Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

History will marvel at how he managed to assemble an entire village of fucking idiots in the one place. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent downplaying climate change: “The natural habitat for the Earth is actually water.”

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

And the Artemis moon adventurers are back. There’s me getting a little weepy. Because in this moment, we can celebrate how fucking remarkable we are as a species. That there is nothing we can’t achieve when we work together as one. And I really hope the rescue crew wore monkey masks. 🐵

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

Coffee spit time. No wonder autocrats fucking hate comedians. Jimmy Kimmel doubles down and whacks it out of the park.

Wemby taunting SGA lol

Small craft harbours are at the heart of #SouthShoreStMargarets— woven into our coastal identity, supporting generations of fishers, and anchoring the local economy through good, dependable jobs.

"Any student who walks through the door in public education, we educate. We do not pick and choose, and we stand by every child that needs an education in this state, and that's what we're standing for.” - Christopher Bushée, CTA Board of Directors District I We stand with LLEA

RFK would rather use taxpayer dollars to make vanity videos than invest in our nation's children. I demanded answers from him during today's @democrats-edworkforce.house.gov hearing.

The First of the Four. 🏛️🛡️🩸 Galba seized Rome after Nero's death, but his rule lasted a mere seven months before his own soldiers murdered him. This heavy bronze sestertius is a scarce relic from the Year of the Four Emperors. 🪙 Shop: 🔗 https://kinzercoins.com/collections #Numismatics #AncientCoins

Tackling the cost of living is this government's number one priority. That's why energy bills will fall next week. But we're also learning the right lessons from the current conflict to protect families in the future.

Well, of course, we had it tough

Sind das die Droiden, nach denen ihr sucht? Lernt die BDX-Droiden, The Mandalorian und Grogu in "BDX Droid Mission: An Unexpected Encounter" im Videopolis Theater kennen. #Disneylandparis #magicdlp #starwars

Nobody successful is doing this alone. Social media is lying to you. The people trying to copy “self-made” narratives are the brokest ones. Tune in: https://youtube.com/live/-zVFpma6U3g?feature=share #theuntraditionalentrepreneur #teamwins #businessfacts #entrepreneurfocus

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Stop, Parents! You are NOT failing, here's the reality! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/positive_behaviour_environment You're not aiming for zero struggles. You're building conditions where cooperation becomes easier. #fyp #Islam

Hilton executives are profiting from ICE abductions, just like Big Oil is profiting off war and climate collapse. Help fight for workers over billionaires at the link in our bio.

ABS overturned in #Rays at #Orioles (Top 11). Taylor Walls challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Ryan Additon | Upheld 52.4% (33/63). Later: Taylor Walls strikes out on a foul bunt.

President Trump says the White House is preparing to host UFC Freedom, a UFC fight on the South Lawn in celebration of America’s 250 and the president’s 80th birthday on June 14. https://fox11online.com/news/nation-world

#ThriveThursday ~ Success doesn’t rest because your greatness is in motion. Keep going! #WomensHistoryMonth #WomensHistory #CelebratingWomen #keepthriving #nevergiveup

💥🔥 🇺🇦Ukrainian servicemen from the MURAMASA unit continue destroying Russian logistics and supply routes along the front line.

March is Blood Clot Awareness Month. Blood clots are known as the silent killer, and they can affect anyone no matter their age or fitness level. Its symptoms are subtle and can show up where people least expect it: a pain in the calf or trouble breathing.

Donald Trump is clear: American families’ financial struggles don’t matter to him at all. If congressional Republicans don’t want to hold him accountable and help end his reckless wars and bring down prices, they should get the hell out of the way.

Lina Mounzer | Essayist Translator And Senior Editor The Markaz Review: People finally understand that people in the Middle East deserve to live in sovereignty and self-determination. Israel's narrative, that everyone in the region is a terrorist who deserves whatever happens to them, has broken.

Tintin is proud to show off her family’s farm! 🐔 ✨ With a new chicken coop and support from Save the Children, Tintin’s family is raising healthier chickens, earning extra income and putting more nutritious meals on the table! ❤️

Gov. Lujan Grisham declared a state of emergency in northern NM, citing rising crime, overdoses & homelessness. Española Police Chief Mizel Garcia joins Chris & Gabby to explain why he wants help from the National Guard & how $750K in emergency funds could help. 🎧

Came back to say this then I’m logging off again: I haven’t forgotten yall “But both sides are just as bad” “voting doesn’t matter” people. Fuck yall. This literally the fault of not voting when it matter.

Endurance athletes eventually become part athlete, part field microbiologist. #endurancesports #bikecommunity #cyclingwomen #gravelcycling

Well, not a bad idea at all, this way Putin might finally get a spectacular number of troops for his Victory Day parade.

Laurent, chef du département sûreté/environnement de l’Andra nous explique ce qu’il faut comme études de sûreté pour pouvoir exploiter CIGEO #science #nucleaire #youtube #interview

On our 50th episode @lucyham.bsky.social joins the @boganintelpod.bsky.social to discuss the Atlas network, neo-liberalism and nuances of the modern conservative movement. You wont find this discussion in the legacy media. Full episode in comments 👇

Life saving information

#MayDay #WorkersOverBillionaires #NoWorkNoSchoolNoShopping

@langurlover.bsky.social video from TikTok, an escaped monkey on the roof of a house in Witten Germany

Episode 81 - 6 More Weeks of Winter - We Already Knew! #groundhogday Thanks for check out my Short. If you're looking for a deeper dive check out my long-form videos on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheBusiness... #business #businessnews #tbbtn #youtube #shorts #reels #tiktoks #vids #fyp #fypシ

Americans can’t afford health care, child care, or groceries, but Trump is spending $1 billion a day on a war that is making no one safer.

Ghost Mama’s Prey 👻 #goth #horror #indieanimation

If lubricant lubricates, then glue binds. #gamedev #pcgaming #indiegame

Todd Blanche is doing a great job in his TV interview to be Trump's next big boy Attorney General. Out there with a straight face sincerely pretending that James Comey threatened to kill the president with some sea shells.

Lisa Tao, Communications Specialist at Bethesda APAC, joins The PMAs 2026 judging panel. Two years connecting communities across Japan and Greater China on Elder Scrolls Online, Fallout 76 & DOOM. To Lisa, virtual photography is storytelling at its most personal.

Didn't these effers ever get taught about Constitutional rights? In order to be a law enforcement officer, you should be tested on people's rights every flippin year & the test should be hard, like passing the fking bar. There should also be psych tests administered it annually.

The robot is designed for combat, capable of assuming any position, moving on steep slopes, jumping over obstacles, and rotating 360 degrees. Targeting is automatic - www.linkedin.com/posts/hansla... #tech #technews

the Tiny Toon Adventures episode "Washingtoon" was poking fun at parents complaining about how there's too much violence in cartoons, but this episode also in a way kinda foreshadowed Discovery running Warner Bros when the head of the A.C.A.F.C wants to replace the zaniness of cartoons with reality

#AEWCollision #AEWonTNT #AEWonHBOMax #MyAEW 🤼

🧍‍♀️🧍🏼🏃‍♂️🤛📌Be quick before it's too late.

Bottom of the 5th, TJ McKenzie hits a solo home run of his own, extending the Ballers' lead to 3-0! #letsgooakland #oaklandballers

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Can you guess the lab equipment? 🕵️‍♂️🔬 👇️ Take a look at the the video and match it to one of our research areas. #mpimr #maxplanck #opticalnanoscopy #cellularbiophysics #science #chemichalbiology #biomolecularmechanisms #labequipment #guessthelabequipment

May 18 is HIV Vaccine Awareness Day. While there’s no vaccine yet, testing, PrEP & treatment save lives. Radiant Health Centers offers inclusive HIV care for all in OC. Get tested, stay informed & take action. #EndHIV #RadiantHealth40

The death toll from the Israeli strike near Jabal Amel Hospital rose to 4 killed and 127 wounded, including 39 hospital staff members, according to Lebanon’s Health Ministry. 🧵

This week's #FreeFictionResponse essay is "The Purpose of Punishment" by Randy McDonald in response to @monicabyrne13.bsky.social "Golden Rule" from @issuesinst.bsky.social McDonald relates fundamental principles of correction to the justice system in "Golden Rule". issues.org/futuretensef...

Friday, See @heather_meza and @greatergrander.bsky.social at @laartactivism.bsky.social @creative_dissent_lab #FallOfFreedom Come to Vidal Design Collaborative at 2511 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90026 #LosAngeles #California #Silverlake #FoodTrucks #Puppets #Artists #CreativeResistance

Proud to stand with the NYS Building & Construction Trades Council in support of 224-a reform and off-site fabrication prevailing wage #UnionStrong

Matsuyama Airport, Ehime, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Kelani Jordan is ready for her SHOT! 🤩 @kelani_wwe