy romance energy. 📚 Obsidian Feathers. Available now. #darkfantasyromance

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While the American people struggle to afford basic needs & make ends meet, Republicans remain focused on shoveling billions more to ICE & Border Patrol. Easy Action links 🔗 Below 👇 Copy & paste into your browser 🛜

🫶It's never too late to give to🔥Safe Team = Successful Mission🔥—Tooniacs—3 Years Strong!!💥 For the @ 1usc_army (X) 1st Unmanned Systems Center ! 👀And the partner @lorelei0502.bsky.social has some persuasive arguments 😳😉🤣 #SlavaUkraini #UkraineWillWin L💙VE Ukraine 💛 🪙Mine Toonies⤵️

Nah, Rice and Riccy's reaction to Mikel clocking them 🫂 is absolutely sending me. 🤣😭

Tom Steyer wasted all those millions on the California governors race saying “billionaires can be different in fact I’m different” just for Mark Cuban to praise Trump for the sake of business deals.

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Abolish ICE! Legal residency for all 12 million undocumented Americans now! CA-34, I am the only candidate for Congress with a plan to get ICE out of LA while also making sure our undocumented neighbors receive the legal residency they have earned. #CA34 #Independent #immigration #ice #losangeles

A wild fox in northern BC stopped to listen when driver started whistling

Fixed ops retention is being reframed as a *communication* problem. 📱

From sea to shining sea 🇺🇸💙🌊 #NoKings #NoKingsNewburyportMA #Newburyport #Massachusetts

🎥 With a good chunk of their core returning and the addition of Satou Sabally, the Liberty have high hopes in 2026. Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/42VFmqB 📺 youtu.be/PwtT9xxs-K0 Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @brittanycarper.bsky.social @richardcohen.bsky.social

Made with Deep Glow by @harry__designs aescripts.com/deep-glow #aftereffects #aescripts #deepglow A short love story with two balls. Used 3D paths, gradients and created a glass effect with a displacement map. May need a faster machine 😅

Aquest dimecres, nou capítol del #recórrer a TV locals i a la plataforma @laxarxames On descobrirem com l’esport pot ajudar a superar una addicció a partir de la història de l’Iñaki Lazo Un programa de @CanalTerrassa @VOrientalTv @Atletisme_FCA @esportsenxarxa

Panama is now caught in the middle of a growing U.S.-China clash over control of strategic canal ports. Pedro Armada joins Eric to explain why Beijing’s pressure campaign may be escalating and why Panama’s options are narrowing. Watch - tinyurl.com/3d7sxs8w

GHOST is a start-up with FLAT AC Charging Cables that meet industry and local test standards (mfg claims). Great for EV Charging situations where people frequently walk by. Visit: ghostallaccess.com www.instagram.com/reel/DWKMe6M...

Rest in power, Rev. Jesse Jackson. 🕊️ "Rising tides don't lift all boats — particularly those stuck at the bottom." He said it in 1984. We're still fighting the same fight. His voice lives on. #JesseJackson

As people discuss former President Joe Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis, I’m speaking with longtime @wfmz.com anchor Rob Vaughn about his prostate cancer diagnosis he received last year, and what treatment looks like. Catch the full story on 69 News at 5

No student should feel unsafe when they walk into school. Our school districts, parents, and even fellow students all have a duty to step off the sidelines and be a part of the solution. It’s time to turn the volume up and reject the quiet acceptance of these incidents.

I’ve added a new labyrinth room to my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. Its layout changes with every new moon, making it even harder to solve. What should I add next? ➡️ Wishlist 'Crimson Rest' on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3993140 #darkfantasy #indiedev #gamedev #psx #godot

INCOMING KILL CRUISE: Ever wanted to go on a vacation on a double boat where you get to kill bad guys? Well boy do we have a game for you. This week we play CRISIS BEAT for PS1 and do a little Kung Fu then hit up Charl at the lounge for free drinks and singing.

Tan linda Lune, cuidando a Gustave / Lune looks so cute taking care of Gustave #Expedition33

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As New Jersey prepares to host visitors from around the world, today we announced a human trafficking awareness campaign in partnership with @itsapenalty.bsky.social. By helping people recognize the signs of human trafficking and connecting survivors with support, we can help someone find safety.

After 60, your body needs 39% more insulin effort just to do the same job. Read that again.

Top renovation do's and don'ts from Kate Davidson to keep everything running smoothly @rickzamperin.bsky.social. FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live/top-renovation-dos-and-donts/

The longest homers of the last week Presented by @MountainDew