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Mike Blejer

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My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

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Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

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It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.

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It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

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Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

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Raising him to survive the economy of tomorrow. Step one: infiltrate the robots. Step two: unionize.

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I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

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Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.

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New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

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Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

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There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.

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Turkey Türkiye News - The Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs has condemned today's terrorist attack on the Israel's consulate in Istanbul and has expressed its gratitude for “the Turkish security forces’ swift action in thwarting this attack.” hispanatolia.com/en/one-terro...

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Is everyone a cog in the machine? How to get out of this vicious cycle of life and death? How to obtain “The Vision” to see beyond? Leenk in Bio (Mighty Podcast Episode 2) “The Vision” by Mighty One Man Band” grabbable via Leenk in Byo #TheVision #mightyonemanband #song #newsong #podcast

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Cooper is needing some extra attention today #caturday

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FotoFauna highlights are in from this past month, and we have a few favorites. But what are yours? Let us know in the comments! — and if you live where the wild things are, consider joining our community science project: ow.ly/5C3o50TTLT7

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“No award can motivate as much as the risk of being destroyed.” Ukrainian journalist, political scientist, and AFU sergeant Kyrylo Sazonov, speaking about the war between Ukrainian and Russian drone operators.

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Open Source, Not Corporate AI! AI should belong to everyone—or to a select few! 🤖 Open technology = Innovation for all. ❌ Closed systems = Control by a handful of corporations. Europe must decide now: Do we create or just consume? Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood

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He cheats, he lies, he’s a felon and a pedophile‼️

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I joined @abc7news.bsky.social to express my outrage at the allegations against Swalwell, reiterate my support for survivors, and reaffirm my commitment to ensuring we root our unethical behavior in the House whenever it occurs (2/2).

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❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian soldiers from the SIGNUM battalion attack 🇷🇺Russian infantry in the forest in the direction of Lymansk

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And people want him to be our prime minister 😂😂 #ReformLies #RacistReform

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One night in Denver… #denver #rinoartsdistrict #denverart #willienelson

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If you're willing to help me care for rescued dogs, you can donate via: GoFundMe link below ⬇️ gofund.me/749c11feb Thank you all for your prayers, love and support!

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Great wrestling at PROGRESS SSS16 — but the streaming production absolutely needs to be fixed. Frozen feeds, multiple platform failures, the finals literally cut out. PROGRESS is too good for this. Full breakdown on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/lpoeUO #PROGRESS

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Oh why not 😂😂😂

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Thank you so much for including me, Doc MurphyDog! ✨💫💙🇺🇸💫✨

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Not Kitamiya ducking for the machine gun spray

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When it's Friday afternoon and you didn't #science enough this week. #nocap #truth #realtalk #iykyk

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These raids led us to meet new friends such as DTTV420 and @tripleace27.bsky.social - thank you for joining The Focus Group! Huge thanks also go to @incognizantmeeple.bsky.social, Syndelin and TitaniumSteph for resubscribing to the channel!

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