Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Next to bedtime, I’d have to say that the hardest part of being a father is probably just any time that his mother leaves me alone with him. Thank God, she doesn’t trust me too much or this would be effing impossible.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

Watch out! Born swinger coming through. (And back. And then through again. It’s honestly kinda hard to make a dramatic entrance when you’re a born swinger.)

Technically at the end of this video I sing-song’ed “back away,” but the caption auto-generated it as “taco wee,” and I gotta say, as a professional writer of silly little word combinations, this is the first time I was genuinely afraid my job could be done better by a robot.

My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with my him instead of playing video games, and as a man, I believe that entitles me to some form of medal or parade, yes?

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How the Failed Orange Prince Became a Global Laughingstock.

Two EA-18G Growlers crashed today following a midair collision at the Gunfighter Skies Airshow at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho. All pilots appear to have ejected safely.

Billy Butcher hits the reese roll 🔥 #theboys #billybutcher #reeseroll #dance #fyp

Beautiful finish by Kaitlyn Chen #WNBA

In 2012 the only elected president in Egypt's history, Mohammad Morsi, came to power. Later that year Israel attacked Gaza. Morsi was able to negotiate a ceasefire in 8 days. In 2013 he was removed from power in aku by the US trained and funded military. Detailed video available via 🔗 in bio.

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May 17, 1979: Seattle’s Gus Williams with a clutch block on Paul Westphal during the final minute in Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals. Williams had 29 PTS and Jack Sikma had 33 PTS/11 REB in a 114-110 win over the Suns, as the Sonics advanced to a 2nd-straight NBA Finals.

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“In Alberta their democracy is being attacked, their healthcare is being attacked, their public school system undermined and 3 million people have been doxed! When Jason Kenney and I are on same page you know we are in the end times!” @charlieangus104.bsky.social OShow 🇨🇦 youtu.be/GGxeyRaFcJk?si…

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🔺🔺 And since then... EVERYTHING involving him has been LIE AFTER LIE‼️

"The irony of accepting an award for covering a genocide in the very country that enabled that genocide to have happened and continues, should not be lost." In an emotional speech aljazeera.com 's journalist Josh Rushing dedicated his 2026 Emmy award to colleagues and journalists killed by Israel.

Aaron Parnas Peter Thiel flees America over concerns of its future.

As McLuhan noted, we're driving into the future while staring in the rear view mirror. Instagram: pissedmagistus

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"Driving with device in right hand" update

Boredom makes bad decisions. Standards make better ones. Most people don’t fall off track… they just get tired of being patient. Choose discipline. Even when it’s quiet.

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This scene a lot is why I can’t stand Tyler!!!

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🚁 75 FEET UP EMERGENCY. Friday morning in San Jose, a palm tree trimmer suffered a medical emergency while suspended high above the ground. CAL FIRE’s Alma Helitack lowered a firefighter into the tree, secured the worker, and brought both down safely after more than an hour of precise aerial work.

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How do you design a culture-driven digital capsule? Gil Huybrecht & Jesper Landberg break down the making of "The Lookback" for Better Off® Studio — from GSAP flip transitions to infinite scroll and a surf-inspired 3D view. Read the case study: tympanus.net/codrops/2026...

The Lylat language of Star Fox 64 (Lylat Wars in the European version) has a very amusing sound, just like that of the Star Fox game (Star Wing in the European version) on Super Nintendo. Unfortunately for North America, the Lylat language is only available in Europe. #StarFox #Nintendo

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If you haven't been checking out the matches that have been streaming from WWE World you're missing out on fun stuff like Rayo Americano bringing his own extra long tag rope to try to give Los Americanos an extra advantage in their match against Myles Borne & Shiloh Hill!

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Need a Star Wars character name? Go to the grocery store. For instance, here are some absolutely plausible names for any background characters in any SW production: Jif Totino Spam Clamato Heinz Ramen Ritz Dreyer Bisquick Sargento I'm not even writing these. They write themselves.

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The Trap is not unique to corrections. Isn’t this the trap most of us are stuck in? If you comment, I will respond with video. Join the community Discord to get involved in the discussions! Link in profile!

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Sara Rowbotham was an NHS sexual health coordinator in Rochdale. Between 2005 and 2011 she filed 181 detailed referrals to Greater Manchester Police and social services. Each one named victims. Each one described systematic rape and trafficking of girls as young as 11. Each one went nowhere.

On the one hand, I have zero faith in Texas because it is objectively the worst state. On the other, I’m with my man Ivan here when it comes to what needs to happen to the GOP for the next 7 generations.

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Dear old Patricia the gift that keeps on giving You’d think she’d be used to it by now I hear it’s the only gig she can get these days appearing in someone else’s dream I doubt she was even headlining With each reissue of Floodland her cover portrait becomes fainter Soon she will disappear entirely

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