Welcome to the Midwest where you wake up freezing, defrost by 10, start sweating by 2, and by 5pm your body has no idea what season it's in.

Happy 4/20. Go outside, enjoy yourself, laugh too hard at nothing, stare at nature like it owes you answers, and come back feeling spiritually confused but relaxed.

Missouri weather: summer …tornado …winter in 24 hours. Allergies included. Financial stability not included.

I’m mature, but not mature mature. Like I have responsibilities… but I still need to use my fingers to count sometimes.

Apparently having a neutral face in public is now a group discussion. I’m not tired, mean, or mad I’m just not performing for an audience I didn’t invite. If my face bothers you, feel free to look away.I promise I won’t take it personally

Symptoms may include: * Instant eye twitching at obvious lies * Sudden exhaustion during pointless meetings * Severe reactions to drama, excuses, and fake energy * Saying “absolutely not” with increasing frequency

Objective: To determine whether relocation to a vacation setting reduces baseline bitchiness. Methods: Subject transported to various locales with sunny climates, tropical drinks, and minimal responsibilities. Behavioral observations recorded. Results: Bitchiness slightly reduced in specific geogr

Honestly, that second one might be more reliable than death. Because explain to me how you go to bed fully contained… and wake up looking like one of them filed for independence overnight. Gravity? Betrayal. Fabric physics? Suspicious. No witnesses. No accountability. Just vibes and one rogue escape

I really thought “20 years ago” meant the 90s… not 2006. Now I’m just sitting here realizing I’m basically a historical landmark with back pain.

“Girl you light up every room you walk into.” Ew. Absolutely not. I’ve seen enough true crime documentaries to know that’s how you end up being described by a crying aunt on Netflix. Make the room pitch black immediately.

Rep Jim McGovern (D-MA) when GOP pulled an Iran War authorization vote off the schedule

Giants aren’t just obstacles—they’re often gatekeepers. 🛡️ Welcome back to the M5D Podcast. JP Missions team tackles the reality of spiritual warfare in the modern mission field. 🎧 Listen Now: sptfy.bio/m5d 👇 Drop a 🗡️ in the comments if you’re ready to face the giants with faith!

“He doesn’t even have to look at them” If Reform UK and the Scottish Conservatives have a chance to elect Labour’s Anas Sarwar as First Minister, will they do so? Andy Maciver explains why he thinks that they won’t have a choice.

Drake’s Iceman album is coming up, and Torontonians are speculating if he’ll continue dissing Kendrick Lamar or move on. 🧊 #Iceman #Drake #KendrickLamar Read more at nowtoronto.com/culture/toro...

Are you looking to do something subversive but you’re not quite ready to start lighting data centers ablaze? Imagine your workplace under socialism… when workers own work #work #subversive #socialism open.substack.com/pub/letsmake...

Creepy AF😬

Rabbits would be very cute if they were not so destructive! Our goal is to keep the rabbits out of the plants. Thank you for supporting small businesses; we appreciate you! BTW, today is a good day to release all of the Epstein files. #Garden #FarmLife #Rabbits

This morning 5 ICE vehicles parked illegally in a bike lane and in MPD parking spots directly outside of City Hall. Myself and several other Council Members and city staff went outside to observe them and blew our whistles to alert people nearby. After about 45 minutes they left

With a change to USPS’s postmarking policy, concerns about voter suppression, and post office delays, we encourage you to share this video with your Mandarin-language communities! 新修订的第608.11条正式确立一项新原则：邮戳日期不再等同于你将信件投入邮筒的那一天，而是邮件抵达处理中心并被处理的日期。 鉴于邮局的延误以及对选民压制的担忧，我们建议您在即将到来的选举周期中采取以下措施。

Footage has emerged of a "homecoming" party for a unit within Israeli forces that featured a display their annihilation of southern Lebanon's villages on a large screen. The screening was met cheers and laughter from the crowd, which included soldier from the unit and their family members & friends

2/3 Ukraine's 'Dr One' went back to the Metafrax Chemicals plant. Its products contribute to various branches of the Russian military including aircraft, drones, rocket engines and explosives. Locals in Gubakha were terrified how low the drones flew to their target.

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What's wrong with "entitled"? That's a perfect legal, moral, practical description of people's claims to these benefits. Even the people also entitled to the wealth their deceased parents earned are entitled to their own social security, government services.

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Democratic Senators are moving in the right direction with drawing a line at DHS funding — but they need to understand how to negotiate with extremists. Starting position should be: DON’T FUND ANYTHING until demands for accountability at ICE, BP, and DHS are met. #alexpretti #shutdown #minneapolis

No matter how many hydrates Chat redeems, I cannot be stopped

Was life in the UK really like this in the #1970s? Yes! Well, the TV advertising version. It's got to be (sort of) real... Here's what I made.

Men are killing themselves because of men — NOT because of women.

So, wer kommt denn mit...?

Magic: The Gathering (aka Shandalar) MicroProse 1997 This is a non playable demo from 1995 running on DOS, showing an early stage of development...a full release for DOS was announced. But it took two more years (and Sid Meier) to finish the game and it was released on Win95 eventually.

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📺 La actuación de Sandy Alcantara contra los Blue Jays.

Trumpstein files

Running Reflections: Acting vs. Reacting #stoicism #mindset #running #reflections #wellbeing

#Nëtanyahu: "I’ll say this: we face delegitimization in much of the world — but not in #India. In #India, there is an absolutely crazy love for #Israël, truly crazy. I think I have more followers from India than from anywhere else"

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This year for our #FestiveAppeal we set our biggest target ever & thanks to the generosity of our supporters it’s also been the fastest we’ve ever reached our goal 💜🧡 We’re grateful to everyone who donated, shared & cheered us on. It makes a huge impact for #UnpaidCarers & the people they care for.

This isn’t about fear. This is about awareness. Because when you start paying attention… you start seeing patterns you can’t unsee. 🎧 Listen & Watch Available on YouTube (9 AM CT Tuesdays) and midnight on all podcast platforms Apple Podcasts • Spotify • Web Player

Polis granting clemency to this POS is a slap in the face to Democrats

The paradox killing diabetics: resistant to insulin's benefits, addicted to its damage.

@jolly_good_ginger This is actually happening. Right now. In America. This is a true story. I hope you’re paying attention.

#Eurovision

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Guess you could say I almost Kirk'd the bucket! 😱 ➡️ www.twitch.tv/yaboiedgee #Vclip #VTok #VTuberClips #TwitchClip #babiniku #VTuber #ENVTuber #Vsky #EldenRing

Nothing to see here. Nur zwei Base-Jumper auf ihren fliegenden Teppichen 😳

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

A workable day unfolding. No rain, clouds and sun. #wncwx #avlwx #boonewx #cltwxx #hkywx #triadwx

IT'S LIVE. IT'S LIVE. IT'S LIVE. 🎉🎙️🏔️ S3E12 is out now 🎉 Ursula Brendling took me up Kirkstone Pass above Ambleside, and as promised, we went slowly! 🎧 Stream from your usual platforms Tag a friend who needs a nudge to take that first step. You know who they are.

The oligarchs making our city more expensive are also trying to buy this election. We can't let them win.

🔴🇫🇷⚽️ La pression ne redescend pas, des supporters mettent des barricades et tirent au mortier. #psg #paris #victoire

Wondering about Mister Fantastic.

Far right hate is being fuelled by the greedy super rich. They're trying to distract us, they're trying to divide us. We will stand against hate. We will march #Together in love and unity. Join us. 📌 Central London 🗓️ Saturday, 28 March 🔗 www.togetheralliance.org.uk/

Gov = Flawless? 🛑 We often assume military specialists never misidentify what's in the sky. But humans make mistakes, no matter the uniform. The best approach to UAP data? Hold it lightly, take it seriously. Full episode: https://youtu.be/LfGkVijKjbs #UFO #UAP #CriticalThinking

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Filmed months ago, but Santa was already saying he loves Perth more everyday. Now our happy couple have matching bios. So proud of Santa for allowing himself to love Perth loudly & publicly. I'm sure it hasn't been easy. But I hope they keep loving each other more each day #PerthSanta #เพิร์ธแซนต้า

It’s crazy that even the 3 seconds animation took me an hour to make. I always knew frame by frame is a dark sorcery #Vartist #VTartist #Vtuber

#NWSL Championship presented by Google Pixel is coming to The District. 🏛️🏆 November 21st at 8pm on CBS Sports

tart your week not with haste, but with hope. God’s timing strengthens those who trust Him fully. #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #MondayMotivation #christianfyp #fyp

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