Watch out! Born swinger coming through. (And back. And then through again. It’s honestly kinda hard to make a dramatic entrance when you’re a born swinger.)

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

I know the Adam and Eve story isn’t meant to be taken literally, but it really does feel like men got there first when they were handing out gender roles. Like Adam had already given all the predators badass names and was like, “Great first day.

“So act that you use humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, always at the same time as an end, never merely as a means.” — Immanuel Kant, talking about my kid trying to get a stray cat to tickle his feet when the cat clearly has ends of its own it’s pretty busy tickling.

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

At first, we thought it was adorable that he made his momma a crown out of blocks because he sees her as a queen. Only later did we realize it was less a “royal coronation” and more of a “Taekwondo sparring helmet” situation.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

🚨URGENTE: O Jornal Nacional revelou que o ministro Flávio Dino sofreu ameaça de morte feita por uma bolsonarista que trabalha em uma empresa aérea. A extrema direita veio para espalhar ódio, violência e terror político. (Vídeo) Isso não é brincadeira e tem que ser levado realmente a sério.

How do you lower costs, expand coverage, and how do you pay for it? By taxing the ultra wealthy, doubling the property tax on second homes in Maine, and funding community and school based health centers. These are just some ways I am going to be the governor for a more healthy and affordable Maine.

How did we get to a place where the loudest voices on your health aren’t doctors, farmers, or healers… but billionaires, lobbyists, and corporations with something to sell? Time to wake up. Time to take your health back into your own hands. @itsdaverobinson

Negative campaigns everywhere… but where’s the vision? Without clear solutions—on the NHS or anything else—it all starts to ring hollow. Voters hear the noise. They’re still waiting for the answers. #Scotland #Politics #Elections #NHS #UKPolitics

Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

Good Morning! It's Wednesday 07 January 2026. Birthdays for singer Kenny Loggins (78), Nicolas Cage (62), TV presenter Mark Lamarr (59), ex-politician Nick Clegg (59) & racing driver Lewis Hamilton (41). Andy Lloyd's Morning Show is live every weekday from 09:00.

Daikatana was released for the Nintendo 64 in Japan 26 years ago today. I can remember when this one came out for the PC in June 2000, and there was a lot of hype around it because John Romero directed it with Ion Storm. It sold only 40,351 copies and received a negative response at launch...

Monkeys steered VR worlds *solely* with brain signals! 🧠 New implanted BCI tech shows promise for real-world use, moving beyond lab setups. #BCI Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-04-monkeys-virtual-forest-thought-brain.html

S&P 500 down. Dow tanking. NASDAQ bleeding. Gas up 60¢ in ONE week. 92,000 jobs gone. This isn’t bad luck — this is the direct result of reckless, chaotic leadership. Your wallet is paying the price. #TrumpsJobsSlump​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Starting off the new year with a small but mighty #fossil - a #foraminiferan! These #microfossils help us understand paleoclimates! In fact, it foram fossils that initially led scientists to figure out the cause of the #dinosaur extinction event 🦖☄️ 3D model: bit.ly/cloud-foram #FossilFriday

Are you a business or professional grower, transitioning to OR already 100% peat-free? We want to hear from you 😁 We're always interested in expanding our contacts! Drop us a line at peatfreepartnership.org.uk/contact-us #PeatFree #Gardening #Agriculture #Horticulture

Patients deserve an easy way to discover the lowest price to pay. I applaud the President in bringing attention to drug costs. But if you want a one stop shop for low prices, TrumpRx isn’t it. @mcuban.bsky.social and @costplusdrugs.com @goodrx.bsky.social are much more comprehensive.

Medicare isn't free—IRMAA raises Part B and D premiums for high earners. Learn why planning matters. Blog link in comments. #MedicarePlanning #IRMAA #RetirementFinance #SeniorHealth #MedicareCosts #HealthInsurance #RetireSmart #IncomeBasedPremiums #MedicarePartB #MedicarePartD #SanDiego #California

✨ Nick Wozniak, co-founder of @yachtclubgames.bsky.social and one of the creative minds behind Shovel Knight, joins us as we talk indie game development, art & animation, and the upcoming Mina the Hollower!✨ ✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/podcast-chap... ✨ #razzledazzle #razledazzleshow #minathehollower

“Why ask the same questions twice?” This job ad’s screening round feels like a trap. Are they just wasting your time? #JobAdFail #JobSearch This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/9sOoJv0

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Living with chronic illness is hard enough. I feel like so much of me got lost so now it’s time to find my way back to me. Don’t let people steal your joy. Nexus and I want to see what your joy looks like❤️‍🩹 #fyp #chronicallyhealingmouse🐭 #creativecommunity #chronicillness #healing

Beauchene Skull Acrylic Pins. Now available! mechanicalwhispers.e... 🐙 Mailing list, shop links, and more! 💀 ☩ shop.mechanicalwhispers.com ☩ ☩ Or through link in bio. ☝️ ☩ If you're looking for exquisitely detailed, unique one-of-a-kind gifts featuring things like 💀 skulls and ten...

Maybe I’m late to the party and yall know about this. BUT if you don’t, this plugin has been saving my life as I optimize photogrammetry models for my game. #gamedev #indiegames #videogames #3dmodeling #blender #spotlight #promote #indiegame #gamedev #indiehorror #indiedev #horrorshowcase

And, whilst I’m heaping praise on people, the sheer inspiration of hanging out with the Irish trad lot, who play at the world class, is always amazing. These are people who, after playing to thousands, on the same night, will move heaven and earth to find a pub to play tunes in, for free. For fun.

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Cale Makar scores for the Colorado Avalanche on a wrist shot (14:14 remaining in the the 2nd period). #GoAvsGo

Breathe easier with the right info 💨 This #AQAW2026, learn how air quality impacts your health—and how creating a Cleaner Air Space can help protect you and your family. Stay informed. Stay prepared. ➡️https://youtube.com/shorts/vMx3JTSdoAs

Last night, Israeli settler groups torched several Palestinian vehicles in Khirbet Saud, occupied West Bank.

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"You never know who you'll meet in SPA, someone with an interesting background who can really provide you with the right connections in the field you want to get into." Hear from undergraduate Sherman Award winner Rodrigo Velasco-Hernandez about how SPA set him up for success. tinyurl.com/AUSuccess

#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

William 😩😭

The woke games detector got me 😔 Anyways, wishlist “Project Songbird” on Steam and PS5, coming Q1 2026 😉 🔗 in 🧵 #indiehorror #indiegames #HorrorGames #steamgames #wokecontent

Imagine what Hope can Build. Organised by @shirleychisholm.bsky.social + #readygenerationsuk: @thehopecollectiveglobal: a safe, inclusive space where you can pause, reflect on what hope means in your life + experiment with fresh ideas alongside peers + mentors from around the world. #learningplanet

sry I got stoned and went super cutecore with this espeon video

Before content was an industry, it was curiosity. At @websummit.bsky.social , Armen Adamjan shared how filming himself dance on a simple 20-second camera sparked his journey into editing and storytelling. 🎥Full interview: youtu.be/doylbXKXTy4?... #CreatorJourney #WebSummitQatar2026

Tiger Escapes During Russian Circus

💙Gemeinsam für Deutschland💙AFD💙💙💙 #AFD 💙💙💙

Steffen Freund, I like you but your English is terrible 🙈😄

#JustSayin’

Israel has been committing a genocide in Gaza and is now committing ethnic cleansing in Lebanon. Ending funding isn't enough — we need sanctions.

"He's the most corrupt president in U.S. history...and it's not even close." "Everyone Is Lying to You for Money" director @benmckenzie.bsky.social assesses #PresidentTrump's crypto ventures--and the profits he has reportedly made off them since returning to office.

All eyes on Hawaii: The state is one step closer to getting corporate and dark money out of politics—and further than any other state has gone toward making Citizens United v. FEC irrelevant. Watch this space for updates.

Kick off the New Year at Doug’s Shoot’n Sports — Utah’s trusted gun store and indoor shooting range. From quality firearms and ammo to expert training and a modern range, Doug’s is your destination! Visit us at www.dougsgunstore.com #RifleRangeSaltLakeCity #SaltLakeCityRange

University of al-Qarawiyyin, founded in 859 AD in Morocco, is recognized as the world’s oldest continuously operating university and a historic center of learning and scholarship. Check out the Colors of Africa Art Exhibit with FREE food tasting at the Prime Osborn Center

@ignitionpress.bsky.social The Patron 1 final order cutoff June 22nd, in shops July 29th. @cjward.bsky.social & @johnjpearson.bsky.social Interview on YT & Podcast Apps!

Ohhhhh Drake. It’s a wrap for you girlie pop

How does carbon dating determine the age of organic material? 🏺 Nanochemist Suze Kundu explains that the technique measures how much of the radioactive isotope carbon-14 has decayed. 🧪 Watch the full talk on the periodic table: youtube.com/watch?v=bgwjnrIL08Y

🇰🇪 Two killed in Kenya protests against US-backed Ebola facility For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Our dark projects are going to MGN Indie Game Carnival online! Meet them: 🕯️ Lost in the roots 🌑 NightFall Shade 📜 Provoron 🌙 Midnight Souls Carnival link: store.steampowered.com/sale/MGN2026 #MGN2026 #darkgames #lostintheroots #nightfallshade #provoron #midnightsouls

Israel's slaughter in Lebanon speaks to a basic truth: Israel believes it can get away with anything, and with US support, it absolutely can

Catch up with a master mix of the best of Season 4 including NEW never-before-seen moments like this one. On YouTube! Link in Bio.

⭕Des images documentent une partie de la destruction causée par les frappes aériennes #Israéliennes dans la ville de #Tebnine, Sud du #Liban. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

John & Linda have been showing up for this movement since that snowy night in Farmington. They voted for Trump in 2016 & quickly realized they were duped. They support this campaign because we're offering something different & real. Join us - let's get working candidates to DC.