My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

At first, we thought it was adorable that he made his momma a crown out of blocks because he sees her as a queen. Only later did we realize it was less a “royal coronation” and more of a “Taekwondo sparring helmet” situation.

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

Don’t tell his mom, but I’m secretly training my kid to be the Coyote who actually takes out his Road Runner. ACME discipline. Real-world physics. Maybe no TNT. 🧨

Threw baby his first surprise sting operation.

Watch out! Born swinger coming through. (And back. And then through again. It’s honestly kinda hard to make a dramatic entrance when you’re a born swinger.)

As a Jewish father, I’ll never have to tell my kid Santa isn’t real. But one day I am going to have to tell him that Roomba’s parent company, iRobot, went out of business. So yeah… let’s just say I get it.

To build what’s next, start by understanding the system you’re in. This clip explores a human-centered systems approach—mapping structures, centering lived experience, and co-designing solutions. 🎥 Full video + Q3 Learning Journey: bit.ly/41nknwF #Partners4HE

Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

𝙶🌻🌻𝙳 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐,🦋C𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚜! 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚃𝚊𝚌𝚘 𝚃𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢. 🌮🌮 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎. 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚊𝚒𝚛, 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚋 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎, 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚜. 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗, 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝. 𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎: 𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚜://𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍.𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔.𝚌𝚘𝚖 #SmashtheFollow #𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚠 🦋 #𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚠 🦋☕️💙🧜‍♀️

Next year, Mariah will be the dorm mother of the infamous sorority Phi Beta Pie. If she can survive her vacation… www.amazon.com/dp/B07YQ9LXQR

Another Lair D&D Storytime! Bad Rolls, Zombie Hand Chickens, and a Orc Baby Hero in the making! #booksky #blacksky #d&D #ttrpg #blerd #staynerdy

🚨EPISODE 329 IS HERE🚨 Things Sam & Andrew talked about - Carolina’s injuries - Hart signing with Vegas - Crazy win against the Avalanche Apple: buff.ly/HMNOhK9 Spotify: buff.ly/vK8Cvqb YouTube: buff.ly/CmkqQKc @hockeypodnet #RaiseUp #NHL #THPN #Spotify #Podcasts #Draftkings

Trump does want to make something more affordable… golf. Not healthcare. Not gas prices. Not groceries.

From earlier this week but it illustrates an important piece of the puzzle. If a district court rules against the regime. They head south to the land of… #bluecrew #pinks #fuckMAGA

Living with chronic illness is hard enough. I feel like so much of me got lost so now it’s time to find my way back to me. Don’t let people steal your joy. Nexus and I want to see what your joy looks like❤️‍🩹 #fyp #chronicallyhealingmouse🐭 #creativecommunity #chronicillness #healing

Farmers feed nations, not political narratives. You can disagree on politics without cheering for families to lose their land, homes & livelihoods. When rural communities suffer, everyone feels it at the grocery store & the table! Compassion shouldn’t be partisan! #SheShed #Farmageddon

#Equality #freedom #democracy #ruleoflaw #trans Monday Love - Please pass the Message Peace & Love Together. 🤍🕊️🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️⚖️ Thank You

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Mauricio Dubon's 2-run single gives the Braves an 8-3 lead over the Marlins

This is Layla, retrieving the last bat of her career! Yes, I am crying…😭😭😭

#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

On a conservative podcast, Minnesota GOP governor hopeful Lisa Demuth says paid family leave is bad for businesses and "daily life." "Paid family leave and some of those other things that make it so hard to afford doing business here, let alone daily life."

WWE SMACKDOWN LIVE STREAM ***730PM ET TONIGHT*** LIVE ON YOUTUBE/Twitch The most unscripted, uncensored & unbiased wrestling coverage! Even the wrestlers are watching! We are the Wrasslin’ fans united! What will happen? Tune in to find out! Link Above! #wwe #smackdown #wwebacklash #WFU #w4ln

SGA type bucket. Original post

Actual footage from Pete Hegseth’s Bible study

These fruits do more than just taste good Can you guess them from their benefits? Follow pallaviqslimfitness.com for more information and updates

Join the Ecology Network call as we connect the dots between environmental justice, corporate rule, and the fight for systemic change. Thursday, March 12 5 PM PT / 8 PM ET RSVP: https://www.ecologynetwork.org/ecology_network_call_3_2026

Nagasaki Harbor, Japan #Japan #Nippon

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County councilmembers continue seeking ways to reduce the proposed fiscal 2027 operating budget and its 6.3% property tax increase, Council President Natali Fani-González announced a plan Friday calling for “a fundamentally different approach.” Read more: https://bit.ly/3OJcwX4

On April 30, 1952, Mr. Potato Head was introduced! Celebrating another birthday with his group of friends. Learn how this iconic toy offers an important message: #HappyBirthday #MrPotatoHead dietitians-online.blogspot.com/2015/04/apri...

If these are God's chosen people, then I pledge myself to Satan. Fuck Zionists.

Thank you to @mrgood.arte and his Assistant, @anotherguywithacamera 📸 It was super fun , I loved hanging out with you guys. Photography: @mrgood Outfits : @rainbowshops Makeup: @valeriaugc Music: 🎵 DANDELIONS 🎵 @ricksloboda @nexeri.music @j.a.e_official @viktorgrimon @gahararecords

💛🖤Ντεμης Νικολαΐδης και Κώστας Κατσουράνης στην κηδεία της Γωγώς Μαστροκώστα και στο «πλευρό» του παλιού συμπαίκτη τους, Τραϊανού Δέλλα 🎥Ειρήνη Μιλή #iefimerida #μαστροκώστα

Gabriel watched John Terry's penalty and said, "Hold my beer!"

.@RheaRipley_WWE is LIVID! 😳 Is @Jade_Cargill inside the head of the champ?!

One of your favourites can dance aswell yano 🤣😂

This resort ain’t big enough for the two of us. #deadbydaylight #deadbydaylightgameplay #deadbydaylightmoments #gaming #dbd

🎶 128 BPM =🪩🕺💃...😏✌️☮️

"He's the most corrupt president in U.S. history...and it's not even close." "Everyone Is Lying to You for Money" director @benmckenzie.bsky.social assesses #PresidentTrump's crypto ventures--and the profits he has reportedly made off them since returning to office.

Good morning Ash and wallies of Wülferhampton. Happy 🐪 day, yes it’s Wednesday dear Popetato 🤗

@kim.senate.gov remains clear-eyed on the repercussions of Trump's war in Iran: "This is ultimately about the people...about the impact it's having on them."

TONIGHT at 9 on SOPBS: Great Performances: Top Hat Based on the 1935 movie musical starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, "Top Hat" features dazzling choreography and period sets, with an Irving Berlin score featuring "Cheek to Cheek," "Let's Face the Music and Dance" and "Puttin' on the Ritz."

2 hours left to cast your vote!!! 🗳️ Polls close at 7pm and I still need your vote 💙

That one time my #JUUL died at my grandmother’s… obvi I had to make a charger… duhhh… awe, I was so ~cute 🙅🏻‍♀️ not knowing what “Contacts” were, literally referred to them as “squares” 😭🤧🤧🤧🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🥸🥸 This was the only reason I triple majored adding Electrical Engineering 🤓🔧 Okay, back to the books!📚..✌️

Ohhhhh Drake. It’s a wrap for you girlie pop

Why Dry Salads Limit Nutrient Absorption #fitness #fitnesstips #workout #health #gym #exercise

F*ck MAHA, I want cures Every day that RFKJr. stays in power is another day public health protections are weakened. We need you to join the fight for science to protect our health. #MAGA #trump #MAHA #RFKJr #science

Happy Pride Month! I'm running a month of musical events celebrating LGBTQ+ artists. Guest hosts are welcome - get in touch. I recommend Olof Dreijer's new record. Heartbeats (Knife cover)

I-81 @ EXIT 188 (PA 347 DUNMORE/THROOP) 🕒 4:12 AM - 4:14 AM ET (6x speed) 🌡️ 51°F | Clear 📍: 41.422500,-75.606910

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** RuneScape Classic: The MMORPG That Defined a Generation Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 356 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #RuneScape #MMORPG #GamingHistory

В Харкові не спрацювала бойова частина «шахеда» і впала на дитячий майданчик.

⭕Des images documentent une partie de la destruction causée par les frappes aériennes #Israéliennes dans la ville de #Tebnine, Sud du #Liban. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

Goodnight

@vitro.notvictor adds a new family member: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

That’s a lot of ocean and sun ☀️