Mike Blejer
@mblejer
My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.
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My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with m...
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Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledg...
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And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.
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Don’t tell his mom, but I’m secretly training my kid to be the Coyote who actually takes out his Road Runner. ACME discipline. Real-world physics. Maybe no TNT. 🧨
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Teaching my toddler the word “doppelgänger” in case his brother is born with a cat allergy and he needs a non-ableist way to say “stop copying me.”
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Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.
It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.
Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.
Raising him to survive the economy of tomorrow. Step one: infiltrate the robots. Step two: unionize.
I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?
Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.
New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).
Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.
There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.
Turkey Türkiye News - The Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs has condemned today's terrorist attack on the Israel's consulate in Istanbul and has expressed its gratitude for “the Turkish security forces’ swift action in thwarting this attack.” hispanatolia.com/en/one-terro...
Nice pass from Jackie Young to A'ja Wilson but I liked the patience from Young. Sees the under, immediately sets up to attack the other way. Sparks switch late and pass is there. Rise from Gray helped take away that help
Is everyone a cog in the machine? How to get out of this vicious cycle of life and death? How to obtain “The Vision” to see beyond? Leenk in Bio (Mighty Podcast Episode 2) “The Vision” by Mighty One Man Band” grabbable via Leenk in Byo #TheVision #mightyonemanband #song #newsong #podcast
Cybersecurity is booming! 🔐 Lucas Pasch, Senior Principal at AV, shares 6 trends driving billion-dollar exits and how AV investors access top deals. Watch the full webinar: https://av-funds.com/46HhmKR #AlumniVentures #Cybersecurity #VentureCapital #TechInvesting #Innovation #AIinSecurity
FotoFauna highlights are in from this past month, and we have a few favorites. But what are yours? Let us know in the comments! — and if you live where the wild things are, consider joining our community science project: ow.ly/5C3o50TTLT7
“No award can motivate as much as the risk of being destroyed.” Ukrainian journalist, political scientist, and AFU sergeant Kyrylo Sazonov, speaking about the war between Ukrainian and Russian drone operators.
Open Source, Not Corporate AI! AI should belong to everyone—or to a select few! 🤖 Open technology = Innovation for all. ❌ Closed systems = Control by a handful of corporations. Europe must decide now: Do we create or just consume? Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood
I didn't mean to wake you - Casiomtb. Track 1 from 5th casiomtb album: 200m: Ambient Music in a 9v World Volume 1. Recorded live with casiotonemt46 > Halogen #Microcosm. Slightly connected to a book i wrote called Forgotness about a flooded world. #casiotone #electronicmusic #darkambient #climate
I joined @abc7news.bsky.social to express my outrage at the allegations against Swalwell, reiterate my support for survivors, and reaffirm my commitment to ensuring we root our unethical behavior in the House whenever it occurs (2/2).
If this is the art of the deal, DEAL US OUT. Trump claimed that: - He'd end the war in Ukraine — still going - China pays the tariffs — we've paid $200B - Iran War wrapped in 2 days — we're at 27. He knows how to get in — but he certainly doesn’t know how to finish.
❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian soldiers from the SIGNUM battalion attack 🇷🇺Russian infantry in the forest in the direction of Lymansk
#OnThisDay 24 May 1980 The first episode of THE ADVENTURE GAME was broadcast on a Saturday morning on BBC1. Devised by Patrick Dowling and initially starring #MoiraStuart, the premise was that three contestants had travelled by spaceship to the planet Arg to complete tasks . . .
Robocop 🙄, apparently there's a tech company in china who are churning out humanoid terminators/robots
Reform have won big across the nation in the local elections: what can we learn from it?
If you're willing to help me care for rescued dogs, you can donate via: GoFundMe link below ⬇️ gofund.me/749c11feb Thank you all for your prayers, love and support!
Great wrestling at PROGRESS SSS16 — but the streaming production absolutely needs to be fixed. Frozen feeds, multiple platform failures, the finals literally cut out. PROGRESS is too good for this. Full breakdown on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/lpoeUO #PROGRESS
⚾💥 27 May 2026 💥⚾ Game: Regular Season Pitcher: Gavin Williams (R) - Cleveland Guardians Batter: CJ Abrams (L) - Washington Nationals The Play: 1-2, 2 outs, top of 1st, tied at 0-0 The Pitch: 84.7 mph sweeper Final: Guardians won 3-2 in 9 innings
Ugandan man captured in the war on Ukraine urges Africans: Don't fall for Russia's fake job promises
🇫🇷 The Champions League has been won by PSG — and Paris has responded with cars being set on fire, motorcycles being torched, and fireworks being launched at police.
🍓 Bohatá úroda jahod přilákala sběrače ve Velkých Bílovicích na Břeclavsku. Mnozí si odtamtud odnesli plný košík. Tady ovocnáři plody před mrazíky ochránili. To se úplně nepovedlo pěstitelům v Moravském Žižkově. Obávají se, že letos poptávku zákazníků neuspokojí.
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Good Morning Tony! Thank you so much! I wish you a nice Monday and a successful start into the new week, too! Take care of your health and enjoy your day! Cheers my dear friend! 🙂🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊🥪🥪🥨🥨🥐🧈🍯🍒🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊
🇮🇷 “Jan Fada”: el sacrificio por la vida que inspira a Irán ➡️ JAN FADA es una palabra que se escucha mucho en Irán. Y en lo que respecta a esta guerra, significa algo muy importante Claro que no hay una palabra en inglés para eso, pero JAN significa vida y FADA significa sacrificio.
Una de las consecuencias de que Nintendo ha hecho un impresionante trabajo a la hora crear fans fieles y un si fin de sagas que le respaldan, es que GTA le vale... un montón. Chismesito completo en Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e78F... #Videojuegos #Nintendo #GTA6 #RockstarGames
Después de conmemorar el día del trabajo y no del trabajador, ahora festeja el día del HotDog y no día del completo ni la comida que comen los conecta con la gente
This week is about information integrity and riding the momentum of the Courts’ climate rulings. At #COP30, President Lula called for a fight against climate denial and misinformation. Now it’s time for leaders to: 1️⃣ Act against climate disinformation 3️⃣ Listen to the courts and turn pledges into law
Maryland Delegate Joe Vogel offers hope for climate action in the form of a warning: "We need...folks all across our state and all across our country to continue making this an issue of concern."
Polymega Collection Vol. 9 - STRIKERS 1945 Pick your favorite plane and take on a dizzying array of enemies that blur the line between science and sci‑fi. Vol. 9 includes several other classics including P‑47: Aces, D‑Day, and Desert War. Available now: tinyurl.com/52nj72mk
When it's Friday afternoon and you didn't #science enough this week. #nocap #truth #realtalk #iykyk
RIP, iRobot. Long live Roomba. iRobot has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after reaching a restructuring agreement to hand over control to its secured lender and key Chinese supplier Shenzhen Picea and Santrum Hong Kong: media.irobot.com/2025-12-14-i...
Tom Cruise before his insane cliff jump in Dead Reckoning: “ I always wear my earplugs. So I don’t hear myself scream.” 🤣 #filmsky 🎥
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These raids led us to meet new friends such as DTTV420 and @tripleace27.bsky.social - thank you for joining The Focus Group! Huge thanks also go to @incognizantmeeple.bsky.social, Syndelin and TitaniumSteph for resubscribing to the channel!
When you left, my world shattered Clip from the New Single "Love is an Ugly Mistress" - Westcoast Outlaws Listen to the full track on our ProPics TV Youtube Video Channel #song #newsingle #music #rockballads #viral #trending #rockmusic #WestcoastOutlaws
Morning Fault Lines ➜ A fragile regional ceasefire has been punctured by strikes and counterstrikes, Britain has recorded multiple open‑water deaths during a heatwave, and Waymo has recalled thousands of robotaxis for a flo