And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

The key to toddler meditation? No expectations.* *Arguably also the key to adult meditation.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

🎶 Baby’s Sharp do do do do do do 🎶

There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.

Raising him to survive the economy of tomorrow. Step one: infiltrate the robots. Step two: unionize.

It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

"Will you be the energy secretary?" Last night, ahead of today's cabinet appointments, Stephen Flynn was asked by Calum Macdonald if he would take up the role of energy secretary... Would he be a good appointment for John Swinney?

❗️“Active diplomatic work is underway with partners in the EU to bring Ukraine’s membership in the bloc closer, — Zelenskyy. The President also stated that Ukraine is preparing new sanctions decisions: both long-range and legal ones.”

I am continuing to push for better access to medicines where there are currently shortages. Medicines that support those with ADHD and menopause are life-changing, and it is unacceptable for constituents to be left without the care they need.

The “startled corpse” toxic ex prince whose depravity the royals couldn’t cover up .. .. and the Australian Senate inquiry into the dark forces running global disinformation scams. “Truth Lies & Media” is live! ⚡️ On Apple & Spotify 🍎 Promo Match Frame Editing #auspol #NewsCorpse

Thanks 👍 i enjoyed the outdoors just as much as the kinky stuff i share! Of course I took something with me! 😋

This summer, we’re heating things up. 🔥 🔥 Don't get burned. Into the Breach. #comingsoon

He’s a CEO, he’s a YouTube host, he’s a blogger! What can’t @aaronecarroll.bsky.social do? Watch the latest video in our series with Healthcare Triage to watch him in action. And if you leave a comment, he might just reply! buff.ly/OzXM8Aq

Liber Limbia Vol. 846 Chapter 2: Electric calculator girl. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

“$3.67 Sunday. $4.39 Tuesday. TWO DAYS.” She budgeted for gas and the budget was already blown by Tuesday. Now she’s Googling what Trump did. Sis, we’ll save you the search: he started a war. #TrumpsGasFailure

Packt Franky erstmal solche Worte aus😳 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #randomsquad #viral #fypp #BattleRoyale

May 21, 2000: NBA on NBC's intro for Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals, as the New York Knicks and Miami Heat face off in a series-deciding playoff game for the fourth straight season:

Xbox keeps delivering big reveals, from Ninja Gaiden and Mana to Beast of Reincarnation and Expedition 33, and it’s starting to show just how strong the relationship between @Xbox.com and Sega really is. @JoshFinn.bsky.social & @CoreyinHD.com discuss. #Xbox #XboxPartnerShowcase #XboxCasuals

To make hope convincing, progressives need to believe that they're capable of winning 🤝 Forum 2029 offers a deep dive into progressive political strategy and analysis – sign-up to our next event 👇 buff.ly/knnarU8

Ja was sie haben kann, kann ich auch😇🤪 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #BattleRoyale #viral #randomsquad

The Tennessee Holler · Imagine that

CNET Networks | Editorial | Copyright Jan 2006 Archived Web Page #cnetnetworks #2006

There’s still beauty in the little moments we barely notice. Today, slow down for a second and appreciate something simple… cute … or unexpectedly funny. Mental Health

@scifri.bsky.social NO ONE IS SAFE - Time comes at us SIDEWAYS - WE ARE LIVING IN PERPENDICULAR TIMES - Time Waves come in at right angles - A New Reality - Pls Retweet-RePost-Review - Amazon.com #books #science

Good morning friends, goblins, and glittery beings! Let’s try to keep the mischief at a manageable, non-arrestable level today. 🤣

Need to catch up on the Turkey-PKK peace talks? @sinemadar.bsky.social outlined the most recent and most important developments on Recap radio, including: - Steps taken to date - Demirtaş' release prospects - AKP-MHP alignment - CHP's role/stance - Syria and more www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ3r...

Unmanned Systems Forces of Ukraine published series of stikes on heavy equipment, disrupting russia's logistics in Donetsk region 👀🔥

New narrative horror game: “Project Songbird” Incredibly story-focused with elements of both walking sim and survival horror Starring Valerie Rose Lohman, Jonah Scott, & Aleks Le Q1 2026 on Steam, PS5, and Xbox Wishlist today and follow for updates! #HorrorGames #indiegames #gaming #voiceacting

Series — Song of the Samurai 🍃 | HBO Hijikata Toshizo #SongoftheSamurai

Stir Crazy (1980) Trailer : 104s

Bonne journée à vous ! 🙏 En ce dimanche caniculaire, vous prendriez bien un peu de fraîcheur ? ❄️

📺 El doble de dos carreras de Mark Vientos.

Dr @terencekeel.bsky.social of UNCA talks about US death records and public accountability in his latest book, "The Coroner's Silence" ( @beaconpress.bsky.social , 2025) Hear more of this chat at: thefinalstrawradio.noblogs.org/post/2026/04...

Let’s be serious: the people in charge of this administration are not interested in merit. They've overruled the merit process to block the promotion of Black military officers - and lavish favors on people who can pay dues at Trump's private clubs or write big checks to his ballroom project.

New "Off The Record" podcast to start us off here in 2026! Our first podcast this year highlights The Chopper Foundation - a group dedicated to saving our pets' lives. They are doing amazing work in the community. Watch & listen here: lehighvalleywithlovemedia.com/podcast/thec...

#liberty #democracy #nokings #folkpunk #songwriter

Mothers Against Genocide Scotland 23 Months Over 17,000 children killed Say their names Demand justice #stopthegenocide

Trump drops his IRS suit as scrutiny grows over a $1.7B J6 payout fund, ICE officer Christian Castro faces charges & Congress revisits Epstein. #TheDailyBeans Headlines of the Day! 🫘 with @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social #MSWMedia Listen: the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/episodes/boo...

"Hope is like the sun: if you only believe in it when you see it, you’ll never make it until dawn." I am certain that those who perished tonight also believed in their future; they believed they would see the morning. the city of Dnipro… Ukraine 🇺🇦💔

Too many patients are familiar with the pattern: being blocked from their lifesaving medications because their insurer or PBM thinks they know better than the doctor. One of my constituents—a small business owner—has been 11 years sober with the help of her medication-assisted treatment. [1/2]

AI może pomóc lepiej przygotować się do rozmowy z lekarzem: uporządkować wyniki, wskazać możliwe pytania i sprawdzić, czy nie patrzymy na problem zbyt wąsko. Franciszek Georgiew opowiada, jak wykorzystał AI do analizy własnych danych zdrowotnych.

hello chat :3

The group chat rn bantering the Liverpool fans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Focus

I’ve added a new labyrinth room to my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. Its layout changes with every new moon, making it even harder to solve. What should I add next? ➡️ Wishlist 'Crimson Rest' on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3993140 #darkfantasy #indiedev #gamedev #psx #godot

He's not running the Pentagon. He's running a culture war. https://youtu.be/XL8Ll-NvLlA #IndependentAmericans

Adam Hoffman Only Served 29 Days for Child S.A after deal with Ken Paxton Office #news #politics #texas #trump #kenpaxton

Made the dungeons in my ARPG roguelite a bit prettier and I'm testing how the slaughtering feels 😊 #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #ARPG #Roguelite #hackandslash

Windsor and Eton pride main stage lineup 2025

What’s the difference between figs growing on last year’s branches and this year’s? About three months harvest time! Come see us at our Delaware Farm market for good things to eat in every season. Thank you for supporting small businesses; your choice matters! #familyfarm #figs #farmlife #food

❗️El PP habría intentado escoger entre estos tres caminos para alcanzar el gobierno: convocando elecciones, mediante los tribunales o con una moción instrumental 🗣️ "Feijóo se ha metido en una trampa que no le interesa nada, es una moción de censura imposible", apunta Fernando Garea en #MalasLenguas

Choice has a little improvement of her own having interests with food and drinking water. Thats good news, everyone ☺️ Please continue to pray for her continues recovery 🙏 ❤️

Myth or fiction is like that. You can make up anything you want and the believers take full privilege in that adjusting their answer to fit any criticism. In fiction anything goes. Religion is the perfect example.

Good morning 🌞 #DayanaAbigailRangelRivera is the proud daughter of Latino immigrant parents. Congratulations Dayana👏🏻🙏🏼🌹 #VivaLaRaza👏🏻🌹✊🏽

#WhatDaDogDoin #AEWDynamite

"You can't buy happiness but you can buy a bike and that's pretty close!" Happy #WorldBicycleDay! 🔊